ditchman 2,832 Posted June 6, 2023 Report Share Posted June 6, 2023 1 hour ago, mel b said: Were on for a bumper ginger harvest , of the very finest quality this year . One ginger plug, will have you galloping like red rum . Their was talk of a , red bull , viagra , and ginger , suppository, but scientists think that the average human body just couldn't cope with such a powerful concoction . (I reckon you'd be OK though shagger ). oooohhhhh you dirty boy.....you will have me walking home sounding like a wet gumboot... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FLATTOP 4,416 Posted June 7, 2023 Report Share Posted June 7, 2023 Katie nailing Willoughby 1 11 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DIDO.1 22,661 Posted June 7, 2023 Report Share Posted June 7, 2023 She just gets better and better. The better she gets the more the media demonise her and try to get her out the public eye. She nails it on so many things 2 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 26,270 Posted February 18 Author Report Share Posted February 18 Bumder. Phillip Schofield paid his young lover a six-figure sum with a gagging clause that 'means the disgraced This Morning presenter knows his ex can never speak about their relationship... so he will sleep a lot better' WWW.DAILYMAIL.CO.UK MAIL ON SUNDAY EXCLUSIVE: Disgraced Phillip Schofield has paid his much younger lover a six-figure sum in... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mel b 2,299 Posted February 18 Report Share Posted February 18 12 minutes ago, mackem said: Bumder. Phillip Schofield paid his young lover a six-figure sum with a gagging clause that 'means the disgraced This Morning presenter knows his ex can never speak about their relationship... so he will sleep a lot better' WWW.DAILYMAIL.CO.UK MAIL ON SUNDAY EXCLUSIVE: Disgraced Phillip Schofield has paid his much younger lover a six-figure sum in... Now come on mack , be fair . It's only what any other ageing homosexual millionaire would do , to hide the fact that he'd taken advantage of of young boy . 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 26,270 Posted February 18 Author Report Share Posted February 18 4 minutes ago, mel b said: Now come on mack , be fair . It's only what any other ageing homosexual millionaire would do , to hide the fact that he'd taken advantage of of young boy . I wonder how much he paid Gordon? 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mel b 2,299 Posted February 18 Report Share Posted February 18 1 hour ago, mackem said: I wonder how much he paid Gordon? In fairness . He only stuck his fist in Gordon . Although looking at that first pic , I'm not so sure . 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,565 Posted February 18 Report Share Posted February 18 1 hour ago, mackem said: Bumder. Phillip Schofield paid his young lover a six-figure sum with a gagging clause that 'means the disgraced This Morning presenter knows his ex can never speak about their relationship... so he will sleep a lot better' WWW.DAILYMAIL.CO.UK MAIL ON SUNDAY EXCLUSIVE: Disgraced Phillip Schofield has paid his much younger lover a six-figure sum in... I think that’s how he got into this problem by bumdering . 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mel b 2,299 Posted February 18 Report Share Posted February 18 9 minutes ago, forest of dean redneck said: I think that’s how he got into this problem by bumdering . Bumdering always gets you in the shite . 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Greyman 28,286 Posted February 18 Report Share Posted February 18 (edited) And I wonder who’s ideal and who drew up a NDA for him it would have all been done by bbc / itv lawyers, as it’s the first thing they thrust in your face before even speaking about being on tv, I signed loads for things I’ve done but mostly for things that never even got beyond an idea, it’s more about the beeb protecting its reputation and pedo ring than schofield after all the damage is already done for him, Edited February 18 by Greyman Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ditchman 2,832 Posted February 18 Report Share Posted February 18 49 minutes ago, mel b said: Bumdering always gets you in the shite . thought you would be hanging around this thread........you little hamster fiddler.. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mel b 2,299 Posted February 18 Report Share Posted February 18 6 minutes ago, ditchman said: thought you would be hanging around this thread........you little hamster fiddler.. Having an interest in chocolate starfish and hamsters , doesn't make me a bad person yknow. Now can you please just sign this NDA , and we'll never speak of the matter ever again . 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ditchman 2,832 Posted February 18 Report Share Posted February 18 1 hour ago, mel b said: Having an interest in chocolate starfish and hamsters , doesn't make me a bad person yknow. Now can you please just sign this NDA , and we'll never speak of the matter ever again . will you be polishing up "the old rusty sherrifs badge " Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mel b 2,299 Posted February 18 Report Share Posted February 18 7 hours ago, ditchman said: will you be polishing up "the old rusty sherrifs badge " Oh I do like to put a shine on a rusty sherrifs badge . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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