Wolfdog91 7,440 Posted April 20, 2022 Report Share Posted April 20, 2022 which one of you is on here online gaming and talking like this 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 28,288 Posted April 20, 2022 Report Share Posted April 20, 2022 17 minutes ago, Wolfdog91 said: which one of you is on here online gaming and talking like this It's f***ing Katchum 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jukel123 9,018 Posted April 20, 2022 Report Share Posted April 20, 2022 Stiff watches this every morning to motivate himself. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jukel123 9,018 Posted April 20, 2022 Report Share Posted April 20, 2022 Just now, mackem said: It's f***ing Katchum Might be. But didn't hear any sectarian threats, bigotry or references to Buckfast. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 28,288 Posted April 20, 2022 Report Share Posted April 20, 2022 2 minutes ago, jukel123 said: Might be. But didn't hear any sectarian threats, bigotry or references to Buckfast. I swear I have tears in my eyes I have laughed that hard, that commentary is off the scale funny, Americans talking about sucking dick, some weirdo shouting one French man is worth 50 English and a reedy little English voice at the end shouting God save the Queen erm King 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jukel123 9,018 Posted April 20, 2022 Report Share Posted April 20, 2022 Just now, mackem said: I swear I have tears in my eyes I have laughed that hard, that commentary is off the scale funny, Americans talking about sucking dick, some weirdo shouting one French man is worth 50 English and a reedy little English voice at the end shouting God save the Queen erm King Just about sums us all up. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 28,288 Posted April 20, 2022 Report Share Posted April 20, 2022 Just now, jukel123 said: Just about sums us all up. f***ing hell, I wish I online gamed now just to add to the commentary, brits put more feeling into curses and profanities than yanks do Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jukel123 9,018 Posted April 20, 2022 Report Share Posted April 20, 2022 (edited) 14 minutes ago, mackem said: f***ing hell, I wish I online gamed now just to add to the commentary, brits put more feeling into curses and profanities than yanks do Glaswegians best cursers for fear factor. "TONGS YA BASS!" delivered at full volume with a hint of Buckfast on the breath is enough to make me run whilst soiling my y fronts. FOR THE UNITIATED: TONGS = NOTORIOUS GLASGOW GANG WHICH CUTS PEOPLE FOR FUN BASS= YOU b*****d BUCKFAST= CHEAP WINE WITH HIGH ALCOHOL CONTENT MADE BY A CARING RELIGIOUS ORDER OF MONKS. Y FRONTS= UNDERWEAR WORN BY MEN OF A CERTAIN VINTAGE. DESIGNED TO HOLD STRAY DROPS OF GEIRATRIC URINE RATHER THAN SUPPORT A HUGE COCK. Edited April 20, 2022 by jukel123 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
THE STIFFMEISTER 16,361 Posted April 20, 2022 Report Share Posted April 20, 2022 Two words . Leroy Jenkins . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
THE STIFFMEISTER 16,361 Posted April 20, 2022 Report Share Posted April 20, 2022 31 minutes ago, McVey said: Can't beat a night of Modern Warfare, miss those days. I am so glad I missed out on all that mate . I was bang into my lurchers and lamping at that time in my life and whilst I won two games consoles with phone contracts I gave both away to people as the best Xmas presents they had there's an entire generation of lads who care about nothing more than Xbox and cocaine . 3 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jukel123 9,018 Posted April 20, 2022 Report Share Posted April 20, 2022 Had to look Leroy Jenkins up. So a modern version of Ronnie Pickering Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jukel123 9,018 Posted April 20, 2022 Report Share Posted April 20, 2022 Just now, THE STIFFMEISTER said: I am so glad I missed out on all that mate . I was bang into my lurchers and lamping at that time in my life and whilst I won two games consoles with phone contracts I gave both away to people as the best Xmas presents they had there's an entire generation of lads who care about nothing more than Xbox and cocaine . You are describing my grandkids. No doubt the coke will,follow. I swear I am fitter than them. Bloody tragic mate. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fireman 11,038 Posted April 20, 2022 Report Share Posted April 20, 2022 Few years ago i was playing Battlefield 3 and during a spell of me not doing so well and me sort of saying what i felt my youngest lad turned to me and said "Dad you do know i'm only 10 years old" ,.. .. Still get a bit carried away when i play it to this day as it goes.... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jukel123 9,018 Posted April 20, 2022 Report Share Posted April 20, 2022 Just now, fireman said: Few years ago i was playing Battlefield 3 and during a spell of me not doing so well and me sort of saying what i felt my youngest lad turned to me and said "Dad you do know i'm only 10 years old" ,.. .. Still get a bit carried away when i play it to this day as it goes.... Out of likes. I remember watching Deliverance with my boys aged 7 or 8. They were both scared to death and insisted on sleeping in my bed that night. I didn't know it was going to show homosexual rape did I? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
THE STIFFMEISTER 16,361 Posted April 20, 2022 Report Share Posted April 20, 2022 2 minutes ago, fireman said: Few years ago i was playing Battlefield 3 and during a spell of me not doing so well and me sort of saying what i felt my youngest lad turned to me and said "Dad you do know i'm only 10 years old" ,.. .. Still get a bit carried away when i play it to this day as it goes.... I once let myself into my mates house and heard a ruckus upstairs , I snuck up thinking he was unstuck in some sort of situation and burst open the door to find all 18 stone of frame of him stood on his bed , in socks and underpants and head set screaming at a barely teenage American boy via split screen COD interface that “ listen , listen to me , I swear to god , I’m gonna fly to New York tomorrow and I’m gonna come to your house and punch all your horrible little face in in front of all your mates ! “ The lad responded by shooting my mates character in the back which then led to the controller getting fired across the room and a scream equivalent to that Of a jumbo taking off . He turned to me and said “ find me a flight to America Danny “ I just left 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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