Big mistake.

[jukel123 8,983]

I've made a hundred mistakes in my life. Many I couldn't write about..too stupid and painful. But here's a laugh for you. 

In 1969 I went to live in London and ended up in Maida Vale. I met a bonny Irish Colleen and ended up sharing her room in the pub where she worked. The owner of the pub found out and after an ugly scene, amazingly, he offered me a part time job in the evenings as some sort of half _arsed security man. The only qualification I had was that I was big and had more confidence than I should have had. It was quite a posh pub and there was no trouble. It was basically" drink up lads, time to go". No aggro at all. Anyways , one night, my girlfriend had a night off and I saw a lovely bird sitting by the bar, so I smiled and said hello. She encouraged me with a big smile, eyes a_ fluttering and then in  came her date. I got the idea sharpish, and moved away pronto.

About an hour later I went for a pee and the cock teaser's boyfriend appeared in the next urinal. He looked at me and said " what you f****n looking at?". I replied  " not f****n much " as you do. I went to pull my zip up and the c**t hit me on the side of the jaw. As I was falling he hit me with his other fist bang on my eye socket. I wasn't quite knocked out but try as I might, I couldn't get up for five minutes  or so.

Next day my face looked like a rugby ball. Jesus he could punch. Thank f**k he didn't give me a kicking as I lay there. He was content with what he'd dished out and left.

He came into the pub a week later and apologised. I would like to report I said "outside you b*****d, we've got unfinished business" and  then I gave him a hiding.  But the truth is I nodded, trying to keep as much dignity as I could, which was f**k all. I didn't want any more of what he'd dished out tbh.

Good job, because I later learned he was a  recently retired world champion boxer. I'm not going to reveal his name or the pub, because he was with his fancy woman and not his Mrs and she is still alive. Gentlemen  never tell tales.

 Its a true story.

Big mistakes anybody else.?

 

 

Edited December 14, 2022 by jukel123

[TOMO 27,149]

11 hours ago, jukel123 said:

I've made a hundred mistakes in my life. Many I couldn't write about..too stupid and painful. But here's a laugh for you. 

In 1969 I went to live in London and ended up in Maida Vale. I met a bonny Irish Colleen and ended up sharing her room in the pub where she worked. The owner of the pub found out and after an ugly scene, amazingly, he offered me a part time job in the evenings as some sort of half _arsed security man. The only qualification I had was that I was big and had more confidence than I should have had. It was quite a posh pub and there was no trouble. It was basically" drink up lads, time to go". No aggro at all. Anyways , one night, my girlfriend had a night off and I saw a lovely bird sitting by the bar, so I smiled and said hello. She encouraged me with a big smile, eyes a_ fluttering and then in  came her date. I got the idea sharpish, and moved away pronto.

About an hour later I went for a pee and the cock teaser's boyfriend appeared in the next urinal. He looked at me and said " what you f****n looking at?". I replied  " not f****n much " as you do. I went to pull my zip up and the c**t hit me on the side of the jaw. As I was falling he hit me with his other fist bang on my eye socket. I wasn't quite knocked out but try as I might, I couldn't get up for five minutes  or so.

Next day my face looked like a rugby ball. Jesus he could punch. Thank f**k he didn't give me a kicking as I lay there. He was content with what he'd dished out and left.

He came into the pub a week later and apologised. I would like to report I said "outside you b*****d, we've got unfinished business and  then I gave him a hiding".  But the truth is I nodded, trying to keep as much dignity as I could, which was f**k all. I didn't want any more of what he'd dished out tbh.

Good job, because I later learned he was a  recently retired world champion boxer. I'm not going to reveal his name or the pub, because he was with his fancy woman and not his Mrs and she is still alive. Gentlemen  never tell tales.

 Its a true story.

Big mistakes anybody else.?

 

 

big mistakes or regrets....I got a few...

one that sticks out is not travelling round south America with two ozzy mates when I had the chance and the money. They ended up in a tiny village in the Amazon where they were allowed to pig out on as much food as they could handle and all they had to do in return was to get dry bummed once a day by the village chief. That would have been my perfect life. 

[jukel123 8,983]

Just now, TOMO said:

big mistakes or regrets....I got a few...

one that sticks out is not travelling round south America with two ozzy mates when I had the chance and the money

Yep, you should always seize life's chances when they are there for the taking.

[mel b 2,942]

One of my biggest mistakes was starting smoking. I've done lots of dumb things in my life , but that was the dumbest . It took me years to quit , and I still spend most of my time with a vape in my hand. 

[mackem 28,218]

It's a shallow life that doesn't give a person a few scars

[paulus 26]

Saying Four words, 37 years later and i still have no idea why i said them 

[Greyman 29,654]

Don’t make much difference really mate I,ve never even been engaged let alone married, still got the same bird 37 years on and 3 kids over 30

[paulus 26]

24 minutes ago, Greyman said:

Don’t make much difference really mate I,ve never even been engaged let alone married, still got the same bird 37 years on and 3 kids over 30

We never had much choice back then, Got posted overseas and couples had to be married to qualify for a quarter. 

[Squirrel_Basher 17,100]

Ok where to start

As a teenage skin head I was very much into the NF for my sins .Went to many a march in London .

One particular left me with a knife wound to my back and half a bottle stuck in my head .

I was with about twenty others walking back from a march in Kensington when I stopped to have a piss in an alley .Half way down the alley ,out of a garden gate came a bloke and a women of colour arguing like hell with him punching her and knocking her out .I was fit ,handy and stupidly went to teach this coon a lesson .Stupidly because I’d not looked behind me .As a got to the fella he picked up a bottle from just by his feet and smashed it ,threatening me with the dag end .I noticed his eyes look over my shoulder in time to feel a sharp pain in my back ,left side half way down .Another coon had snuck in and stabbed me with a 4 inch pen knife .I turned with the knife still in me and kicked  the c**t in the bollocks before much else happened .Looked round to see two more had come out the garden and that’s all I remember .
Woke up a day later in hospital up there with my Dad talking to a surgeon by the bed .I’d been very lucky ,battered and bruised but no real harm .The knife never hit anything major and the bottle had just stuck in my head not punctured it .

