Flights wtf

[keepdiggin 9,559]

2 minutes ago, DIDO.1 said:

Blackpool it is then 

Go to sinnlers if hookers and stippers are still you’re thing mate 

[DIDO.1 22,549]

1 minute ago, keepdiggin said:

Go to sinnlers if hookers and stippers are still you’re thing mate 

They never were! 

I was once in a strip club in Preston and I get talking to one of the stripper's about pheasants! She worked at a local gamefarm . 

That was 25 years ago. When our birds got delivered this year I asked the bloke who delivered em and he actually remembered her....it was just a relief to find out I hadn't imagined it all those years ago

[keepdiggin 9,559]

Just now, DIDO.1 said:

They never were! 

We believe you mate lol

It appears you’re go all over looking for them mate Preston Prague etc. How did you rate the spearmint rhino?

 

[dodger 2,751]

4 hours ago, dodger said:

Thanks champ 

The girls great and I'm sure the family meant well but iv struggled with eating together as a family at every single meal as I'm simply not used to that not even as a kid and for a village can I feck sleep dogs chickens motorbikes you name it I thought chickens started crowing at dawn not here 1am they start here then what broken sleep I do get there all up n about at 4am n even tho she's 30 there waking her up at 4 30 to start cooking maybe they treat her like a teenager, when iv gone maybe I'll miss it n wish I was back but now frustrating n tired lol I'll definitely miss the girl tho that's for sure heart of gold..

Edited September 4, 2023 by dodger

[mackem 26,158]

3 hours ago, DIDO.1 said:

@mackem can you not pay for my flights if I agree to be a mule for you? 

When I say mule, Im not sticking anything up my cute sensitive arse.... I'll just stick everything in the wife's suitcase

C’mon jefe,she will be fine don’t worry.

 

[Waz 4,252]

Might come in handy.

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[mackem 26,158]

2 hours ago, dodger said:

I thought chickens started crowing at dawn not here 1am they start here 

Many years ago I spent time on a gamefowl farm in the philippines,I eventually just used to sleep through it,background noise.

[mushroom 12,827]

On 03/09/2023 at 14:26, mackem said:

I don’t stress out too much about anything,not in my character,but the thought of Barcelona hotels still gives me anxiety.

Not if it’s the W lol

Once spent 700 notes in a few hours there! We ended up paying for a room, so we could keep drinking by the pool  
 

I’m not joking! That was a great night. 3 very happy women and a heiress who also got ploughed… I’m still sick about the bill though  

[downsouth 7,150]

6 hours ago, dodger said:

The girls great and I'm sure the family meant well but iv struggled with eating together as a family at every single meal as I'm simply not used to that not even as a kid and for a village can I feck sleep dogs chickens motorbikes you name it I thought chickens started crowing at dawn not here 1am they start here then what broken sleep I do get there all up n about at 4am n even tho she's 30 there waking her up at 4 30 to start cooking maybe they treat her like a teenager, when iv gone maybe I'll miss it n wish I was back but now frustrating n tired lol I'll definitely miss the girl tho that's for sure heart of gold..

Have the parents got on your case to help out with vet bills for their sick buffalo yet

[Waz 4,252]

13 minutes ago, downsouth said:

Have the parents got on your case to help out with vet bills for their sick buffalo yet

'the 3 day rule'...

[dodger 2,751]

1 hour ago, downsouth said:

Have the parents got on your case to help out with vet bills for their sick buffalo yet

No mate it's not like Thailand here

There poor but never asked me for anything the dad even had a wip round the village n got me 1.2 million rupiah when the atm In the next town wouldn't work for my card when I had to leave just said send it over when I get chance 

[dodger 2,751]

5 hours ago, mackem said:

Many years ago I spent time on a gamefowl farm in the philippines,I eventually just used to sleep through it,background noise.

Rather you than me mate..

[mackem 26,158]

28 minutes ago, dodger said:

No mate it's not like Thailand here

There poor but never asked me for anything the dad even had a wip round the village n got me 1.2 million rupiah when the atm In the next town wouldn't work for my card when I had to leave just said send it over when I get chance 

The old saying,sometimes those who give the most are often those with the least to spare.

[jukel123 7,957]

On 03/09/2023 at 15:21, DIDO.1 said:

I didn't like Prague at all. Bit of an edgy russian feeling. One of the lads got into a fight with a pickpocket and another lad got jumped by some gypo women. Good job they were handy lads and not to pissed. I thought it was expensive as well.... certainly not as cheap as it once was. And the strip clubs and whores were rough.

Any advice on how to deal with gypsy women? I just keep tight  hold of my possessions and shout " f**k off". How do Spaniards deal with them? Any point in shouting pickpocket  (caterista) at them? What does deter them if anything?

I was in Teneriffe recently, we came out of the airport and within seconds a gypsy lad had his hand in my wife's bag. Fortunately, he legged it without getting anything from her bag.

It was a great holiday mind, I got food poisoning,lost a tooth,and we both ended the holiday with covid.lol.

Edited September 4, 2023 by jukel123

[Daniel cain 44,963]

54 minutes ago, jukel123 said:

Any advice on how to deal with gypsy women? I just keep tight  hold of my possessions and shout " f**k off". How do Spaniards deal with them? Any point in shouting pickpocket  (caterista) at them? What does deter them if anything?

I was in Teneriffe recently, we came out of the airport and within seconds a gypsy lad had his hand in my wife's bag. Fortunately, he legged it without getting anything from her bag.

It was a great holiday mind, I got food poisoning,lost a tooth,and we both ended the holiday with covid.lol.

Next time you clock one...walk up to them and offer them a bar of soap