Wolfdog91 7,471 Posted July 18, 2023 Report Share Posted July 18, 2023 Just heard this one, figured you lot would enjoy it....for more resins then one A Japanese ship was sailing in the Pacific Ocean. The Japanese captain of the ship put his diamond chain and Rolex watch on a shelf and went to have a shower. When he returned 10 minutes later, both the chain and the watch were missing! He called the four crew members of his ship together. A British guy was the ship’s cook. The captain asked him, “Where were you the past 10 minutes?” The cook answered, “I was in the cold storage room to select the meat for lunch.” A Sri Lankan was the house keeper. The captain repeated his question to him, and learnt that the Sri Lankan was at the top of the ship correcting the flag, which had been put upside down. An Indian guy was the engineer maintaining the ship. Same question, and the Indian told the captain that he was in the generator room checking the generator. A Frenchman also served on the house-keeping crew. Same question, and the Frenchman told the captain that he was sleeping after the night shift. Within 10 seconds the smart captain caught the thief. Who was the thief? How did the captain find him? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 28,653 Posted July 18, 2023 Report Share Posted July 18, 2023 The Sri Lankan,here’s a clue as to why…. 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wolfdog91 7,471 Posted July 19, 2023 Author Report Share Posted July 19, 2023 (edited) On 18/07/2023 at 23:31, mackem said: The Sri Lankan,here’s a clue as to why…. Expand And damn was hoping this would go on for a little bit...was looking to learn some new slurs Edited July 19, 2023 by Wolfdog91 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 28,653 Posted July 19, 2023 Report Share Posted July 19, 2023 On 19/07/2023 at 12:19, Wolfdog91 said: And damn was hoping this would go on for a little bit...was looking to learn some new sluts Expand The flag was the instant clue. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lenmcharristar 10,015 Posted July 19, 2023 Report Share Posted July 19, 2023 The jap flag, aka the fanny pad Quote Link to post Share on other sites
greg64 2,958 Posted July 20, 2023 Report Share Posted July 20, 2023 On 19/07/2023 at 12:19, Wolfdog91 said: And damn was hoping this would go on for a little bit...was looking to learn some new slurs Expand On 19/07/2023 at 12:19, Wolfdog91 said: And damn was hoping this would go on for a little bit...was looking to learn some new slurs Expand the power of google Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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