socks 32,253 Posted April 30, 2022 Report Share Posted April 30, 2022 9 hours ago, TOMO said: I left my wallet on my van roof above the backdoor ...drove all round all morning ...the suddenly realised in the centre of Nottingham...jumped out....it was still there ...God knows how it never fell off Because you f***ing drive like miss daisy …… 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 13,485 Posted April 30, 2022 Author Report Share Posted April 30, 2022 12 minutes ago, socks said: Because you f***ing drive like miss daisy …… In all fairness, I’ve only been in a car with him once and the fuucking dogs were quicker He did get me to the train station on time and in one piece mind Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jonjon79 13,358 Posted April 30, 2022 Report Share Posted April 30, 2022 I lost my virginity to some old slapper in Basingstoke in 1997 - never get that back Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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