Lined my bitch

[Penda 3,341]

7 hours ago, mC HULL said:

fred holmes is knocking on now fat ? 

Last time I saw him he was abit plump sound bloke though 

[Black neck 15,937]

5 hours ago, Penda said:

Last time I saw him he was abit plump sound bloke though 

What a horrible man

[Penda 3,341]

My mate came round while I was at work to scan the bitch today could see 4 but she reckons theres a few in there 

[Black neck 15,937]

41 minutes ago, Penda said:

My mate came round while I was at work to scan the bitch today could see 4 but she reckons theres a few in there 

Nice long back on that dog pup

The black 1 like  

[Penda 3,341]

6 minutes ago, Black neck said:

Nice long back on that dog pup

The black 1 like  

True to form 

[SheepChaser 8,083]

If they scan four usually means at least six! 

[jackthelad 1,893]

On 30/03/2022 at 18:31, Black neck said:

I've seen these I don't run types before mate ,one bloke even flew past the dogs 

 

It happens me an a mate of mines went out with a guy in fife few seasons ago the Cnut ran away when he saw a pick up come into the feild left me and my mate ...... he’s on here haha 

[Penda 3,341]

1 hour ago, SheepChaser said:

If they scan four usually means at least six! 

Yeah I hope she dont have anymore then 8 feck that for a box of frogs 

[Black neck 15,937]

1 hour ago, jackthelad said:

It happens me an a mate of mines went out with a guy in fife few seasons ago the Cnut ran away when he saw a pick up come into the feild left me and my mate ...... he’s on here haha 

Fair play 2 him ,I'd of kicked your ankle first

[chartpolski 23,480]

I was lamping with LDR, must have been 15 or 16 years ago as it was Deltas first time on the lamp.

Anyway, it came on top and we were away on our toes !

Now, I was twice the age of Danny and he was soon sprinting away from me, so I said " Danny, you stop and see what they want, I'll go and start the motor " !

"f**k off", came the reply ! ! 

This unequivical answer spurred me on and we made it to safety !

Another time we were out first light on the hares and two tractors tried to corner us in a pincer movement.

Danny leapt a stream like a stag, I hesitated then jumped, just managing to clear the stream and grabbing a fence wire, but went backwards and was stretched out horizontally just above the water.

Pull me up, I cried, but, no, the c**t was videoing my predicament with his phone. "This is going up on THL" he said whilst laughing his head off !

Once again, we made good our escape !

These days, I'd just have to bluff it out ! !

Cheers.

Edited April 3, 2022 by chartpolski

[jackthelad 1,893]

7 minutes ago, chartpolski said:

I was lamping with LDR, must have been 15 or 16 years ago as it was Deltas first time on the lamp.

Anyway, it came on top and we were away on our toes !

Now, I was twice the age of Danny and he was soon sprinting away from me, so I said " Danny, you stop and see what they want, I'll go and start the motor " !

"f**k off", came the reply ! ! 

This unequivical answer spurred me on and we made it to safety !

Another time we were out first light on the hares and two tractors tried to corner us in a pincer movement.

Danny leapt a stream like a stag, I hesitated them jumped, just managing to clear the stream and grabbing a fence wire, but went backwards and was stretched out horizontally just above the water.

Pull me up, I cried, but, no, the c**t was videoing my predicament with his phone. "This is going up on THL" he said whilst laughing his head off !

Once again, we made good our escape !

These days, I'd just have to bluff it out ! !

Cheers.

2 seasons ago my big blk dog was having a doo next thing farmers in with the land rover shit you not was like a p***y video big dog putting the bends in him out the window big rid face giving it yaldi...... aye can get really emotional ..... one I won’t forget anyway a Lurcher turns better than a land rover haha

[chartpolski 23,480]

Another true tale, which has a chapter in one of Darcy's books.

Me, LDR and another lad were out for daytime roe.

We each had a walkie talky, and we dropped our pal outside a copse that usually held roe with my old Doberman, and we went to the other side and positioned ourselves with the lurchers.

I radioed the lad to slip the Doberman, and sure enough, she pushed out two roe, one of which broke in front of LDR and Bruce.

Next thing, the radios going " Bruce has pulled in the farm yard, meet you back at the motor".

Then there was a crackling of the radio and a disembodied voice asking " who is this, identify yourself, this is a restricted channell " !

Me and the lad got back to the motor, which was in a Natural Trust car park, LDR was making his way across the field with the roe over his shoulders, when a mini bus pulled up next to us and out got around a dozen pensioners, all blue cagoules, back packs and walking poles, who insisted on having a chat with us ! 

They eventually left, we got the deer and dogs into the motors and made our escape !

Moral of the story ? Stay away from Ministry of Defence land and Natural Trust car parks ! !

Cheers.

[mush 204]

Even a deerhound turns better than a landrover.

[Penda 3,341]

14 hours ago, chartpolski said:

Another true tale, which has a chapter in one of Darcy's books.

Me, LDR and another lad were out for daytime roe.

We each had a walkie talky, and we dropped our pal outside a copse that usually held roe with my old Doberman, and we went to the other side and positioned ourselves with the lurchers.

I radioed the lad to slip the Doberman, and sure enough, she pushed out two roe, one of which broke in front of LDR and Bruce.

Next thing, the radios going " Bruce has pulled in the farm yard, meet you back at the motor".

Then there was a crackling of the radio and a disembodied voice asking " who is this, identify yourself, this is a restricted channell " !

Me and the lad got back to the motor, which was in a Natural Trust car park, LDR was making his way across the field with the roe over his shoulders, when a mini bus pulled up next to us and out got around a dozen pensioners, all blue cagoules, back packs and walking poles, who insisted on having a chat with us ! 

They eventually left, we got the deer and dogs into the motors and made our escape !

Moral of the story ? Stay away from Ministry of Defence land and Natural Trust car parks ! !

Cheers.

I've had some good times on ministry of defence ground and there abouts only had trouble once 

[Penda 3,341]

20 hours ago, chartpolski said:

I was lamping with LDR, must have been 15 or 16 years ago as it was Deltas first time on the lamp.

Anyway, it came on top and we were away on our toes !

Now, I was twice the age of Danny and he was soon sprinting away from me, so I said " Danny, you stop and see what they want, I'll go and start the motor " !

"f**k off", came the reply ! ! 

This unequivical answer spurred me on and we made it to safety !

Another time we were out first light on the hares and two tractors tried to corner us in a pincer movement.

Danny leapt a stream like a stag, I hesitated them jumped, just managing to clear the stream and grabbing a fence wire, but went backwards and was stretched out horizontally just above the water.

Pull me up, I cried, but, no, the c**t was videoing my predicament with his phone. "This is going up on THL" he said whilst laughing his head off !

Once again, we made good our escape !

These days, I'd just have to bluff it out ! !

Cheers.

I'm to fat to run il even lay low creep a while and waite for the punks to pass or it's a few words between each other see what happens,I've got in a few predicaments over the years when I was younger I used to have to take the wrap so my old man could stash what we had