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1 minute ago, W. Katchum said:

Ask Shroom, he been shrunk ?

I’m thinking soak them till the skin wrinkles and then leave them in the sun till it goes like old leather. Squeezing the head down a size!

Bet the eyeballs pop out…

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Stopped off on our way upto whitby. Well worth a look, free as well. 

I've got an overwhelming urge to harpoon a whale... being a gent though.. I'll wait until she's finished watching Dr Pimple Popper!!?

I've fairly gone through some money just me and the lad in two days away, it adds up. If the Mrs had come we would have been eating in restaurants as well so it would of been expensive. Luckily me and

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Often makes me wonder, this kind of thing. 1. How does one shrink a head? And 2. What the Fukk were they thinking?! How did they come to Start doing it?

" Okay. I've killed this kunt in battle. Now, I've hacked his head off and brought it some, like ye do. What I now think I'll try is doing This with it. See how that goes. "

Till, one day, some fukker says, " Hullo! That head I did that shit to is now the size of my fist and perfectly preserved! Think I'll go and kill some other kunt. Make a pair of them. "

I remember, as a kiddie; Barber had some plastic ones hung up by his mirror. Think ye could buy them in Woolworths, at the time. Along with plastic fruit, veg and parrots.

Imagine the fukking furore, today?! Black, plastic shrunken heads! As originally done by blacks, to blacks. Hate crime of the century, to hang Those by ye mirror.

Burn ye fukking shop down. Liberate ye expensive chair and drink ye bay rum.

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3 minutes ago, Born Hunter said:

How the f**k do you even shrink a head!? LOL

Remove the skin off the skull very carefully, sew the eyelids and mouth up and make the shape of the head and cure/mummify it…. Very basic explanation. I’ll see if I can find that doc I watched and I’ll post it up mate.

@W. Katchum You’re a cnut ??

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You don't shrink the skull, you skin em then dry/shrink the skin and stuff it. 

I recommend practising on cats as you amass quite a pile of bodies before you get it right ?

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