My supposed mates we’re nowhere to be seen .I never went back after that .Stupid mistake off the back of adrenaline being in a group .

Another was getting mixed up with a married woman who’s husband was inside for armed robbery that ended with him sticking a revolver in my face in a pub when he got out .He went straight back in of course but that bitch still pursued me .

Digging  to a terrier one day on a tip near my house with a mate .Terrier off lead had run into a hole at the base of a vertical sand bank and i decided to dig to it before it got dark .Got to within a few feet of the terrier and the whole bank fell on top of me .10-15 tons of cold quiet sand .I thought that was it ,a gonner but my mate luckily found a leg and pulled me out whereby the terrier and dead fox tumbled out too .

 

 

[shaaark 10,948]

4 minutes ago, foxdropper said:

Ok where to start

As a teenage skin head I was very much into the NF for my sins .Went to many a march in London .

One particular left me with a knife wound to my back and half a bottle stuck in my head .

I was with about twenty others walking back from a march in Kensington when I stopped to have a piss in an alley .Half way down the alley ,out of a garden gate came a bloke and a women of colour arguing like hell with him punching her and knocking her out .I was fit ,handy and stupidly went to teach this coon a lesson .Stupidly because I’d not looked behind me .As a got to the fella he picked up a bottle from just by his feet and smashed it ,threatening me with the dag end .I noticed his eyes look over my shoulder in time to feel a sharp pain in my back ,left side half way down .Another coon had snuck in and stabbed me with a 4 inch pen knife .I turned with the knife still in me and kicked  the c**t in the bollocks before much else happened .Looked round to see two more had come out the garden and that’s all I remember .
Woke up a day later in hospital up there with my Dad talking to a surgeon by the bed .I’d been very lucky ,battered and bruised but no real harm .The knife never hit anything major and the bottle had just stuck in my head not punctured it .

My supposed mates we’re nowhere to be seen .I never went back after that .Stupid mistake off the back of adrenaline being in a group .

Another was getting mixed up with a married woman who’s husband was inside for armed robbery that ended with him sticking a revolver in my face in a pub when he got out .He went straight back in of course but that bitch still pursued me .

Diiging to a terrier one day on a tip near my house with a mate .Terrier off lead had run into a hole at the base of a vertical sand bank and i decided to dig to it before it got dark .Got to within a few feet of the terrier and the whole bank fell on top of me .10-15 tons of cold quiet sand .I thought that was it ,a gonner but my mate luckily found a leg and pulled me out where the terrier and dead fox tumbled out too .

 

 

 

[jukel123 8,983]

I remember having a sqare go with a bloke who had hammered my mate. We went up an alley and we had a scuffle and I caught him with a real haymaker. He fell over groaning  and I thought that was that. I turned on my heel and the lad got up, ran  behind me  and sucker punched me. We fought on when suddenly he started shouting. Round the corner a group of his mates came and kicked f**k out of me. I remember adopting the foetus position trying to protect my head and balls. I did not look good in the morning.

Another time I was walking a girl home and this drunk bloke about  30, came over to shake my hand. When i offered him my hand the b*****d pulled me into him and nutted me. I was so mad I gave hima beating and a half.

I can just remember and no more,  fighting in Piccadily in Manchester.  We had been in a beer Keller and we didn't know the strength of the stuff. I think it was it was rival football fans, Liverpool. I remember running, not sure  whether I was being chased or doing the chasing. Next thing  kerpow! I was hit with something, a bottle, or a truncheon. I was completely poleaxed. I remember a cop revived me , put me in his panda car, ran me to hospital, waited while I got stitched up and ran me to a taxi queue, put me in a taxi and told me to behave next time.  An absolute gentleman.

I've been attacked with a knife and a broken bottle but neither made contact.

It was just what you did when you were young and working class. Tbh I really enjoyed the adrenalin. What a buzz.

Violence was part of your life in those days. You were involved in some aggro nearly every weekend.

However I'm proud my boys didn't go down that route. I like to think I gave them better horizons than I had.

 

[paulus 26]

I can remember after taking a kicking from half a dozen blokes over something that had cock all to do with me i may add, i got up off the floor had a quick check of myself and shouted to them as they were running away, "If that's the best you can do then f**k off back to your mothers" Now that was not the best idea i have ever had, i dont need to tell you what happened next 

[jukel123 8,983]

Just now, paulus said:

I can remember after taking a kicking from half a dozen blokes over something that had cock all to do with me i may add, i got up off the floor had a quick check of myself and shouted to them as they were running away, "If that's the best you can do then f**k off back to your mothers" Now that was not the best idea i have ever had, i dont need to tell you what happened next 

[jukel123 8,983]

I've still,got a tiny bit of testosterone left. Occasionally I daydream about calling out Furys dad over 3 rounds.I would be fecked after that. LOL . Truth is he would banjo me  in the first round. I'm 17 years older than him. He is an annoying fecker though, someone needs to slap him lol.

[keepdiggin 9,560]

12 minutes ago, jukel123 said:

I've still,got a tiny bit of testosterone left. Occasionally I daydream about calling out Furys dad over 3 rounds.I would be fecked after that. LOL . Truth is he would banjo me  in the first round. I'm 17 years older than him. He is an annoying fecker though, someone needs to slap him lol.

What about you and iWorkwhippets having a toe 2 toe for charity