Jonjon79 13,358 Posted May 19, 2022 Report Share Posted May 19, 2022 Knife awareness week ffs. ........... How about we make the other 51 weeks of the year 'Stop and search and taser the little b*****ds' week This is a Local Facebook group and, the dipstick that posted this has actually mentioned toothpicks and spoons....... toothpicks and spoons for f**k sake .......... this is a rural county, full of field sports but, we're infested with these wet wipes - they almost internally combust with support when a local sab puts a post up. Check out his last paragraph - he actually said that knives cause crime. Wanker When my daughter started secondary school at 11yrs old, she was one of only 2 kids in a class of over 35 kids that was allowed to use a sharp knife in her home economics class. ........ at the parents evening, the teacher said that you could tell which kids had been taught life skills at home. I reckon that's part of the problem (among other things) - was the world such a stabby place when boy scouts and little lads had a pocket knife? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 47,626 Posted May 19, 2022 Report Share Posted May 19, 2022 5 minutes ago, Jonjon79 said: Knife awareness week ffs. ........... How about we make the other 51 weeks of the year 'Stop and search and taser the little b*****ds' week This is a Local Facebook group and, the dipstick that posted this has actually mentioned toothpicks and spoons....... toothpicks and spoons for f**k sake .......... this is a rural county, full of field sports but, we're infested with these wet wipes - they almost internally combust with support when a local sab puts a post up. Check out his last paragraph - he actually said that knives cause crime. Wanker When my daughter started secondary school at 11yrs old, she was one of only 2 kids in a class of over 35 kids that was allowed to use a sharp knife in her home economics class. ........ at the parents evening, the teacher said that you could tell which kids had been taught life skills at home. I reckon that's part of the problem (among other things) - was the world such a stabby place when boy scouts and little lads had a pocket knife? That’s Britains reality now……shame isn’t it 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ken's Deputy 4,460 Posted May 19, 2022 Report Share Posted May 19, 2022 I've actually just put my tooth pick down to type this. Seriously! I happened to be using one at the time! Jon Jon, I think the more important question here is; How can you allow yourself to be a consumer in an environment that promulgates such complete and utter bollox. And yet, Knowing this, still continue to consume it, under the guise of; 'Oh, I only use it to stay in touch with my friends and family.' Or what ever other pathetic excuses people still try to pass off on us these days. Fukking Log Out and Stay Out. Too difficult? Phone a friend? (Oh, the iron!) 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jonjon79 13,358 Posted May 19, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 19, 2022 45 minutes ago, WILF said: That’s Britains reality now……shame isn’t it Yes mate - it's a massive shame 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jonjon79 13,358 Posted May 19, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 19, 2022 38 minutes ago, Ken's Deputy said: I've actually just put my tooth pick down to type this. Seriously! I happened to be using one at the time! Jon Jon, I think the more important question here is; How can you allow yourself to be a consumer in an environment that promulgates such complete and utter bollox. And yet, Knowing this, still continue to consume it, under the guise of; 'Oh, I only use it to stay in touch with my friends and family.' Or what ever other pathetic excuses people still try to pass off on us these days. Fukking Log Out and Stay Out. Too difficult? Phone a friend? (Oh, the iron!) I do use it to keep in touch with far flung family but, I'll admit, I do use it for other stuff aswell. ......... it can come in handy if you've got a high bullshit threshold Also, it can be good fun to wind up some of the knob heads when I've had a couple of beers 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 27,521 Posted May 19, 2022 Report Share Posted May 19, 2022 Are knuckledulster's illegal to have in your own home in the UK? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jonjon79 13,358 Posted May 19, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 19, 2022 26 minutes ago, mackem said: Are knuckledulster's illegal to have in your own home in the UK? Like a lot of things mate, it's only illegal if they find out 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Born Hunter 17,812 Posted May 19, 2022 Report Share Posted May 19, 2022 f***ing spoon! Fortunately my swords are between 20 and 50cm! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
.357shooter 1,254 Posted May 19, 2022 Report Share Posted May 19, 2022 (edited) just to think when i was a kid i took my replica hand grenade to school to show the other kids.harmless as it was these days in certain european countries real ones are just lying around in the street ffs. Edited May 19, 2022 by .357shooter Quote Link to post Share on other sites
THE STIFFMEISTER 16,184 Posted May 19, 2022 Report Share Posted May 19, 2022 I was also allowed a knife in home economics 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Greyman 28,951 Posted May 19, 2022 Report Share Posted May 19, 2022 46 minutes ago, Born Hunter said: f***ing spoon! Fortunately my swords are between 20 and 50cm! In the wrong hands a spoon can be deadly 12 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jonjon79 13,358 Posted May 19, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 19, 2022 38 minutes ago, THE STIFFMEISTER said: I was also allowed a knife in home economics Keep the feckin blockchain - some things I wouldn't change for the world Quote Link to post Share on other sites
greg64 2,858 Posted May 19, 2022 Report Share Posted May 19, 2022 4 hours ago, Jonjon79 said: Knife awareness week ffs. ........... How about we make the other 51 weeks of the year 'Stop and search and taser the little b*****ds' week This is a Local Facebook group and, the dipstick that posted this has actually mentioned toothpicks and spoons....... toothpicks and spoons for f**k sake .......... this is a rural county, full of field sports but, we're infested with these wet wipes - they almost internally combust with support when a local sab puts a post up. Check out his last paragraph - he actually said that knives cause crime. Wanker When my daughter started secondary school at 11yrs old, she was one of only 2 kids in a class of over 35 kids that was allowed to use a sharp knife in her home economics class. ........ at the parents evening, the teacher said that you could tell which kids had been taught life skills at home. I reckon that's part of the problem (among other things) - was the world such a stabby place when boy scouts and little lads had a pocket knife? how can it be illegal to have a sword in your house Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Born Hunter 17,812 Posted May 19, 2022 Report Share Posted May 19, 2022 (edited) 8 minutes ago, greg64 said: how can it be illegal to have a sword in your house It’s probably not Edited May 19, 2022 by Born Hunter Quote Link to post Share on other sites
greg64 2,858 Posted May 19, 2022 Report Share Posted May 19, 2022 (edited) 1 minute ago, Born Hunter said: It’s probably not. Some people with internet connections are retards. just had a look and curved swords over 50cm made after 1954 are illegal Edited May 19, 2022 by greg64 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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