forest of dean redneck 11,535 Posted November 6, 2022 Report Share Posted November 6, 2022 Just now, mackem said: I got a pair of Oakley wraparounds in the States, the bloke behind the counter asked did I want the regular bag they came in or did I want one with Special Forces on it Not a raybans man then Mack ? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 26,227 Posted November 6, 2022 Report Share Posted November 6, 2022 Just now, forest of dean redneck said: Not a raybans man then Mack ? Ain't an MIB more like an MIA Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,535 Posted November 6, 2022 Report Share Posted November 6, 2022 1 minute ago, mackem said: Ain't an MIB more like an MIA Missing in action ? Think that’s what happens when they delete their memories at the end 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dogmandont 9,802 Posted November 6, 2022 Report Share Posted November 6, 2022 Good few years from the last time I was at it, was funny as fcuk playing against a few of the serious weekend warriors in all the gear and us in our hunting gear drinking Bucky and smoking reefers and still winning must of the matches. Once a new outfit took over the place and banned drinking and smoking we stopped going. Lol. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jok 3,211 Posted November 6, 2022 Report Share Posted November 6, 2022 Took one in the mush. Looked like Frank B had caught me a good un. The piss take was merciless. Jok 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,535 Posted November 6, 2022 Report Share Posted November 6, 2022 3 minutes ago, jok said: Took one in the mush. Looked like Frank B had caught me a good un. The piss take was merciless. Jok Frank butcher? 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jok 3,211 Posted November 6, 2022 Report Share Posted November 6, 2022 Bruno. Jok. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DIDO.1 22,615 Posted November 6, 2022 Report Share Posted November 6, 2022 Was shooting pigeons in an old mill and had two non shooting mates with me for the ride as they wanted to kill something. Anyway one full floor of this mill is taken up by Airsoft, they weren't open but we knocked on the door and invited ourselves in for a guided tour and a look in the shop. They had about 6 different areas....a market place, a jungle etc, all set up for these war games. I left my mates looking at the guns in the shop while I took a phone call, I was stood with my back to them looking out the window explaining to some old biddy about how we would treat her mice when my mate rolled a flash bang across the floor. I heard the shop keeper shout 'noooo !' and something about only using in controlled conditions. Fck my my head exploded, I screamed fuuuucccckkkkk down the phone at the old woman as this thing nearly knocked me over. Mates laughed their head off. They suggested we get a team together down the pub and come back but the bloke who owned it didn't seem keen on seeing us again 1 7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
downsouth 7,204 Posted November 6, 2022 Report Share Posted November 6, 2022 W**kers that would have loved to have been soldiers but were a bit too scared. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Astanley 11,565 Posted November 6, 2022 Report Share Posted November 6, 2022 Didn't know what this was so I googled it ,I can see the attraction of taking the kids ,but groups of grown men dressing up to play soldiers !..the gormless twats need slapping . 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gypsydog94 4,561 Posted November 6, 2022 Report Share Posted November 6, 2022 3 hours ago, forest of dean redneck said: We was talking about paint balling other day at work , the old splat master pistols with ten in a tube compared to the hopper fed guns that came along , good fun with the bonus of people getting bruised Airsoft seems bit like pigeon watch forum taken to seriously Hurt like hell playing in winter when the balls got harder 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
THE STIFFMEISTER 15,697 Posted November 6, 2022 Report Share Posted November 6, 2022 4 hours ago, mackem said: Comms are important in theatre. No comms , no bombs 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 46,623 Posted November 7, 2022 Report Share Posted November 7, 2022 Seen a 1998 Nissan driving about rural Ireland these last couple of weeks with a bumper sticker that sports the legend “Vietnam Veteran” !!……..yeah…….sex tour veteran because he has been f***ing nothing but cows all his 55 years on the planet the dopey c**t ! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Leo Sayer 2,330 Posted November 7, 2022 Report Share Posted November 7, 2022 7 hours ago, mackem said: I got a pair of Oakley wraparounds in the States, the bloke behind the counter asked did I want the regular bag they came in or did I want one with Special Forces on it Mac now we both well know you went the special forces bag didn't you lol 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Leo Sayer 2,330 Posted November 7, 2022 Report Share Posted November 7, 2022 Funny enough I have a delivery driver who comes to my work who is well into it. All the other drivers call him Rambo or Tackleberry and all sorts of names. He is obsessed with hit. Even has a YouTube channel. I allways pretend I'm dead interested in it when he comes in. He tells me how to took out six men single handed with a grenade ect, I can't take him seriously lol. He is in his 50,s. Apparently he spends every single penny on guns clothes gear ect. I ain't one to knock anyone's hobby as it's good to have something in life you enjoy. But I just can't take them fellas seriously lol. Deffo ain't for me. Must be like dad's army running about lol. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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