bird 10,013 Posted May 22, 2022 Report Share Posted May 22, 2022 Going through some boxes that we had since we moved here 9 years ago, it's a rounders bat. I found it few years ago, thought It be good if we ever get burgled, a crack on the head would deck you. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 13,285 Posted May 22, 2022 Report Share Posted May 22, 2022 Can I have the specific measurements weight and circumference/diameter weights in grams ounces and fluid ounces please. 1 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bird 10,013 Posted May 22, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 22, 2022 On 22/05/2022 at 12:34, lurcherman 887 said: Can I have the specific measurements weight and circumference/diameter weights in grams ounces and fluid ounces please. Expand Haha, let's put it this way, what ever it size, it split your head in half with me using it lol. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 28,250 Posted May 22, 2022 Report Share Posted May 22, 2022 On 22/05/2022 at 12:29, bird said: a crack on the head would deck you. Expand On 22/05/2022 at 12:43, bird said: it split your head in half with me using it lol. Expand Don't take this the wrong way k? Have you ever considered cognitive behavioural therapy? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bird 10,013 Posted May 22, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 22, 2022 On 22/05/2022 at 13:14, mackem said: Don't take this the wrong way k? Have you ever considered cognitive behavioural therapy? Expand haha , i just fookin old nutter , my wife said, if i had brain, i be dangerous , cheeky fat cow lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 28,250 Posted May 22, 2022 Report Share Posted May 22, 2022 On 22/05/2022 at 13:34, bird said: haha , i just fookin old nutter , my wife said, if i had brain, i be dangerous , cheeky fat cow lol Expand She is behind you with the rounders bat reading that over your shoulder 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted May 22, 2022 Report Share Posted May 22, 2022 Snap! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Astanley 11,588 Posted May 22, 2022 Report Share Posted May 22, 2022 On 22/05/2022 at 13:34, bird said: haha , i just fookin old nutter , my wife said, if i had brain, i be dangerous , cheeky fat cow lol Expand Ray it would almost be worth getting burgled , just for the sheer pleasure of twatting some thieving c**t on the head with that . 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dytkos 17,861 Posted May 22, 2022 Report Share Posted May 22, 2022 9 years mate! I'd have said 4/5 Time flies. Cheers, D. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Daniel cain 46,657 Posted May 22, 2022 Report Share Posted May 22, 2022 Hammer a few 4" nails through the top...the cnuts can't run away as you hit them then Ray Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Arry 22,980 Posted May 22, 2022 Report Share Posted May 22, 2022 Got a few kicking around Wifey used to play Leage Rounds got more some where she had some heavier ones made. Cheers Arry 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stumfelter 3,034 Posted May 22, 2022 Report Share Posted May 22, 2022 My Mrs has got one in her bedside drawer, she must be really worried about burglars as she's never played rounders. She's also got a jar of vaseline in there for some strange reason. 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bird 10,013 Posted May 22, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 22, 2022 On 22/05/2022 at 14:18, Astanley said: Ray it would almost be worth getting burgled , just for the sheer pleasure of twatting some thieving c**t on the head with that . Expand True Stan, 3 years ago a house by me was done, think it was in the afternoon they done them. There watch the houses for couple days, then have a go. They left me, maybe they seen me with Buck when he loose in the garden, he daft he friendly with people /dogs , he looks the part but that all haha, no the bat be better Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 13,285 Posted May 22, 2022 Report Share Posted May 22, 2022 On 22/05/2022 at 12:43, bird said: Haha, let's put it this way, what ever it size, it split your head in half with me using it lol. Expand Just as well your a big softie mate 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,796 Posted May 22, 2022 Report Share Posted May 22, 2022 No one Is going to burgle you bird The fecking great lurcher you own is enough of a deterrent Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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