jukel123 7,957 Posted June 16, 2023 Report Share Posted June 16, 2023 I got the expression from my old man too. The days of political,correctness hadn't arrived. I remember, just after the war, ( 2nd World War smart arses). We had the luxury of meat for Sunday dinner. The old fella was just about to divvy up the roast when a stray cat appeared through an open window and tried to take off with the roast. The old man was on it like a shot, grabbed it by the back legs and smashed its head against the wall. He the finished it off, put it in the bin, and went back to carving. Job done. 2 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
greg64 2,823 Posted June 16, 2023 Report Share Posted June 16, 2023 8 minutes ago, jukel123 said: I got the expression from my old man too. The days of political,correctness hadn't arrived. I remember, just after the war, ( 2nd World War smart arses). We had the luxury of meat for Sunday dinner. The old fella was just about to divvy up the roast when a stray cat appeared through an open window and tried to take off with the roast. The old man was on it like a shot, grabbed it by the back legs and smashed its head against the wall. He the finished it off, put it in the bin, and went back to carving. Job done. did you not think that was a bit OTT 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jukel123 7,957 Posted June 16, 2023 Report Share Posted June 16, 2023 Just now, greg64 said: did you not think that was a bit OTT Nah. I was pleased the cat didn't get my share of meat. It's all about priorities. I was going back to my accommodation in a taxi late at night in Greece. The driver confided to me that on his last journey, he had ordered the occupants out of his cab. He had run over a cat and his german passengers complained. He said he had lost his rag and left them in the middle of nowhere. He felt it hypocritical that the jerries had bombed his country during the war and now were moaning about a dead cat. Cats were seen as a pretty low form of life in the past and life was tough so, tbh, the cat my dad killed didn't give me nightmares. I do continue to take my tablets and attend therapy religiously though. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lenmcharristar 9,759 Posted June 16, 2023 Report Share Posted June 16, 2023 10 minutes ago, greg64 said: did you not think that was a bit OTT Id say quite honourably done Quote Link to post Share on other sites
king 11,972 Posted June 16, 2023 Report Share Posted June 16, 2023 Looks like a pure "lawn shitter" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
greg64 2,823 Posted June 16, 2023 Report Share Posted June 16, 2023 (edited) 7 minutes ago, jukel123 said: Nah. I was pleased the cat didn't get my share of meat. It's all about priorities. I was going back to my accommodation in a taxi late at night in Greece. The driver confided to me that on his last journey, he had ordered the occupants out of his cab. He had run over a cat and his german passengers complained. He said he had lost his rag and left them in the middle of nowhere. He felt it hypocritical that the jerries had bombed his country during the war and now were moaning about a dead cat. Cats were seen as a pretty low form of life in the past and life was tough so, tbh, the cat my dad killed didn't give me nightmares. I do continue to take my tablets and attend therapy religiously though. well if meat was that short you should of eaten the cat Edited June 16, 2023 by greg64 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jukel123 7,957 Posted June 16, 2023 Report Share Posted June 16, 2023 Just now, greg64 said: well if meat was that short you should of eaten the cat How do you know we didnt? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
greg64 2,823 Posted June 16, 2023 Report Share Posted June 16, 2023 1 minute ago, jukel123 said: How do you know we didnt? because you said he put it in the bin 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Francie, 2,164 Posted June 16, 2023 Report Share Posted June 16, 2023 5 minutes ago, jukel123 said: How do you know we didnt? Haha Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Squirrel_Basher 17,100 Posted June 19, 2023 Report Share Posted June 19, 2023 I know looks can be deceiving but it looks fairly balanced all considering . 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sandymere 8,263 Posted June 19, 2023 Report Share Posted June 19, 2023 On 16/06/2023 at 23:19, greg64 said: because you said he put it in the bin Bread bin..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
terryd 8,409 Posted June 19, 2023 Report Share Posted June 19, 2023 Some dogs have a shite life. It’s a shame. Has it actually done any thing wrong. Or we thinking if it don’t get the right home it will do Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tatsblisters 9,597 Posted July 29, 2023 Report Share Posted July 29, 2023 What happened to this dog was it rehomed. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
leegreen 2,169 Posted August 3, 2023 Report Share Posted August 3, 2023 On 29/07/2023 at 16:38, tatsblisters said: What happened to this dog was it rehomed. 1. Yep, and it has a very nice life. 2. Nope, it still lives in a shit hole garden surrounded by its own faeces. 3. Yep, and its killed the new owners children and grandmuvva. 4. Or living in a different shit hole garden with a skunk head that doesn't walk it. One of the above, maybe, sort of. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tb25 4,627 Posted August 3, 2023 Author Report Share Posted August 3, 2023 4 I think Lee...the romance never lasted long...lol 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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