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2 minutes ago, Daniel cain said:

makes you talk utter bollocks....your always chasing it ?

Gonna avoid it then. I talk enough bollocks without the stuff. f**k knows what crap I would gibber with a line up my nose.

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I wouldn't be greedy.....just take what I could carry?

it lasts a half hour or so....thing is with coke...you don't feel high...like you might with E ..or LSD.... Coke heightens your emotions...if your sad it could make you sadder..angrier if your al

got to say  i would walk away.... I liked a party as much as any of you...few cheeky lines...good fun at the time... if you nick that some it's likely owners might be be very naughty fellas.

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13 minutes ago, jukel123 said:

Gonna avoid it then. I talk enough bollocks without the stuff. f**k knows what crap I would gibber with a line up my nose.

it would turn you into a sexual tyranasaurus jukel ? 

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Nobody would be earning anything because if any common or garden Joe Soap tried to start shifting that amount of gear the people who f**k about with all that full time would just take it off you and tell you to f**k off…..or worse, they’d put you to work for them.

Either way, there’s f**k all down that road for ordinary blokes like most of us except a shit load of grief. 

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4 minutes ago, WILF said:

Nobody would be earning anything because if any common or garden Joe Soap tried to start shifting that amount of gear the people who f**k about with all that full time would just take it off you and tell you to f**k off…..or worse, they’d put you to work for them.

Either way, there’s f**k all down that road for ordinary blokes like most of us except a shit load of grief. 

An old school character I spoke to at my mate from the East ends funeral I went to some year's back described it as a whirlwind of shit to get caught up in f****n about with it.

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Just now, tatsblisters said:

An old school character I spoke to at my mate from the East ends funeral I went to some year's back described it as a whirlwind of shit to get caught up in f****n about with it.

Mate, getting upto skulch is a life choice, it ain’t eBay where you can nip in and out as you please…..

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3 hours ago, jukel123 said:

I was at a wedding reception recently. Every time I went for a pee there were guys snorting the stuff in the toilets. What does it do for you? How long does a snort last?

Makes you paranoid and your cock shrivel up

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Just now, downsouth said:

Makes you paranoid and your cock shrivel up

Now things make sense. Some f****r must have slipped some in my pint. b*****d. I  have been expecting an attack of some sort for a while.

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19 hours ago, WILF said:

Mate, getting upto skulch is a life choice, it ain’t eBay where you can nip in and out as you please…..

I know mate best advice i was given was from a lad mentioned in the pit bull thread who told me not to get wrapped up in all that shit and enjoy the dog's and have an easy life.

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21 hours ago, Daniel cain said:

makes you talk utter bollocks....your always chasing it ?

 

21 hours ago, jukel123 said:

Gonna avoid it then. I talk enough bollocks without the stuff. f**k knows what crap I would gibber with a line up my nose.

 

19 hours ago, jukel123 said:

No good for me then. I need my sexual appetite toning down, not winding up.

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22 hours ago, jukel123 said:

I was at a wedding reception recently. Every time I went for a pee there were guys snorting the stuff in the toilets. What does it do for you? How long does a snort last?

Mate , you need to understand that it’s just absolutely standard . You go in most boozers in a weekend , I would say 80% of people are cocaine users .  That’s mad ti think , but honestly , you’d be amazed 

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20 hours ago, WILF said:

Nobody would be earning anything because if any common or garden Joe Soap tried to start shifting that amount of gear the people who f**k about with all that full time would just take it off you and tell you to f**k off…..or worse, they’d put you to work for them.

Either way, there’s f**k all down that road for ordinary blokes like most of us except a shit load of grief. 

We all like to go on that we’re all a little bit layer cake

in reality , there’s no other option than to walk on past , I’d have a hard time explaining to the other half why we wouldn’t be living like Kardashian’s from Darlington , dropping the kids off in a cayenne with her dressed like a Las Vegas  escort , but in reality , i like living and more importantly being at home 

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On 04/10/2022 at 11:17, jukel123 said:

I was at a wedding reception recently. Every time I went for a pee there were guys snorting the stuff in the toilets. What does it do for you? How long does a snort last?

it lasts a half hour or so....thing is with coke...you don't feel high...like you might with E ..or LSD....

Coke heightens your emotions...if your sad it could make you sadder..angrier if your already in a bad mood...for me being a fairly happy chap ...it just made me feel even better....it's like feeling invincible or you could do anything...

I've not done any for a long time but I'm not going to lie it was great fun...

 

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