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32 minutes ago, Blackmag said:

Had a good day kids and grand kids round .got some vouchers for the  fishing shop and some clothes and new boots for mooching about in oh .and a new phone you could see the numbers from fecking space and then she said dad if you have a accident just press that button it sounds like a siren and it rings mum I'm only 50 ffs 

They got you a dorro ?

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17 hours ago, Blackmag said:

Had a good day kids and grand kids round .got some vouchers for the  fishing shop and some clothes and new boots for mooching about in oh .and a new phone you could see the numbers from fecking space and then she said dad if you have a accident just press that button it sounds like a siren and it rings mum I'm only 50 ffs 

Perhaps you have dementia but you don't realise, or you do realise but just keep forgetting. Have they fitted a red cord next to your toilet? 

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