Summer hunting

[Black neck 16,186]

2 minutes ago, Wideboy said:

I’m not sure, but one of ye is enough for any forum

Who wound u up

[Franks dad 903]

5 minutes ago, Black neck said:

Why u talking 2 your sen

Coz you ain’t listening  

[Franks dad 903]

6 minutes ago, Black neck said:

Hes better looking and has opposable thumbs  

I agree on the former, but on the latter ,there is nowt wrong with my thumbs, ambidextrous maybe . 

[Franks dad 903]

8 minutes ago, Wideboy said:

I’m not sure, but one of ye is enough for any forum

This forum ain’t big enough for the both of us mr blackneck, now go get off your horse  and drink your milk  

[dytkos 17,820]

39 minutes ago, Wideboy said:

No one tonight yet, things are quite 

Quite what?

Cheers, D.

[Astanley 11,580]

1 hour ago, Bosun11 said:

I hate the reference to a number of lurchers as a 'pack'....

The collective noun for  lurchers is a 'stupidity '

Edited June 25, 2022 by Astanley

[chartpolski 24,590]

Blackies sense of humour is so far out, it makes Monty Python look like serious Sheakspearian actors !

Anyone trying to outdo him in the weird humour is on a hiding to nothing.....and I mean that in the nicest way !

He makes me smile.

Cheers.

[Penda 3,341]

I'm out right now stock breaking my ferret kits last year lad by me had his best 2 hobs pull down a full size yakt no laughing matter 

[Black neck 16,186]

9 minutes ago, Penda said:

I'm out right now stock breaking my ferret kits last year lad by me had his best 2 hobs pull down a full size yakt no laughing matter 

Night on the bishops finger ?

[Penda 3,341]

Just now, Black neck said:

Night on the bishops finger ?

Wtf

[Black neck 16,186]

8 hours ago, chartpolski said:

Blackies sense of humour is so far out, it makes Monty Python look like serious Sheakspearian actors !

Anyone trying to outdo him in the weird humour is on a hiding to nothing.....and I mean that in the nicest way !

He makes me smile.

Cheers.

I'm not even in the same league as low plains in the oddity stakes

[Franks dad 903]

8 hours ago, chartpolski said:

Blackies sense of humour is so far out, it makes Monty Python look like serious Sheakspearian actors !

Anyone trying to outdo him in the weird humour is on a hiding to nothing.....and I mean that in the nicest way !

He makes me smile.

Cheers.

I wouldn’t contemplate it. He’s Gert mint is mr Blackneck

[forest of dean redneck 11,722]

10 hours ago, Franks dad said:

Main stage headliner is in his 80’s .  Fair play he can stand that long without a piss break , ( perhaps he’s got a bag) not my cup of tea though for main event …. Should have stayed in Frome a few more nights 

Watched a bit last night , some fella called burna boy? After a minute I thought feck me I’m getting old can’t stand that shite! An I listened to nwa in my teens

[fireman 10,995]

15 hours ago, Black neck said:

The lump missing out the back o the nearest un exit wound 243 

Dirt box lazerbeam flashing lights

Once dug to a fox that was still alive with a wound like that on it's back,i could smell the rot before i broke through to it and did the poor thing a favour....

[Moocher71 4,050]

1 hour ago, forest of dean redneck said:

Watched a bit last night , some fella called burna boy? After a minute I thought feck me I’m getting old can’t stand that shite! An I listened to nwa in my teens

The good days of Glastonbury are gone,I reckon we used to have more fun and see better bands ,sound systems on the new age traveller fields back in 90s than they having at the main stage this year .

I think if I was there now I'd stay close to the reggae and dance tents .

And the naked aerobics can be entertaining  

I had a cortina mk3 with Nwa spray painted on doors qnd roof pigs got fed up of pulling us qnd quit funny when asked what does it mean