Ring and ride

[David.evans 5,323]

Phoned ring and ride last night and they obliged to take me to one of the farms 

when I got there the farmer said I could borrow his wife mobility scooter to get about as I’m a old twat with dodge legs , after bad mouthing him about the insults ( I’m learning from this forum ) I managed to get over a few field and got these two 

I’ll have to take it steady now for a few days to recover , as I’m not used to been out so much like the young bucks on THL 

 

[FOXHUNTER 5,021]

Nice bit of roadkill

[Squirrel_Basher 17,100]

Well done David .Heres 3 from last night Class myself in the young buck category by the way .

[Sausagedog 7,381]

That cat looks petrified Dave.

Oh wait....got me glasses on now, I can't see squat past 10' without them. Its cat food. Bait I reckon?

Good shooting Dave.

Does the farmer's wife have an all weather scooter? I need something for my dodgy foot.

Its the right one.

[philpot 4,970]

Went over to Bridlington the other night for fish n chips along with a bit of drop netting with the kids and a bloke was whizzing along the harbour wall on an electric quad, I think it was a mobility job but it looked superb, chuck it in the back of the estate and take it on some of the perms.  Okay, like Dave, I am an ole fart with a very wonky knee so it might come handy anyway..................................... my son in law pissed himself when I said I fancied one. 

Phil

[David.evans 5,323]

AT tyres Phil , and 4x4 , try and explain that to the mobility people

and don’t forget the gun rack on the front 

atb mate 

[villaman 9,983]

Just right for you two old twats

 

[David.evans 5,323]

Thanks Mitch 

your most definitely on my Xmas card list

[philpot 4,970]

Can't argue with that Mitch 

 

[villaman 9,983]

6 hours ago, philpot said:

Can't argue with that Mitch 

 

I believe they can do a double one . Both of you can ride into the sunset holding hands and guns in the other

[philpot 4,970]

On 28/09/2022 at 07:31, villaman said:

I believe they can do a double one . Both of you can ride into the sunset holding hands and guns in the other

Your time will come Mitch and not too long........

[villaman 9,983]

Taking the day Phil going for 35 mile off road ride . Might need buggy tonight when I go out shooting , but I doubt it I am only 62 fit old man

[David.evans 5,323]

Mitch Mitch come in Mitch can you hear me

hope your not on that iron lung , 35 miles on a bike defo mad

atb 

[villaman 9,983]

On 30/09/2022 at 08:56, David.evans said:

Mitch Mitch come in Mitch can you hear me

hope your not on that iron lung , 35 miles on a bike defo mad

atb 

End up 47 mile off road