Daniel cain 45,103 Posted October 6, 2023 Report Share Posted October 6, 2023 How many folks got a .38 on the hip over here??? Because thats probably your only chance...thats if it aint got you by the throat Quote Link to post Share on other sites
South hams hunter 8,921 Posted October 6, 2023 Report Share Posted October 6, 2023 24 minutes ago, Daniel cain said: Ive got scars,plates and pins in my hands and arms ..from probably no more than 40/50 seconds it took a bull greyhound to do to me at a dog show yrs ago,after a terrier I had on couples slyley grabbed it by its front foot started hearing the bones popbullgrey grabbed me my my arm when i grabbed it to stop it shaking the terrier locked to its paw..was a right f***ing mess..my mates was all there and grabbed the cnut straight away...used a bottle of water up the cnuts nose to get it to leave go of mehad 3 operations on my hands and arms...no offense but you aint getting no 50lb plus bull x off you if its flipped and lost the plot ...look how easy these dogs are killing folks...grabbing them around the throat..as if the dog knows how to f**k you up quick as And don't forget mate some of these bully's are over 100lbs; you've got an 8st animal putting couple hundred pounds of pressure into you there's only one outcome ... you're f****d 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shaaark 10,704 Posted October 6, 2023 Report Share Posted October 6, 2023 (edited) 1 hour ago, mC HULL said: i knock out any dog you put infront a me mate id choose me dewalt work boots over me dunlop lol Gooey, I've got this image of you in full 'jinn ninja' stealth mode, with your froggos on, darting in and out, and delivering blows to the dog with just enough force so it hasn't got time to steady itself up for a full out frenzied attack on you, making it think then, if you will, for about 10 minutes, before you rush in and deliver the lethal 'froggo death' kick to end the battle. All hail Gooey the magnificent, king of all the jinns!! .... ......... Edited October 6, 2023 by shaaark 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
downsouth 7,212 Posted October 6, 2023 Report Share Posted October 6, 2023 1 hour ago, mC HULL said: lol been round some schizophrenic uns one it’s teeth bounce off lads leg but caught hid sock ripped full sock off with lads foot still in the his boot it was comical his face was a picture fast agile little fuckers Did he have a titanium leg or did the dog have rubber teeth? 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Daniel cain 45,103 Posted October 6, 2023 Report Share Posted October 6, 2023 14 minutes ago, shaaark said: Gooey, I've got this image of you in full 'jinn ninja' stealth mode, with your froggos on, darting in and out, and delivering blows to the dog with just enough force so it hasn't got time to steady itself up for a full out frenzied attack on you, making it think then, if you will, for about 10 minutes, before you rush in and deliver the lethal 'froggo death' kick to end the battle. All hail Gooey the magnificent, king of all the jinns!! .... ......... 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chartpolski 23,210 Posted October 6, 2023 Report Share Posted October 6, 2023 1 hour ago, shaaark said: Gooey, I've got this image of you in full 'jinn ninja' stealth mode, with your froggos on, darting in and out, and delivering blows to the dog with just enough force so it hasn't got time to steady itself up for a full out frenzied attack on you, making it think then, if you will, for about 10 minutes, before you rush in and deliver the lethal 'froggo death' kick to end the battle. All hail Gooey the magnificent, king of all the jinns!! .... ......... My boy is the ‘ardest ‘ombré in ‘ull ! Hes ‘arder than Bruce f****n Lee f****n Chuck f****n Norris ! (Apologies to Bricktop). So you lot stop picking on him Cheers. 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mC HULL 12,237 Posted October 6, 2023 Report Share Posted October 6, 2023 3 hours ago, South hams hunter said: And don't forget mate some of these bully's are over 100lbs; you've got an 8st animal putting couple hundred pounds of pressure into you there's only one outcome ... you're f****d me 16 year old nephew can carry 2 bags a cement with one arm lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 46,637 Posted October 6, 2023 Report Share Posted October 6, 2023 1 minute ago, mC HULL said: me 16 year old nephew can carry 2 bags a cement with one arm lol 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 27,108 Posted October 6, 2023 Report Share Posted October 6, 2023 6 minutes ago, WILF said: Been going through my head every time I've clicked on this thread! Lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 46,637 Posted October 6, 2023 Report Share Posted October 6, 2023 2 minutes ago, NEWKID said: Been going through my head every time I've clicked on this thread! Lol Patience young Skywalker !….that’s all it takes ! Lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 26,249 Posted October 6, 2023 Report Share Posted October 6, 2023 I am getting a vision,there’s only one way to settle this in front of a baying bloodthirsty THL mob……. 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mr moocher 918 Posted October 6, 2023 Report Share Posted October 6, 2023 lol mackem but with no collar on the dog id watch it 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 26,249 Posted October 6, 2023 Report Share Posted October 6, 2023 10 minutes ago, mr moocher said: lol mackem but with no collar on the dog id watch it The collar is for the dogs safety for the owner to pull it away when it jacks. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kanny 20,456 Posted October 6, 2023 Report Share Posted October 6, 2023 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 26,249 Posted October 6, 2023 Report Share Posted October 6, 2023 They even got Mc to take his wellies off,go barefoot,just to give the poor mutt even half a chance. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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