Madonna

[jigsaw 11,864]

Anyone see this yoke flashing her headlamps on the net lately,Jesus would ye not think she'd get a bit more dignified with age....still looking for attention it seems

 

 

 

 

[iworkwhippets 12,576]

Brains in her arse

[DIDO.1 22,831]

Around the early 2000's she was with guy Ritchie. Him and her were shooting in Hampshire. Apparently she shot a drive and hit fck all. The keepers took her in a wood and she shot one out of a tree. 

Not one of them keepers or beaters went to the press. Even when the press were printing headlines that she was vegan and shooting was coming between them.

As with all these parasitical celebs, including the royal family, they took the best from us and gave us fck all in return as we loose everything.

Fckin rats 

Edited November 3, 2022 by DIDO.1

[low plains drifter 10,496]

19 minutes ago, FairLaw said:

She looks like a white Naomi Campbell.

I can't take a name like Madonna, or Naomi Campbell seriously 

For me to take her seriously , grazonkas akimbo, or not, she's going to have to change her name to Draymond Green

[mackem 26,483]

What's happened to her face? 

[pesky1972 5,270]

Imagine that was your mother Always been an ar5ehole, but she’s obviously desperate to try and remain relevant. Probably best to ignore her.

[kanny 20,606]

She's got a right granny pouch on her ...can't hide that  

[Daniel cain 45,414]

1 minute ago, kanny said:

She's got a right granny pouch on her ...can't hide that  

that's her spunk bubble...

[gnipper 6,468]

She looks like Pete Burns

[albert64 1,882]

23 minutes ago, mackem said:

What's happened to her face? 

Was her face on there 

[Squirrel_Basher 17,100]

Like a virgin my ring piece 

[ArchieHood 3,692]

Katie Price has finally  got some competition.

[eastcoast 4,129]

At least she had some charisma and style. Proper pop star. They are meant to be daft. Can't imagine Edd Sheeran or Adele getting their tits out at that age, even though by then Edd may have a pair and Adele may have a dick if their record sales drop.

[THE STIFFMEISTER 15,926]

2 hours ago, eastcoast said:

At least she had some charisma and style. Proper pop star. They are meant to be daft. Can't imagine Edd Sheeran or Adele getting their tits out at that age, even though by then Edd may have a pair and Adele may have a dick if their record sales drop.

I always say that , Ed Sheeran lived in the next village up from me and was notoriously boring . If you had that tattie you’d go full motley crue / nwa level of nonsense wouldn’t ya ?? 

[THE STIFFMEISTER 15,926]

2 hours ago, ArchieHood said:

Katie Price has finally  got some competition.

Leave the pricey out of this !!

She’s a saint , she’s absolutely bang average at everything but squeezes every penny she can out of it . 

I always think that she’s that way cause she’s never had a  normal proper man in her life who would be “ pack yourself in , think about what your doing! “ she should be shacked up with a proper mush who isn’t going to ring every cent out of her while they can .