iworkwhippets 12,541 Posted July 3, 2023 Author Report Share Posted July 3, 2023 Nurses are calling in on me at 8 pm, to shave my chest n bollocks, eh ffs Quote Link to post Share on other sites
antg 1,767 Posted July 3, 2023 Report Share Posted July 3, 2023 11 minutes ago, iworkwhippets said: Nurses are calling in on me at 8 pm, to shave my chest n bollocks, eh ffs you will be right Ken. good luck for tomorrow. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
iworkwhippets 12,541 Posted July 3, 2023 Author Report Share Posted July 3, 2023 6 minutes ago, antg said: you will be right Ken. good luck for tomorrow. Hello.my good chap, who the fucks ken, 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnipper 6,467 Posted July 3, 2023 Report Share Posted July 3, 2023 24 minutes ago, iworkwhippets said: Nurses are calling in on me at 8 pm, to shave my chest n bollocks, eh ffs Don't worry the fear of the razor might stop you getting a boner 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
iworkwhippets 12,541 Posted July 3, 2023 Author Report Share Posted July 3, 2023 2 minutes ago, gnipper said: Don't worry the fear of the razor might stop you getting a boner All electric fer me pal 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Greyman 28,438 Posted July 3, 2023 Report Share Posted July 3, 2023 It will look like the last chicken in the supermarket by morning 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
paulus 26 Posted July 3, 2023 Report Share Posted July 3, 2023 Mate of mine was diagnosed a few years back, they removed a massive lump from under his arm, He had all the Chemo and that. It then spread into his stomach and internal organs. He was offered a trial with some drug or other. a couple of years later and he is still here, Plus the cancer has gone in all but 2 places and he is still receiving treatment, If they catch it early enough then they have a very high success rate of curing it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
king 11,972 Posted July 3, 2023 Report Share Posted July 3, 2023 You will be OK kieth...steady away mate.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
iworkwhippets 12,541 Posted July 3, 2023 Author Report Share Posted July 3, 2023 Porter just tooke for x-ray, nice bloke he's just shown.me the five bells pub, through my window at Basildon hospital , and as we both looked the me ward window at.the lovely countryside views, was this hare just ambling along Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Francie, 2,193 Posted July 3, 2023 Report Share Posted July 3, 2023 26 minutes ago, iworkwhippets said: Porter just tooke for x-ray, nice bloke he's just shown.me the five bells pub, through my window at Basildon hospital , and as we both looked the me ward window at.the lovely countryside views, was this hare just ambling along Goodman keith your in good spirits,a pair a binos would be handy for the view. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
iworkwhippets 12,541 Posted July 3, 2023 Author Report Share Posted July 3, 2023 Take your top.of sir, female a great striving coloured nurse just.been and.shaved me, god she. was a huge bugger, I'm.a six footer and she.towered over me anyway job done , all electric Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Qbgrey 4,091 Posted July 3, 2023 Report Share Posted July 3, 2023 Good luck Kieth try not to get to excited when the big ole nurse got your back wheels in her hand giving them a trim. That must a 2 stroke shaver to get threw that matted mess you got down thier honky tonks Quote Link to post Share on other sites
iworkwhippets 12,541 Posted July 3, 2023 Author Report Share Posted July 3, 2023 8 minutes ago, Qbgrey said: Good luck Kieth try not to get to excited when the big ole nurse got your back wheels in her hand giving them a trim. That must a 2 stroke shaver to get threw that matted mess you got down thier honky tonks Bugger off you, I knows where u live, want me come round and rip ya front grates out, lol, cheers pal,nurse just been take my blood pressure, size of her bum cheeks Christ all mighty 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lenmcharristar 9,762 Posted July 3, 2023 Report Share Posted July 3, 2023 Dont worry mate, socks is too busy in Ukraine with all the organ harvesting, your safe, he hasnt even thought of you never mind mention you. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mr moocher 928 Posted July 3, 2023 Report Share Posted July 3, 2023 good luck keith not long now and you will be back home Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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