Other creatures.

[Black neck 15,875]

2 minutes ago, mackem said:

UTI? 

Bsa

[sandymere 8,263]

3 minutes ago, Black neck said:

Boils my piss does anthropomorphic voices 

You do realise its not a tropical disease??             ........................

[Black neck 15,875]

6 minutes ago, sandymere said:

You do realise its not a tropical disease??             ........................

Trust me I'm a docker

[mushroom 12,874]

39 minutes ago, Black neck said:

Boils my piss does anthropomorphic voices 

Had a wee barney with the mrs last night about anthropomorphising animals. Came home and she’s skriking about the bigger cat (my daughter’s) knocking the fuuck out of the smaller cat (hers). Apparently the bigger one went for the choke hold. I ask what she did about it she said I told the cats no and scooped up the smaller one, then she starts having a do at me saying tell her to stop bullying the little one  I turned to the older cat and looked at her, she fuucking scarpered, knowing full well I was about to kick her cnut in for the ag she’s caused my peaceful evening 

The mrs does it all the time and it boils my piss too mate. Told her you have to learn how to deal with animals in their ways. Scruffing a dog the same way an older dog would for example. Not by saying shit like “oh please don’t do that baby”
 

Anyway I caught her, locked her in the shower and put it on cold….. she’s still in there howling 20 hours later, let them stew on it I say

 

[mackem 26,257]

1 minute ago, mushroom said:

 boils my piss 

Both yourself and black neck have STI's. 

[mushroom 12,874]

1 minute ago, mackem said:

Both yourself and black neck have STI's. 

Haven’t had a Nova for years mate

[mackem 26,257]

2 minutes ago, mushroom said:

Haven’t had a Nova for years mate

Get yourself checked out

[Black neck 15,875]

7 minutes ago, mackem said:

Both yourself and black neck have STI's. 

Yep.but we never caught them off each other this time

[Black neck 15,875]

11 minutes ago, mushroom said:

Had a wee barney with the mrs last night about anthropomorphising animals. Came home and she’s skriking about the bigger cat (my daughter’s) knocking the fuuck out of the smaller cat (hers). Apparently the bigger one went for the choke hold. I ask what she did about it she said I told the cats no and scooped up the smaller one, then she starts having a do at me saying tell her to stop bullying the little one  I turned to the older cat and looked at her, she fuucking scarpered, knowing full well I was about to kick her cnut in for the ag she’s caused my peaceful evening 

The mrs does it all the time and it boils my piss too mate. Told her you have to learn how to deal with animals in their ways. Scruffing a dog the same way an older dog would for example. Not by saying shit like “oh please don’t do that baby”
 

Anyway I caught her, locked her in the shower and put it on cold….. she’s still in there howling 20 hours later, let them stew on it I say

 

Have 2 wait till it goes quiet before u let her out then throw the big cat at her while u run off 

[ijf 111]

Deerhound caught a mink last summer as it made its way across a rocky beach. 

 

Anyone ever catch an otter ? would always thought that one would do a lot of damage to a lurcher. 

 

[mackem 26,257]

8 minutes ago, ijf said:

Anyone ever catch an otter ? would always thought that one would do a lot of damage to a lurcher. 

Lamped one years ago at Helmsdale, the dogs in reality wouldn't have even tackled it if we had got a run. 

[mushroom 12,874]

14 minutes ago, Black neck said:

Have 2 wait till it goes quiet before u let her out then throw the big cat at her while u run off 

I’m not letting the mrs out, no way. She’s well angry

[levigsp 938]

49 minutes ago, ijf said:

Deerhound caught a mink last summer as it made its way across a rocky beach. 

 

Anyone ever catch an otter ? would always thought that one would do a lot of damage to a lurcher. 

 

I have had terriers killed before my eyes by otters playing tug o war with it. I have caught them with dogs, but you had to be careful-well the dogs did, otherwise badger type damage. A goodun below.

 

 

Edited April 11, 2022 by levigsp

[levigsp 938]

Nasty tempered pet kitten!

[sandymere 8,263]

It’s a funny old world, we meet people and see things that for us are just normal but for the rest of the world are completely unknown. I remember meeting an author, he’d done a book about white fronted geese, supposed to have been in the style of Tarka the otter, it wasn’t, but in truth not a bad read. (Mind I’m fecked if I can remember its name lol). He was doing a book signing and by coincidence I went into the bookshop and for what ever reason we got to chatting. I’m a bit of a birder so we chatted about birds and wildfowl in particular, I said once upon a time I saw them more as a challenge to capture than a tick in a book and he was a little shocked, I explained a little about my childhood and egg collection and then he was a little horrified  but after a bit of explanation he saw it all for what it was, basically the past is a different country. I can’t remember giving him my address but a couple of months later I received at letter in the post, (that ages me ), in which he enquired more about how we grew up and the “adventure we got into” alas my life was very busy at the time and I never got back to him. Shame seemed a nice fella and another I should really have kept in contact with but life gets in the way. Another time I had a book given to me by E G Walsh and would like to have got to know him but once more life was to busy. Both are long past as so the chances are gone but perhaps there’s other people and experiences in the offing and hopefully the future will give me a little more time to seek out interesting people.