WILF 46,549 Posted March 22, 2022 Report Share Posted March 22, 2022 17 minutes ago, mackem said: Remove the headstone and tarmac the grave Badly ! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 46,549 Posted March 22, 2022 Report Share Posted March 22, 2022 I had one phone me the other day (well, they get their old woman to phone anyways) and it went like this: Me: Hello Irish p***y: You have a trailer for sale Me: Yes, what about it? IP: How much do you want ? Me: Can’t you read then ? IP: I forgot, how much? Me: A grand IP: How much? Me: Are you f***ing hard of hearing, a grand. IP: I’ll give you a fiver and a packet of biscuits Me: Yeah, that will do, you can bring it round and bake me a cake and make me a f***ing cup of tea while you are at it, when will you be here ? IP: err, err, err……. Me: Well, are you bringing the fiver and biscuits or not ? IP: err, err, err…… Me: Well f**k off then ! Cultural relations simplified I do believe 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,827 Posted March 22, 2022 Report Share Posted March 22, 2022 40 minutes ago, WILF said: I had one phone me the other day (well, they get their old woman to phone anyways) and it went like this: Me: Hello Irish p***y: You have a trailer for sale Me: Yes, what about it? IP: How much do you want ? Me: Can’t you read then ? IP: I forgot, how much? Me: A grand IP: How much? Me: Are you f***ing hard of hearing, a grand. IP: I’ll give you a fiver and a packet of biscuits Me: Yeah, that will do, you can bring it round and bake me a cake and make me a f***ing cup of tea while you are at it, when will you be here ? IP: err, err, err……. Me: Well, are you bringing the fiver and biscuits or not ? IP: err, err, err…… Me: Well f**k off then ! Cultural relations simplified I do believe For some reason reading that reminded me of this Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 46,549 Posted March 22, 2022 Report Share Posted March 22, 2022 26 minutes ago, mushroom said: For some reason reading that reminded me of this Terry Tibbs is my personal favourite…..I even sound a bit like him ! Lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
THE STIFFMEISTER 15,642 Posted March 22, 2022 Report Share Posted March 22, 2022 20 minutes ago, WILF said: Terry Tibbs is my personal favourite…..I even sound a bit like him ! Lol Maserati ? Lovely car , I had three of them in the 80s 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 26,119 Posted March 22, 2022 Report Share Posted March 22, 2022 I bet he has a couple of elvis tracks,and my sisters mate Bill Pidgeley, imagine feeling a bit down going to pay your respects to your old mum and that juke-box is blaring, listen to it...... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 46,549 Posted March 22, 2022 Report Share Posted March 22, 2022 33 minutes ago, mackem said: I bet he has a couple of elvis tracks,and my sisters mate Bill Pidgeley, imagine feeling a bit down going to pay your respects to your old mum and that juke-box is blaring, listen to it...... Over the top ?…..yes A bit much ?……probably But you can’t deny it’s an incredible bit of work, really nice quality to the carving and stone work…..that came to a cold fortune that did. Fair Play, that ain’t two Bob by a long stretch Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 26,119 Posted March 22, 2022 Report Share Posted March 22, 2022 1 minute ago, WILF said: But you can’t deny it’s an incredible bit of work, really nice quality to the carving and stone work…. Nah, bog standard marble-work, not exactly sagrada familia standard,how the cem staff never said anything I don't know, I wonder how many standard plots they bought to cover that? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 46,549 Posted March 22, 2022 Report Share Posted March 22, 2022 2 minutes ago, mackem said: Nah, bog standard marble-work, not exactly sagrada familia standard,how the cem staff never said anything I don't know, I wonder how many standard plots they bought to cover that? I genuinely wouldn’t know mate, I have no knowledge of that type of thing…..it looked nice to me ! Lol Dont know about the plots but if they bought them then they own them 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 30,024 Posted March 22, 2022 Report Share Posted March 22, 2022 18 hours ago, king said: Happened last week back in the village Sean.. 1 gravestone smashed..then they moved 5 Miles up the valley to the next village and smashed another 1 both the same family..why it was done I don't know..someone is pissed off about something.. What is it with gippos smashing up gravestones its f****n infantile not to mention cowardly. 2 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 46,549 Posted March 22, 2022 Report Share Posted March 22, 2022 1 minute ago, gnasher16 said: What is it with gippos smashing up gravestones its f****n infantile not to mention cowardly. Yeah, it’s disgusting cracking on like that, lowlife behaviour mate 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 30,024 Posted March 22, 2022 Report Share Posted March 22, 2022 11 minutes ago, WILF said: Over the top ?…..yes A bit much ?……probably But you can’t deny it’s an incredible bit of work, really nice quality to the carving and stone work…..that came to a cold fortune that did. Fair Play, that ain’t two Bob by a long stretch GIve over mate its f****n hideous .......reeks of desperation !...." look look look everybody we've got some money to throw about ".....its idiotic and classless at best,if my people did something like that for me id rise again and put them in it ! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 46,549 Posted March 22, 2022 Report Share Posted March 22, 2022 1 minute ago, gnasher16 said: GIve over mate its f****n hideous .......reeks of desperation !...." look look look everybody we've got some money to throw about ".....its idiotic and classless at best,if my people did something like that for me id rise again and put them in it ! I think you misunderstand me mate (or maybe you don’t ) but I didn’t mean I like it, I just think it’s quiet decent workmanship and well put together…..like anything where you can see a bit of work went into it and they took a bit of care. Anyway, be funny if you pals read this and did exactly that for a laugh ! Lol using all words you hate in the inscription like “Bruv” and “Fella” and a little jukebox playing that hideous f***ing grime “music” all day ! Lol 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jukel123 7,957 Posted March 22, 2022 Report Share Posted March 22, 2022 For me its hideous and comical. But it's all about freedom. If that's what they want then so be it. I'm not fond of teddy bears and cartoon figures on children's graves. But the families obviously don't think so. At the end of the day it's nobody's business but the families. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 26,119 Posted March 22, 2022 Report Share Posted March 22, 2022 When I lived in a caravan we found the lecky, chased the pavement out ran the wire and tarmaced over it, I was just thinking where did they get the power for the Duke box then I read its solar powered Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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