RossM 8,149 Posted August 2, 2022 Report Share Posted August 2, 2022 Out with dugs this morning, Some auld boy: “Is it a whippet?” Me: ”nah” (Before I could tell him) Auld boy: “greyhound?” Me: “Naw…. She’s a lurcher” Auld boy: “aw right, aye”……. (15 second pause) Auld boy: “pure?” Me: …….. “Aye mate” Thought about waiting till he said “doesn’t look like a lurcher” and then educating him but sensible got the better of me so I climbed a fence and f****d off through a field. 11 Quote Link to post
D Lloyd 2,790 Posted August 2, 2022 Report Share Posted August 2, 2022 Is it a plane lol 2 Quote Link to post
vfr400boy 3,494 Posted August 2, 2022 Report Share Posted August 2, 2022 I was delivering to a building site n some labourer with dread locks had a lurcher sat next to him, I said is he a beddie gray ? The lad said no no he's a lurcher! 4 Quote Link to post
South hams hunter 8,938 Posted August 2, 2022 Report Share Posted August 2, 2022 13 minutes ago, vfr400boy said: I was delivering to a building site n some labourer with dread locks had a lurcher sat next to him, I said is he a beddie gray ? The lad said no no he's a lurcher! Had that loads of times when I've asked is that a (insert cross here) Quote Link to post
Gypsydog94 4,625 Posted August 2, 2022 Report Share Posted August 2, 2022 50 minutes ago, vfr400boy said: I was delivering to a building site n some labourer with dread locks had a lurcher sat next to him, I said is he a beddie gray ? The lad said no no he's a lurcher! Obviously a pedigree one 3 Quote Link to post
dogmandont 10,044 Posted August 2, 2022 Report Share Posted August 2, 2022 2 hours ago, RossM said: Out with dugs this morning, Some auld boy: “Is it a whippet?” Me: ”nah” (Before I could tell him) Auld boy: “greyhound?” Me: “Naw…. She’s a lurcher” Auld boy: “aw right, aye”……. (15 second pause) Auld boy: “pure?” Me: …….. “Aye mate” Thought about waiting till he said “doesn’t look like a lurcher” and then educating him but sensible got the better of me so I climbed a fence and f****d off through a field. I actually like when somebody asks about the dogs with a bit of interest, makes a change from the cnuts looking at you like your a serial killer. Lol. 3 1 Quote Link to post
Black neck 16,308 Posted August 2, 2022 Report Share Posted August 2, 2022 Someone asked if my blackun was a laborador yes I said 2 whitch they replied ah thought it was a lab but fatter 6 Quote Link to post
fred90 3,314 Posted August 2, 2022 Report Share Posted August 2, 2022 chap asked me is it a bedlington? replied no a bedlington cross whippet, first cross, half and half. he replied definitely a lot more Bedlington in it then. yes mate 6 Quote Link to post
jackthelad 1,903 Posted August 2, 2022 Report Share Posted August 2, 2022 Boy a no was walking a cane Corso along the canal..... woman asked what kind it was.... jack russell haha Quote Link to post
ryaldinhio 4,870 Posted August 2, 2022 Report Share Posted August 2, 2022 You can see em a mile off. I pick what I say to whom I meet. She is a rescue dog to general public, a worker to farmers, a mongrel I picked up to Nike Air max/traccy bottom 'dog lads', or a 1/8bed 3/8whip 1/2grey who could've done better without me holding her back to proper dog men. To most around me I just say rescue. Easier than trying to explain what a mix is when your talking to someone holding a French bulldog or a sproodle or some shite. 4 Quote Link to post
Daniel cain 46,586 Posted August 2, 2022 Report Share Posted August 2, 2022 Can tell the sort a mile off...I tell them it's a dog...and walk on bye Quote Link to post
saluki bouy 763 Posted August 2, 2022 Report Share Posted August 2, 2022 I had one ask what kind ….. saluki x greyhound was my answer….. bare in mind he looks like a white wirehair pointer ….. oh i love Salukis is he pure bred ….. yes of course couldnt look less like a saluki unless he was a bullcross they don’t reach the level of despair I feel when I see someone with a harness on a dog and it’s pulling to the end of its lead and there happy to go for a walk arm getting pulled out socket ….. And to be honest the worst that i regularly see are cocker even pups now you’ve got 10/12 years maybe of that arm getting stretched my four year old can walk that saluki cross on a lead and he’s only 9 month 1 Quote Link to post
neil r 1,902 Posted August 3, 2022 Report Share Posted August 3, 2022 My old dog had short black coat and I used to get asked if he was a greyhound from time to time and when I told them he was a lurcher the usual reply was that it didn’t look like a lurcher because they have long coats . One even told me he wasn’t because his mate bred pedigree lurchers and they don’t look like that 3 Quote Link to post
Black neck 16,308 Posted August 3, 2022 Report Share Posted August 3, 2022 If u want 2 avoid stupid questions from folk ,wait till they say whatever shit it is there saying ,then politely ask if u can finger them 5 Quote Link to post
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