Schofield latest......

[Lenmcharristar 9,734]

16 minutes ago, mel b said:

I've just been looking at Holly Willoughby on the telly , and I reckon that any bloke that says he wouldn't throw a leg across her , is either a liar , or an even bigger homo than schofield .

Or maybe they liked philip??????????

[mel b 2,299]

40 minutes ago, Lenmcharristar said:

Or maybe they liked philip??????????

Yep , they've just burst out of the closet , covered in glitter and pink bows

[Dinosaurs 2,039]

4 hours ago, mel b said:

I've just been looking at Holly Willoughby on the telly , and I reckon that any bloke that says he wouldn't throw a leg across her , is either a liar , or an even bigger homo than schofield .

She’d probably turn a few heads walking into a bar But she’s not a looker in my opinion But if I had to choose her or Phil she’d get it. Atb

[Qbgrey 4,089]

5 hours ago, mel b said:

I've just been looking at Holly Willoughby on the telly , and I reckon that any bloke that says he wouldn't throw a leg across her , is either a liar , or an even bigger homo than schofield .

Some of us got standards mate.hahaaa

[mackem 26,270]

He shagged the kid but "They were just mates"?? 

 

[mel b 2,299]

57 minutes ago, Qbgrey said:

Some of us got standards mate.hahaaa

I must be honest , I've never been known for having high standards .

[ditchman 2,832]

12 minutes ago, mel b said:

I must be honest , I've never been known for having high standards .

give the hamsters a day off mate 

[Qbgrey 4,089]

That Amanda Holden another ole dog too

[mel b 2,299]

18 minutes ago, Qbgrey said:

That Amanda Holden another ole dog too

You're definitely a bummer if you wouldn't jump on her dude .

She's an eejit , but she's a right fit cougar .

[mel b 2,299]

47 minutes ago, ditchman said:

give the hamsters a day off mate 

I did , he even sent me a thankyou card.

[Daniel cain 45,155]

9 hours ago, mackay said:

Pontoon eyes, one sticking and one twisting.

one blew left,one blew right...when she cries...she gets a wet back

[Lenmcharristar 9,734]

1 hour ago, Daniel cain said:

one blew left,one blew right...when she cries...she gets a wet back

Well she is defo no martina mcbride

[ditchman 2,832]

I love cougar............just thought i would put it out there....(and mutton dressed as lamb) and VPL....Muffins  etc

Hows the Ginger farming going this year MelB..?.....good season ?

19 hours ago, mel b said:

I did , he even sent me a thankyou card.

 

[mel b 2,299]

5 minutes ago, ditchman said:

I love cougar............just thought i would put it out there....(and mutton dressed as lamb) and VPL....Muffins  etc

Hows the Ginger farming going this year MelB..?.....good season ?

 

Were on for a bumper ginger harvest , of the very finest quality this year .  One ginger plug,  will have you galloping like red rum .

Their was talk of a ,  red bull , viagra , and ginger , suppository,  but scientists think that the average human body just couldn't cope with such a powerful concoction . 

(I reckon you'd be OK though shagger ).

[Welsh_red 4,633]

1 hour ago, mel b said:

Were on for a bumper ginger harvest , of the very finest quality this year .  One ginger plug,  will have you galloping like red rum .

Their was talk of a ,  red bull , viagra , and ginger , suppository,  but scientists think that the average human body just couldn't cope with such a powerful conCocktion . 

(I reckon you'd be OK though shagger ).