Physical afflictions.?

[jok 3,325]

Black neck . Do you see it through to the end (pun intended) or do you have to give it up as a bad job.? Jok.

[Black neck 16,181]

2 minutes ago, jok said:

Black neck . Do you see it through to the end (pun intended) or do you have to give it up as a bad job.? Jok.

What is the meaning o this line of questioning.,first your trying 2 get me to.have a beer in some far off land now your asking in depth questions regarding my phallus 

[jok 3,325]

I’ll give up on the latter. The former is still a goer. Jok.

[levigsp 938]

7 hours ago, bird said:

Haha charts,  well me, I've had la

Ioads of things play me up, fooked lower back, and right knee, knackered shoulders, from the work I did in brewery, and falling of a 5 bar gate, fell. Over loads of times in dark lamping, been a rough old 35 years with lurchers. Now I am 70, only got 30 %earing, glaucoma in my right eye so it's blured, but I am out every day mooching with big old Buck, I will always have some kind of lurcher around if even just a pet like now. But the one thing that's knocked me back, is IBS, I get real bad stomach cramps, they double me over from pain. So they this fookin thing affected me big time.

I broke my back in a hunting accident and had a number of operations. the result was constant medication and ibs as a result of those meds, not good.

 

[THE STIFFMEISTER 16,184]

When I wake up , I have to roll my ankles to warm them up , point flex rotate type sketch , the scar tissue from inverted ankles etc from years off football and nonsense in boots wellies has played havoc with my lower limbs , broken toes and never bothered having them set leading to malformed ones , knees f****d , suffer from degenerative Achilles tendonitis caused by dominating battle fields and midfields which means that I can’t run a bath never mind 10k , as I’m left hobbling for three days afterwards like some sort of my left foot tribute act 

I have a dead finger permanently shaped like a hook by seriously misjudging my ability against a Russian doorman whilst watching Man Utd vs Liverpool 2009

recently developed a worrying tendency for dead hands , pins and needles in extremities , I’ve had slipped , pronated discs in my back leading to nerve damage which had has limited my overall mobility to be at about 80% of that if ten years ago . 

worst though is the chronic insomnia I’ve gad for all my adult life , I function in about 4 hours a night in the week and cat nap periodically in order to function , destroys me in reality as I’m constantly in sleep deprived state. 
 

anyway other than all that drama queen sim , at 40 years old I’m still an absolute machine , held together with compeed , itb tape , coffee and pro plus .  WhT can you do other than crack on 

[levigsp 938]

42 minutes ago, OldPhil said:

Yeah,.. its no fun,. 'getting old'...

In common with many other veteran hunters, I have a plethora of debilitating and incredibly painful,.. physical maladies...

About ten years ago I succumbed to an amazingly nasty bout of Osteoarthritis....

Problem  was,. (and still is),. the disease affected my hands..

As a retired rabbit catcher and a very busy Mole Trapper,.. this painful ailment really did feck me up big time..

Truth is, this problem has been coming for a long time....I have always enjoyed a dig,.. whether it be deep to a vulpine, or burrowing down, to a frequently awkward, chalk and flint, six foot deep,.. ancient rabbit warren.  I noticed that if I smashed the spade into the wet chalk and tried to get to a bottled up Coney as quick as I could, that,  the very next day, I would wake up, with my tiny poofta's hands clenched tight,.. like a young Babies fists..

There are several lads around, that can vouch for my apparent laziness when the time comes for a dig,..  and in truth, I am ashamed

Other than that, plus a few other, age -related ailments, I am getting amazingly fat, but still keen on the hunt,.. and most definitely fit , as a Buck Rat...

yes, when arthr get hold of your bones you know about it, I never know whether to use an icepack or heat pad, so I try both and in truth neither help a lot, but you have to try. The digging gave me housemaids knee and bloody tennis elbow. I though the doctors were joking!

