WILF 47,617 Posted November 1, 2022 Report Share Posted November 1, 2022 4 hours ago, TOMO said: and had 5 shots fired at me with a handgun from about 5 or 6 yards away... I bet that’s the last time you ever say “Sunderland ain’t a massive English football club” isn’t it ! Lol 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted November 1, 2022 Report Share Posted November 1, 2022 4 hours ago, TOMO said: I know it's hard to believe......but somebody didn't like me How are you writing on here when your supposed to be working ? I can see some wage docking adding to your bad luck. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dinosaurs 2,109 Posted November 1, 2022 Report Share Posted November 1, 2022 25 minutes ago, socks said: How are you writing on here when your supposed to be working ? I can see some wage docking adding to your bad luck. Busted . Atb 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
low plains drifter 10,727 Posted November 1, 2022 Report Share Posted November 1, 2022 4 hours ago, FairLaw said: As would mine, no martial arts is going to save you from a bullet. Ye of little faith! You know? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnipper 6,543 Posted November 1, 2022 Report Share Posted November 1, 2022 4 hours ago, FairLaw said: As would mine, no martial arts is going to save you from a bullet. My cousin found that one out after years of training. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
VOON 1,317 Posted November 1, 2022 Report Share Posted November 1, 2022 45 minutes ago, gnipper said: My cousin found that one out after years of training. Mmmm….I never meant it would…….are you allowed, expand the story Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnipper 6,543 Posted November 1, 2022 Report Share Posted November 1, 2022 6 minutes ago, VOON said: Mmmm….I never meant it would…….are you allowed, expand the story Pair accused of dad's murder - Manchester Evening News WWW.GOOGLE.CO.UK TWO men have been charged with the murder of a Salford-born dad in the British Virgin Islands. Father-of-two... 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Arry 22,477 Posted November 2, 2022 Report Share Posted November 2, 2022 Just met a old mate in the super market came out with a sentence that made me think of this thread. Told me his car would not start after a night of blowing a gale and rain and said he's so unlucky that if he was one of triplets he would be the one on the bottle. Cheers Arry 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nicepix 5,650 Posted November 2, 2022 Report Share Posted November 2, 2022 On 01/11/2022 at 13:10, TOMO said: no none of that....I just thought f**k that's a gun....run...so I did... You can outrun a bullet? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 26,764 Posted November 2, 2022 Report Share Posted November 2, 2022 1 minute ago, Nicepix said: You can outrun a bullet? I f***ing did... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jok 3,325 Posted November 2, 2022 Report Share Posted November 2, 2022 Glasshopper could do it. Jok. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 26,764 Posted November 2, 2022 Report Share Posted November 2, 2022 8 minutes ago, W. Katchum said: Did you zig zag? didn't need to ..... I remembered that saying you only have to be faster than your mates... so as we turned to run...I managed to get in front of my colleague...so I knew he would get shot first..lol 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jok 3,325 Posted November 2, 2022 Report Share Posted November 2, 2022 Where did’ I’ll take one for my mates’ go. You wuss Jok. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jok 3,325 Posted November 2, 2022 Report Share Posted November 2, 2022 On the subject. During the COVID shutdown 5 of us sorted out a little retreat where we could watch a bit of sport. At that time my knowledge on horse racing was a complete zero. I was introduced to something called ‘Lucky 15’. Cost me £30 and won £4600 with change. Not bothered since. That by the way was Cheltenham year before last. Happy days. Jok. 2 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Leo Sayer 2,800 Posted November 3, 2022 Report Share Posted November 3, 2022 On 31/10/2022 at 18:31, mackem said: Got a friend who if he fell into a bucket of shit he would emerge smelling of roses, when I first met him he had a thousand quid to his name, millionaire now, one or maybe two things I can see got him there, he would gamble his last quid, he never gives up and would chase money to the ends of the earth doing whatever it takes. What did end up making his money in mac ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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