fireman 10,869 Posted May 27, 2023 Report Share Posted May 27, 2023 Mate of mine died when he fell off his bike on his own drive way when his foot missed the pedal and he hit his head when he fell, sober and not stoned in any way..Good your ok D .... 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,879 Posted May 27, 2023 Report Share Posted May 27, 2023 9 minutes ago, fireman said: Mate of mine died when he fell off his bike on his own drive way when his foot missed the pedal and he hit his head when he fell, sober and not stoned in any way..Good your ok D .... When the universe says times up.. times up! Crazy how easy and quick it is sometimes mate. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
albert64 1,882 Posted May 27, 2023 Report Share Posted May 27, 2023 Fell off mine loads of times pissed up quite glad some twit knicked it 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dogmandont 9,802 Posted May 28, 2023 Report Share Posted May 28, 2023 If you haven't fell of a bicycle while pissed you haven't lived. Speedy recovery D..... keep er lit..... 2 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
smithie 2,443 Posted May 28, 2023 Report Share Posted May 28, 2023 On 26/05/2023 at 01:41, dytkos said: Went to watch a band on Saturday night, only a couple of miles away so decided to pedal out there. Only had five pints so not pissed but possibly had that arrogant confidence Clipped a gatepost with my left pedal, span me round into a metal post Bikes OK. Cheers, D. I'm calling bollox on this.. I recon you forgot the safe word 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bird 9,872 Posted May 28, 2023 Report Share Posted May 28, 2023 1 hour ago, dogmandont said: If you haven't fell of a bicycle while pissed you haven't lived. Speedy recovery D..... keep er lit..... I've got one for you, many moons ago, was biking home from my girl friend house, it was down long road, no houses by it just country type road. It was about 12.30pm, was on me bike, I had about 3 pints, so was OK. We watched Psycho the film, going up this long hill, me mind went bit daft, thinking just think if some mad prat jumped at me with knife, or axe lol. Well a tramp, I think that what it was come from the feild and started to cross the road by bottom of the hill,. I thought christ who that, then not looking at road, went up the kerb, love the handle bars, on me back lol. I was. Proper fooked, took me I hour to get home after. Lol 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,879 Posted May 28, 2023 Report Share Posted May 28, 2023 Bicycles and alcohol…… terrible combination 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tinytiger 826 Posted May 28, 2023 Report Share Posted May 28, 2023 23 hours ago, fireman said: Mate of mine died when he fell off his bike on his own drive way when his foot missed the pedal and he hit his head when he fell, sober and not stoned in any way..Good your ok D .... There was a steeple Jack in Limerick Who broke his neck after tripping while putting on his shirt at top of stairs....Man working up 500foot most of his life. Fell off a fair few bikes myself drunk or drunk+tablets. Waking up next day with no idea where cuts n bruises came from,where my glasses were or where bike was lol.Got a bad fright in the end _gave up the cycling 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dogmandont 9,802 Posted May 28, 2023 Report Share Posted May 28, 2023 3 hours ago, mushroom said: Bicycles and alcohol…… terrible combination And rollerblades. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 26,067 Posted May 28, 2023 Report Share Posted May 28, 2023 5 minutes ago, dogmandont said: And rollerblades. Not forgetting dickhead...lol 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 26,067 Posted May 28, 2023 Report Share Posted May 28, 2023 2 hours ago, tinytiger said: There was a steeple Jack in Limerick Who broke his neck after tripping while putting on his shirt at top of stairs....Man working up 500foot most of his life. Fell off a fair few bikes myself drunk or drunk+tablets. Waking up next day with no idea where cuts n bruises came from,where my glasses were or where bike was lol.Got a bad fright in the end _gave up the cycling Lol....brilliant...love that... Gave up the cycling...not the alcohol....lol 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dogmandont 9,802 Posted May 28, 2023 Report Share Posted May 28, 2023 1 minute ago, TOMO said: Not forgetting dickhead...lol Dickhead, rollerblades, booze and maybe a spliff is definitely a recipe for disaster. Lol. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,879 Posted May 28, 2023 Report Share Posted May 28, 2023 (edited) 21 hours ago, dogmandont said: And rollerblades. I was gonna type that but thought I may digress the thread Alcohol is bad with any wheel inspired mode of transportation! Rollerblades, alcohol and a fuucking beast of a coursing dog… bad combination also I have countless scars, bone callus’s, police fines and PTSD from combining these 3 things Edited May 29, 2023 by mushroom 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dogmandont 9,802 Posted May 28, 2023 Report Share Posted May 28, 2023 46 minutes ago, mushroom said: I was gonna type that but thought I may digress the thread Alcohol is bad with any wheel inspired mode of transportation! Rollerblades, alcohol and a fuucking beast of a coursing dog… bad combination also I have countless scars, bone callus’s, police fines and PTSD from combining this 3 things Took a spin on a mates yz125 once, pissed as a fart, didn't end well.. Lol. Covered in grass rash.. it's every bit as bad as road rash and don't let anyone tell you any different. Lol. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,879 Posted May 28, 2023 Report Share Posted May 28, 2023 3 hours ago, dogmandont said: Took a spin on a mates yz125 once, pissed as a fart, didn't end well.. Lol. Covered in grass rash.. it's every bit as bad as road rash and don't let anyone tell you any different. Lol. My right hand third and fourth ribs still stick out from one time this numptey planted me Best advice I got about that was from Gnash… he said remember to breathe normal or you’ll build up liquid in ya lungs, forget bandages 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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