XL Bully Ban Incoming

[Daniel cain 45,131]

How many folks got a .38 on the hip over here??? Because thats probably your only chance...thats if it aint got you by the throat

[South hams hunter 8,921]

24 minutes ago, Daniel cain said:

Ive got scars,plates and pins in my hands and arms ..from probably no more than 40/50 seconds it took a bull greyhound  to do to  me at a dog show yrs ago,after a terrier I had on couples slyley grabbed it by its front foot started hearing the bones popbullgrey grabbed me my my arm when i grabbed it to stop it shaking the terrier locked to its paw..was a right f***ing mess..my mates was all there and grabbed the cnut straight away...used a bottle of water up the cnuts nose to get it to leave go of mehad 3 operations on my hands and arms...no offense but you aint getting no 50lb plus bull x off you if its flipped and lost the plot ...look how easy these dogs are killing folks...grabbing them around the throat..as if the dog knows how to f**k you up quick as

And don't forget mate some of these bully's are over 100lbs; you've got an 8st animal putting couple hundred pounds of pressure into you there's only one outcome ... you're f****d 

[shaaark 10,709]

1 hour ago, mC HULL said:

i knock out any dog you put infront a me mate id choose me dewalt work boots over me dunlop lol

Gooey, I've got this image of you in full 'jinn ninja' stealth mode, with your froggos on, darting in and out, and delivering blows to the dog with just enough force so it hasn't got time to steady itself up for a full out frenzied attack on you, making it think then, if you will, for about 10 minutes, before you rush in and deliver the lethal 'froggo death' kick to end the battle.

All hail Gooey the magnificent, king of all the jinns!!    ....  .........   

Edited October 6, 2023 by shaaark

[downsouth 7,213]

1 hour ago, mC HULL said:

lol been round some schizophrenic uns one it’s  teeth bounce off lads leg but caught hid sock ripped full sock off with lads foot still in the his boot it was comical his face was a picture 

fast agile little fuckers 

Did he have a titanium leg or did the dog have rubber teeth?

[Daniel cain 45,131]

14 minutes ago, shaaark said:

Gooey, I've got this image of you in full 'jinn ninja' stealth mode, with your froggos on, darting in and out, and delivering blows to the dog with just enough force so it hasn't got time to steady itself up for a full out frenzied attack on you, making it think then, if you will, for about 10 minutes, before you rush in and deliver the lethal 'froggo death' kick to end the battle.

All hail Gooey the magnificent, king of all the jinns!!    ....  .........   

 

[chartpolski 23,243]

1 hour ago, shaaark said:

Gooey, I've got this image of you in full 'jinn ninja' stealth mode, with your froggos on, darting in and out, and delivering blows to the dog with just enough force so it hasn't got time to steady itself up for a full out frenzied attack on you, making it think then, if you will, for about 10 minutes, before you rush in and deliver the lethal 'froggo death' kick to end the battle.

All hail Gooey the magnificent, king of all the jinns!!    ....  .........   

My boy is the ‘ardest  ‘ombré in ‘ull !

Hes ‘arder than Bruce f****n Lee f****n Chuck f****n Norris ! (Apologies to Bricktop).

So you lot stop picking on him 

Cheers.

 

[mC HULL 12,262]

3 hours ago, South hams hunter said:

And don't forget mate some of these bully's are over 100lbs; you've got an 8st animal putting couple hundred pounds of pressure into you there's only one outcome ... you're f****d 

me 16 year old nephew can carry 2 bags a cement with one arm lol

[WILF 46,649]

1 minute ago, mC HULL said:

me 16 year old nephew can carry 2 bags a cement with one arm lol

 

[NEWKID 27,126]

6 minutes ago, WILF said:

 

Been going through my head every time I've clicked on this thread! Lol

[WILF 46,649]

2 minutes ago, NEWKID said:

Been going through my head every time I've clicked on this thread! Lol

Patience young Skywalker !….that’s all it takes ! Lol 

[mackem 26,261]

I am getting a vision,there’s only one way to settle this in front of a baying bloodthirsty THL mob…….

 

 

[mr moocher 918]

lol mackem but with no collar on the dog id watch it

[mackem 26,261]

10 minutes ago, mr moocher said:

lol mackem but with no collar on the dog id watch it

The collar is for the dogs safety for the owner to pull it away when it jacks.

[kanny 20,494]

[mackem 26,261]

They even got Mc to take his wellies off,go barefoot,just to give the poor mutt even half a chance.