Ongoing joke

[forest of dean redneck 11,814]

1 minute ago, jukel123 said:

We've had ' could a bullcross take a honey badger' a red stag or a timber wolf? It's only a matter of time until we get could a bullcross take that walrus single handed?

 

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No you need a polar bear for  walrus

[jukel123 9,035]

Just now, forest of dean redneck said:

No you need a polar bear for  walrus

They aren't too successful either, at least my mate's polar bear. Plenty of guts but lacks stamina  and has dodgy feet.

There was a  bloke down the pub had a one.  f****n mustard on walrus. Had three in one night, can't beat lightforce lamps. Story is he had a heart attack carrying them home.

[forest of dean redneck 11,814]

Just now, jukel123 said:

They aren't too successful either, at least my mate's polar bear. Plenty of guts but lacks stamina  and has dodgy feet.

There was a  bloke down the pub had a one.  f****n mustard on walrus. Had three in one night, can't beat lightforce lamps. Story is he had a heart attack carrying them home.

Yeah them lightforce can be heavy

[paulus 26]

Anyone else seen that Golden eagle for sale in the advertisement section, would it take a walrus? 

[Daniel cain 46,714]

10 minutes ago, paulus said:

Anyone else seen that Golden eagle for sale in the advertisement section, would it take a walrus? 

cheap bird for someone that....

[Squirrel_Basher 17,100]

If someone’s selling a goldie it’s been flown to death and jacked .

[saluki bouy 763]

@foxdropperhave you any experience of them? Are all flown bred in captivity? Do you need a license? How hard are they to train etc? 

ps when training how would you break to lamb 

 

[jukel123 9,035]

7 hours ago, saluki bouy said:

@foxdropperhave you any experience of them? Are all flown bred in captivity? Do you need a license? How hard are they to train etc? 

ps when training how would you break to lamb 

 

Rub its beaks in mutton mate.

Alternatively, tackle up your fishing rod and attach line to the  eagles neck. As soon as it flies toward a lamb,strike! Works every time.

[forest of dean redneck 11,814]

39 minutes ago, jukel123 said:

Rub its beaks in mutton mate.

Alternatively, tackle up your fishing rod and attach line to the  eagles neck. As soon as it flies toward a lamb,strike! Works every time.

Or beat it over the head with the dead lamb shouting no bad eagle as you do it

[walshie 2,804]

12 hours ago, forest of dean redneck said:

When a seal beached in Weymouth there’ was kids throwing stones, people trying to get selfies ordering their kids stand next to it one got bit and also dogs worrying it . 
There has been a walrus spotted in uk this year in various locations hasn’t there ? 

We had one on the Pembrokeshire coast last Spring. I wonder if its the same one? Hard to tell as they all look quite similar. 

[Squirrel_Basher 17,100]

9 hours ago, saluki bouy said:

@foxdropperhave you any experience of them? Are all flown bred in captivity? Do you need a license? How hard are they to train etc? 

ps when training how would you break to lamb 

 

Pass .

[forest of dean redneck 11,814]

1 hour ago, walshie said:

We had one on the Pembrokeshire coast last Spring. I wonder if its the same one? Hard to tell as they all look quite similar. 

They reckon it’s same one that was on south coast (Hampshire?) earlier this year .

[walshie 2,804]

20 minutes ago, forest of dean redneck said:

They reckon it’s same one that was on south coast (Hampshire?) earlier this year .

And they reckon the one we had here had come over from Ireland. 

[paulus 26]

52 minutes ago, foxdropper said:

Pass .

Spent to many years fannying about with birds of prey, Always found i either had the money and not the time or the time and not the money, Flown accipiter's, Long wings,  Buteo`s and parabuteo`s.  To get a bird truly fit requires a level of commitment most are not capable of giving, consequently there birds never reach their true potential, Some people do achieve it and a bird in prime condition is a sight to behold. Chucking something over a hedge on a Saturday morning to catch an unsuspecting pheasant or rabbit just does not do it for me, 

[tatsblisters 10,554]

10 hours ago, saluki bouy said:

@foxdropperhave you any experience of them? Are all flown bred in captivity? Do you need a license? How hard are they to train etc? 

ps when training how would you break to lamb 

 

Seen them fly a few times if they hit the thermals and spot carrion like a dead sheep miles away telemetry is a must on these birds.