Car washes.

[THE STIFFMEISTER 16,133]

1 hour ago, keepdiggin said:

Makes you laugh doesn’t it “I only use British” it’s impossible this day and age 

I’m a 41 year old man mate , I’m not yet ready to have a hairdo like my grandad , as said , if I could find an English barber that you have a crack at , a coffee , gives the kid a bag of sweets , has a natter , has the footy on in the background ,  and looks like he knows what he’s doing , I’d go there, until then I’ll be at Turkish lads gaffs all day long 

most British barbers premises look like a transport cafe or it’s more than twenty notes  

[Bakerboy 4,736]

1 hour ago, keepdiggin said:

Makes you laugh doesn’t it “I only use British” it’s impossible this day and age 

Not everywhere mate

[Bakerboy 4,736]

32 minutes ago, THE STIFFMEISTER said:

I’m a 41 year old man mate , I’m not yet ready to have a hairdo like my grandad , as said , if I could find an English barber that you have a crack at , a coffee , gives the kid a bag of sweets , has a natter , has the footy on in the background ,  and looks like he knows what he’s doing , I’d go there, until then I’ll be at Turkish lads gaffs all day long 

most British barbers premises look like a transport cafe or it’s more than twenty notes  

How's the skin fade mate, cos that's the 1 and only thing the fckrs can do

And have you got those lines shaved into the sides

Edited February 24, 2023 by Bakerboy

[chartpolski 24,305]

At a local car wash, some years back, a bloke drove in with his Range Rover, saw the price on a poster and had his car washed by some illegal immigrant.

When it was finished, they demand three times the price, and surrounded the car, threatening the bloke if he didn't pay.

They made a mistake, he was a local hard man/gangster/nutter and revved up and drove into them, killing one and injuring others.

He was done for murder and jailed........the car wash is still there.

Cheers.

[lurcherman 887 13,255]

Do it myself now and enjoy it, sign of getting old. 

[Deker 3,478]

1 minute ago, lurcherman 887 said:

Do it myself now and enjoy it, sign of getting old. 

I thought I was getting old but obviously not, I do it myself but I certainly don't enjoy it. 

[low plains drifter 10,694]

34 minutes ago, chartpolski said:

At a local car wash, some years back, a bloke drove in with his Range Rover, saw the price on a poster and had his car washed by some illegal immigrant.

When it was finished, they demand three times the price, and surrounded the car, threatening the bloke if he didn't pay.

They made a mistake, he was a local hard man/gangster/nutter and revved up and drove into them, killing one and injuring others.

He was done for murder and jailed........the car wash is still there.

Cheers.

Thought I hadn't heard much of Gazza for a while

[gnasher16 30,280]

4 hours ago, keepdiggin said:

Makes you laugh doesn’t it “I only use British” it’s impossible this day and age 

I disagree.....i see it like premier league footballers you're going to pay more for the English ones but how much value do you put in your own stock ?......i have a couple of hardworking young lads who started a valeting business a few years back come round the gaff a few times a month and clean the motors they're nice friendly young English boys trying to make their way in life....i respect that and am happy to pay a bit extra in support of my own people.....at the end of the day nobody HAS to use foreigners to do things that Brits can and have done for generations. 

Edited February 24, 2023 by gnasher16

[greg64 2,849]

i live at the end of a unmade track which is always covered in mud, sheep, goat and cow shit so don't bother washing my car 

[mC HULL 13,263]

3 hours ago, THE STIFFMEISTER said:

I’m a 41 year old man mate , I’m not yet ready to have a hairdo like my grandad , as said , if I could find an English barber that you have a crack at , a coffee , gives the kid a bag of sweets , has a natter , has the footy on in the background ,  and looks like he knows what he’s doing , I’d go there, until then I’ll be at Turkish lads gaffs all day long 

most British barbers premises look like a transport cafe or it’s more than twenty notes  

i wouldn’t dream a taking a drink from em 

and never in a million years take me kids round em and let them give them goodies f**k that god forbid out happened to you stiff your kids will think it is ok been round the c**ts and getting things from them everyone’s seen were that can lead mate 

[Gypsydog94 4,608]

20 minutes ago, mC HULL said:

i wouldn’t dream a taking a drink from em 

and never in a million years take me kids round em and let them give them goodies f**k that god forbid out happened to you stiff your kids will think it is ok been round the c**ts and getting things from them everyone’s seen were that can lead mate 

I don’t think his kids are baby’s. It’s a fathers job to teach there child to be able to look after thereselves and not taken for a mug. 

[mC HULL 13,263]

27 minutes ago, Gypsydog94 said:

I don’t think his kids are baby’s. It’s a fathers job to teach there child to be able to look after thereselves and not taken for a mug. 

mine are younger mate i wouldn’t dream of letting them take gifts of them i drum it in to them from young 

[THE STIFFMEISTER 16,133]

2 hours ago, mC HULL said:

i wouldn’t dream a taking a drink from em 

and never in a million years take me kids round em and let them give them goodies f**k that god forbid out happened to you stiff your kids will think it is ok been round the c**ts and getting things from them everyone’s seen were that can lead mate 

You’re making the assumption that odd marks are only Middle Eastern , my kids are well aware that there’s f***ing dirty c**ts out there all over the gaff . Of all shades . 
 

young lad I go to , it takes him half an hour to cut your hair , he cracks on about the football , what’s on this weekend , life in general . Very animated chatty lad , half the shop get involved in his conversation , I wouldn’t go anywhere else , sat on the table looking at what car magazine from 2005 , fuckibg tedious . 

do what you can , but as I’ve said , I haven’t seen a traditional barber who can cut hair properly or how I like mine done . I’m not gonna go about like Brennan hough just so I can say “I don’t give them Turkish a penny “ 

you wouldn’t get an mg If you wanted a golf , would ya ? 

 

[chartpolski 24,305]

Aren’t all these Turkish barbers Albanian ?

Cheers.

[paulus 26]

2 hours ago, chartpolski said:

Aren’t all these Turkish barbers Albanian ?

Cheers.

Its all in the wording, If you look closely at there signs most will say "Turkish style Barbers" and yes they will be Albanians laundering drug money through the business