THE STIFFMEISTER 15,455 Posted June 17, 2022 Report Share Posted June 17, 2022 Known a few lads who’ve gone to Kenya on exercise with work and ended up balls deep into the local girls . another geezer even left his wife for one . What the f**k are people thinking ?? 1 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Borr 5,479 Posted June 17, 2022 Report Share Posted June 17, 2022 There's some beautiful woman there, the hiv rates in Nairobi's prostitutes was something like 90%. Enough to dissuade the keenist sex tourist . Was in Mombasa chatting to a Dutch guy used to run r and r for Brit army recruits , he said he packed it in after having to go and drag about 26 missing lads out of shacks for the umpteenth time. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 46,379 Posted June 17, 2022 Report Share Posted June 17, 2022 It’s just f***ing howling, there’s no other words for it ! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Daniel cain 44,769 Posted June 17, 2022 Report Share Posted June 17, 2022 9 hours ago, THE STIFFMEISTER said: Known a few lads who’ve gone to Kenya on exercise with work and ended up balls deep into the local girls . another geezer even left his wife for one . What the f**k are people thinking ?? Couldn't think of anything worse than muffing some Stinky Bush Meat...not for me 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 25,560 Posted June 17, 2022 Report Share Posted June 17, 2022 6 hours ago, Borr said: Was in Mombasa chatting to a Dutch guy used to run r and r for Brit army recruits , he said he packed it in after having to go and drag about 26 missing lads out of shacks for the umpteenth time. There was some sort of investigation last year, a squaddie was suspected of murdering a local girl in a hotel, came to light after TXT messages? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Borr 5,479 Posted June 17, 2022 Report Share Posted June 17, 2022 12 minutes ago, mackem said: There was some sort of investigation last year, a squaddie was suspected of murdering a local girl in a hotel, came to light after TXT messages? Yes I remember that. Found body in a wheelie bin I think.... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
waltjnr 6,447 Posted June 17, 2022 Author Report Share Posted June 17, 2022 27 minutes ago, Borr said: Yes I remember that. Found body in a wheelie bin I think.... Nice send off ! ,was it the brown bin ? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
waltjnr 6,447 Posted June 17, 2022 Author Report Share Posted June 17, 2022 Our binmen don't tolerate mixing up your recycling, you put it in the wrong bin they don't touch it !! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Borr 5,479 Posted June 17, 2022 Report Share Posted June 17, 2022 Kenya was quite bonkers was sat at a bar , doormen had ak47s , security had catapults for the monkeys robbing guest, news was talking about hospital budget and there was a guy in the background with a four foot arrow sticking out of his head, my mate got out the pool after a monkey been drinking his vodka and coke all the Germans shouting nine nine and he just sank it down...lol good times 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Born Hunter 17,743 Posted June 17, 2022 Report Share Posted June 17, 2022 2 hours ago, mackem said: There was some sort of investigation last year, a squaddie was suspected of murdering a local girl in a hotel, came to light after TXT messages? Kenyan? Lancs Reg. Sounded dodgey as f**k but I reserve judgement. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MH1 1,847 Posted June 17, 2022 Report Share Posted June 17, 2022 44 minutes ago, Borr said: Kenya was quite bonkers was sat at a bar , doormen had ak47s , security had catapults for the monkeys robbing guest, news was talking about hospital budget and there was a guy in the background with a four foot arrow sticking out of his head, my mate got out the pool after a monkey been drinking his vodka and coke all the Germans shouting nine nine and he just sank it down...lol good times Was having a wander round Thika Road mall in Nairobi and there was some bloke sat outside the bank in there with an AK 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 25,560 Posted June 17, 2022 Report Share Posted June 17, 2022 22 minutes ago, Born Hunter said: Kenyan? Lancs Reg. Sounded dodgey as f**k but I reserve judgement. There's a documentary on it somewhere? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chartpolski 22,760 Posted June 17, 2022 Report Share Posted June 17, 2022 An old pal of mine did a stint as bodyguard to a Yemani politician back in the 80's; You could buy AK's everywhere, no I.D. No checks, just pay the asking price and away you go ! Cheers. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 25,560 Posted June 17, 2022 Report Share Posted June 17, 2022 40 minutes ago, chartpolski said: An old pal of mine did a stint as bodyguard to a Yemani politician back in the 80's; You could buy AK's everywhere, no I.D. No checks, just pay the asking price and away you go ! Cheers. The best gun market I ever spent time in was Darra, at the time it was also packed full of Russian kit, anything you wanted at a price, landmines to RPG's to AK47's (70 dollars back then). Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chartpolski 22,760 Posted June 17, 2022 Report Share Posted June 17, 2022 7 minutes ago, mackem said: The best gun market I ever spent time in was Darra, at the time it was also packed full of Russian kit, anything you wanted at a price, landmines to RPG's to AK47's (70 dollars back then). I was mooching about in the old suq in Jeddah and found a breach loading Enfield rifle. It was dated 1892 and had the British military stamp, so I'd say it had definitely been used in the Arab Revolt during the First World War, who knows maybe by Lawrence himself, his house was only yards away ! Anyhow, the guy wanted 1500 riyals for it, about £300, and wouldn't budge so I left it. I wish I hadn't, it would have made a great display and talking point in the man cave ! Cheers. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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