Call It What You Want

[mushroom 12,871]

I went out on the piss (bank holiday here). Came home, walked the dog, returned home with a pigeon

The cat is well pissed off, the dog brought it to me, so he feels chuffed lol. 
 

In truth, I’ve no idea what I’m doing! I’ve given the poor c**t seeds, nuts and cat biscuits and it’s in my shower, gave it a bowl of water. It’s a wee one. How do I take care of it?

[keepdiggin 9,559]

You stil with the Chinese family? Maybe they could do something with it?

[Greyman 28,162]

5 hours ago, mushroom said:

I went out on the piss (bank holiday here). Came home, walked the dog, returned home with a pigeon

The cat is well pissed off, the dog brought it to me, so he feels chuffed lol. 
 

In truth, I’ve no idea what I’m doing! I’ve given the poor c**t seeds, nuts and cat biscuits and it’s in my shower, gave it a bowl of water. It’s a wee one. How do I take care of it?

Bread and milk mate, pigeons produce and feed there young on milk that’s why they are fully grown when they leave the nest

[chartpolski 23,153]

You need more than one for a decent meal;

Cheers.

[gnasher16 30,044]

Brought a few birds home like that myself in the past.....just call her a cab and give her a moody phone number 

[shaunaltoft 48]

If not to young try it on peas and look for crop milk substitute 

[mushroom 12,871]

Well… it gained its strength (maybe it was older than I thought). It started lifting up, so I took it up to the roof and off it went. Then crashed landed 6 floors down on top of a car