 

 

[Black neck 16,181]

I occasionally get wankers cramp 

[mushroom 13,253]

3 hours ago, THE STIFFMEISTER said:

When I wake up , I have to roll my ankles to warm them up , point flex rotate type sketch , the scar tissue from inverted ankles etc from years off football and nonsense in boots wellies has played havoc with my lower limbs , broken toes and never bothered having them set leading to malformed ones , knees f****d , suffer from degenerative Achilles tendonitis caused by dominating battle fields and midfields which means that I can’t run a bath never mind 10k , as I’m left hobbling for three days afterwards like some sort of my left foot tribute act 

I have a dead finger permanently shaped like a hook by seriously misjudging my ability against a Russian doorman whilst watching Man Utd vs Liverpool 2009

recently developed a worrying tendency for dead hands , pins and needles in extremities , I’ve had slipped , pronated discs in my back leading to nerve damage which had has limited my overall mobility to be at about 80% of that if ten years ago . 

worst though is the chronic insomnia I’ve gad for all my adult life , I function in about 4 hours a night in the week and cat nap periodically in order to function , destroys me in reality as I’m constantly in sleep deprived state. 
 

anyway other than all that drama queen sim , at 40 years old I’m still an absolute machine , held together with compeed , itb tape , coffee and pro plus .  WhT can you do other than crack on 

Yep! Wish i had my two broken toes set proper... the look like the hand guy off scary movie now

[mC HULL 13,548]

4 hours ago, THE STIFFMEISTER said:

When I wake up , I have to roll my ankles to warm them up , point flex rotate type sketch , the scar tissue from inverted ankles etc from years off football and nonsense in boots wellies has played havoc with my lower limbs , broken toes and never bothered having them set leading to malformed ones , knees f****d , suffer from degenerative Achilles tendonitis caused by dominating battle fields and midfields which means that I can’t run a bath never mind 10k , as I’m left hobbling for three days afterwards like some sort of my left foot tribute act 

I have a dead finger permanently shaped like a hook by seriously misjudging my ability against a Russian doorman whilst watching Man Utd vs Liverpool 2009

recently developed a worrying tendency for dead hands , pins and needles in extremities , I’ve had slipped , pronated discs in my back leading to nerve damage which had has limited my overall mobility to be at about 80% of that if ten years ago . 

worst though is the chronic insomnia I’ve gad for all my adult life , I function in about 4 hours a night in the week and cat nap periodically in order to function , destroys me in reality as I’m constantly in sleep deprived state. 
 

anyway other than all that drama queen sim , at 40 years old I’m still an absolute machine , held together with compeed , itb tape , coffee and pro plus .  WhT can you do other than crack on 

the no seep might have something to do with coffee and proplus stiff  

some weed help you kip i don’t get great sleep now i don’t smoke any  reminds me why i liked a joint in the first place  

[THE STIFFMEISTER 16,184]

1 hour ago, mushroom said:

Yep! Wish i had my two broken toes set proper... the look like the hand guy off scary movie now

Just don’t . 
 

“this is my strong hand !” 

[THE STIFFMEISTER 16,184]

4 minutes ago, mC HULL said:

the no seep might have something to do with coffee and proplus stiff  

some weed help you kip i don’t get great sleep now i don’t smoke any  reminds me why i liked a joint in the first place  

I’d rather not be an absolute waste of time and half an idiot “ 

weed ffs , I could think of f**k all worse 

[mC HULL 13,548]

7 minutes ago, THE STIFFMEISTER said:

I’d rather not be an absolute waste of time and half an idiot “ 

weed ffs , I could think of f**k all worse 

you need sleep there’s nothing better really 

f**k out a dr will give ya or drinking every night 

[Aussie Whip 4,145]

3 hours ago, Black neck said:

I occasionally get wankers cramp 

That could be hunting related, spending too much time away from the mrs.

[Black neck 16,181]

4 hours ago, Aussie Whip said:

That could be hunting related, spending too much time away from the mrs.

I've got it now 

[Aussie Whip 4,145]

1 hour ago, Black neck said:

I've got it now 

Well stay on this site, don't be drifting to vulgar ones, lol. If hair starts appearing on your palms disconnect your internet promptly. All the advice I can offer, sorry .