the_stig 6,614 Posted January 30, 2008 Report Share Posted January 30, 2008 (edited) Oh well here goes. Jeremy Beadle had a small willy, but on the other hand it was quite large. sorry about that. here goes the hospital said if he`d have done what they said and taken a handfull of antibiotics he would have been o.k. - sorry Edited January 30, 2008 by the_stig Quote Link to post Share on other sites
terrys 0 Posted January 30, 2008 Report Share Posted January 30, 2008 Poor b***%*d, a tribute to him below. http://images.google.ie/images?q=Jeremy+Be...es&ct=title The Jeremy Beadle control pad is a bit ............ The fecker died of pnuemonia cos he was unable to blow his snozzle properly with his cripped hand .......... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted January 31, 2008 Report Share Posted January 31, 2008 There's nothing like a bit of black humour is there! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BULL 91 Posted January 31, 2008 Report Share Posted January 31, 2008 There's nothing like a bit of black humour is there! I think you piss takers are right out of order !i think we should all join together and give beadle a BIG HAND Quote Link to post Share on other sites
AIRGUNNER 1 Posted January 31, 2008 Report Share Posted January 31, 2008 They've just announced on ITV that next week they will be filming Jeremy Beadle`s crematorium it will be called ''you've been flamed'' Sorry RIP Jeremy. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tory 0 Posted January 31, 2008 Report Share Posted January 31, 2008 They've just announced on ITV that next week they will be filming Jeremy Beadle`s crematorium it will be called ''you've been flamed'' Sorry RIP Jeremy. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Irish Lurcher 1,013 Posted January 31, 2008 Report Share Posted January 31, 2008 I heard he was shot at a poker game, he had a bad hand Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest SHOT Posted January 31, 2008 Report Share Posted January 31, 2008 he got pinched a while back smuggling "small arms" to iraq... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest craftycarper Posted January 31, 2008 Report Share Posted January 31, 2008 i'l never forget that one where they knocked that guy's new van in the harbour, he went ballistic.....saying that was it beadle or noel edmonds who did that.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
trappa 517 Posted January 31, 2008 Report Share Posted January 31, 2008 Apparently he has fallen out with god already. God introduced him to the angels and said "lets have a big hand for jeremy"!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Big Fish Posted January 31, 2008 Report Share Posted January 31, 2008 Too be honest, i would have a thought a little more respect of the dead would have been in order... Doesnt matter who they are! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest craftycarper Posted January 31, 2008 Report Share Posted January 31, 2008 to tell you the truth he is probably laughing his head off looking down here reading this......whats this about his hand, have i missed something... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cragman 2,763 Posted January 31, 2008 Report Share Posted January 31, 2008 Just had a text from his agent...apparently they're speading his ashes on the local allotment...watch out for "Beadles a sprout" around autumn time! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bowers1986 3 Posted January 31, 2008 Report Share Posted January 31, 2008 Oh well here goes. Jeremy Beadle had a small willy, but on the other hand it was quite large. sorry about that. :11: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MR TEA POT 1,287 Posted January 31, 2008 Report Share Posted January 31, 2008 They've just announced on ITV that next week they will be filming Jeremy Beadle`s crematorium it will be called ''you've been flamed'' Sorry RIP Jeremy. They are reading his will after its wrote in short hand . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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