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[waltjnr 7,013]

Have no interest in anything caravan related ,but have recently had a dozen pikies pitch up on the field behind my house ,a yearly occurrence unfortunately (filthy vermin) ,now I'm getting we buy any caravan adverts and various caravan sales shit popping up ,mental !!

[tatsblisters 10,271]

It will be environmental waste removal adverts when they feck off.

[waltjnr 7,013]

You know!

[keepdiggin 9,561]

I’m getting asked if I want a Ukrainian wife 

[Ken's Deputy 4,460]

@waltjnr You've been filming them

 

[waltjnr 7,013]

3 minutes ago, Ken's Deputy said:

@waltjnr You've been filming them

 

Nah wouldn't point a camera at kids ,don't go near them ,drive out to walk the dog ,won't use field while there about ,just extra vigilant when locking up sheds gates ect 

[waltjnr 7,013]

Local coop film them robbing every day and nothing happens ,above the law as you must know ! 

[Ken's Deputy 4,460]

So, how's your device know they're there? Seriously; this is interesting, Walt. I'm Extremely conscious of the fact that my phone is Listening to everything within range of it. (Not just calls. It listens 24 / 7, from my hip)

I don't take any pictures with it. If I did, they'd be gone through. So, ye must have i. Pointed the camera at them, even inadvertently. Like walking out the door engaging with the phone.

ii. 'Spoken' of them. Mentioning a key word in a live conversation. To the phone, or within 'earshot' of it.

iii. Typed a keyword into ye phone / computer. (Prior to posting about the results, on here, of course).

 

[waltjnr 7,013]

Ken ,puzzles me ,it's happened at work on the works pcs ,very secure ,its General Electric, paranoid about security, we've chatted about a really obscure subject,item ,and adds pop up ,

And no my phone hasn't been out anywhere near them,very odd 

Edited August 27, 2022 by waltjnr

[Ken's Deputy 4,460]

So, are ye saying ye 'chatted' about the trailers, on or around the works machines?

 

[waltjnr 7,013]

Might have said bloody pikies on back field ,in a working environment warehouse,not much more ,its more about other weird shit we've chatted about ,and then see adds ,

[Ken's Deputy 4,460]

Narrow it down. What does " We chatted " mean, to you, these days?

Is that facing the other guy? Using ye voices? Obviously, both ye phones will be there to pick it up. (Okay; You're being a bit dark here. So, I'm just waiting for ye to say ye have a 'Tablet' or some such other thing of today. But, keeping it basic ...)

Or, were ye 'chatting' on, or within earshot of a 'desk top' sort of thing, like a computer? Maybe using one of these 'App' things, on something?

No horse for me. I'm perfectly 'happy' that 'they' / govt. are reading and listening to /seeing every word. What am I gonna do about it? Go all Lofty Wiseman?

I'm just cutting wood and popping back in here to grab a brew and watch this conversation drag along like a wormy Dogs arse.  But, I'd be fascinated to hear a counter point to my basic assertion

[dogmandont 9,889]

3 hours ago, waltjnr said:

Have no interest in anything caravan related ,but have recently had a dozen pikies pitch up on the field behind my house ,a yearly occurrence unfortunately (filthy vermin) ,now I'm getting we buy any caravan adverts and various caravan sales shit popping up ,mental !!

Your phone has picked the word caravan up in your conversations and now thinks your wanting to become a member of the travelling community. 

[waltjnr 7,013]

No !!!!! Don't even like holidays ! 

[dytkos 17,819]

It's your inner p***y calling you lol, if you say anything round your smartphone it will pick it up and send you ads,links etc.  tablets same . Thought you'd know this tbh  

Cheers, D.