THE STIFFMEISTER 16,350 Posted March 20, 2022 Report Share Posted March 20, 2022 I’ve travelled race course to race course each Friday in search of sport with gloves on my passenger seat I’ve completed the “mcwhin” with phezzies Sammos in every county with big land on my boots the only trophy to behold I adopted a stray saluki in Cairo and walked the A2 to cape town with nothing but a catapult , flip flops and the meat of the big 5 to keep us healthy. I completed the super slam in North America using only my wits, a bsa lightning.177 and the curvature of the earth . Pics of me can be seen in full real tree behind drinking troughs muttering “ there I was , the shot of a lifetime beckoned “ do androids dream of electric sheep? 8 Quote Link to post
Aussie Whip 4,159 Posted March 20, 2022 Report Share Posted March 20, 2022 51 minutes ago, baker boy said: They're ugly bast@rds from what Ive seen on tele Their looks are the best part of them, lol. I'm not racist and used to feel sorry for them but once you live near them you will hate them. I said to the mrs, who's from the UK that I despise them and she said she hates the pomms more. I asked a bit confused why ? She said they didn't do a good enough job getting rid of the lot of them, lol. Quote Link to post
SheepChaser 8,089 Posted March 20, 2022 Report Share Posted March 20, 2022 To be fair it would be nice to hear some interesting stories about hunting, rather than just “Salukis are better than bull xs”, “whippets are shit”, “you’re a knob” “nah nah nah nah”. I for one would deffo love to read about someone’s experiences in North Africa, Russia etc hunting with dogs. 2 Quote Link to post
shaaark 10,933 Posted March 20, 2022 Report Share Posted March 20, 2022 12 minutes ago, SheepChaser said: To be fair it would be nice to hear some interesting stories about hunting, rather than just “Salukis are better than bull xs”, “whippets are shit”, “you’re a knob” “nah nah nah nah”. I for one would deffo love to read about someone’s experiences in North Africa, Russia etc hunting with dogs. But salukis and saluki coursing breds, ARE better than bull crosses. My good friend, Magoo, assures me, us, all of us, on a very regular basis. 2 Quote Link to post
SheepChaser 8,089 Posted March 20, 2022 Report Share Posted March 20, 2022 8 minutes ago, baker boy said: Ive got everything I need in the uk and enough good permission to be able to hunt my 2 main quarry species, fck driving past prime digging land to dig the same gear and from what Ive seen and heard from lads who've been abroad I doubt I'd be very impressed with Jonny foreigner I just like an adventure mate. You only live once. 1 Quote Link to post
SheepChaser 8,089 Posted March 20, 2022 Report Share Posted March 20, 2022 Also you’d have liked Hungary. Sitting on the main bus back into town, terrier on leads, shovels and bars, gun in a slip and covered in mud. All of the old ladies asking how we’d got on 5 Quote Link to post
SheepChaser 8,089 Posted March 20, 2022 Report Share Posted March 20, 2022 11 minutes ago, baker boy said: We're all different mate, no right or wrong That is just about the truth of it isn’t it mate. 1 Quote Link to post
SheepChaser 8,089 Posted March 20, 2022 Report Share Posted March 20, 2022 5 minutes ago, baker boy said: Theres still places here I get flagged down between farms, dont even need to ask to go on farmers are asking me We get the same. Do find it’s the easiest permission to get oddly. If you’re responsible and good that is. 4 Quote Link to post
Black neck 16,257 Posted March 20, 2022 Report Share Posted March 20, 2022 2 hours ago, SheepChaser said: I am a tranny Ok.butt Quote Link to post
SheepChaser 8,089 Posted March 20, 2022 Report Share Posted March 20, 2022 32 minutes ago, Black neck said: Ok.butt I don’t want anything to do with your butt. 1 Quote Link to post
levigsp 938 Posted March 20, 2022 Author Report Share Posted March 20, 2022 17 hours ago, Black neck said: Did I tell u about the time I shared a bomah with the bushmen o the kalahari I have taken some good animals on and around the Kalahari Quote Link to post
levigsp 938 Posted March 20, 2022 Author Report Share Posted March 20, 2022 4 hours ago, nothernlite said: No everyone wants to go abroad to hunt doent mean they do fevk all Agreed, but some of us had wider vision, I wanted to experience as much as possible in my life. 3 1 Quote Link to post
mackem 27,828 Posted March 20, 2022 Report Share Posted March 20, 2022 3 minutes ago, levigsp said: I have taken some good animals on and around the Kalahari Did you ever hunt with the indigenous San? Quote Link to post
levigsp 938 Posted March 20, 2022 Author Report Share Posted March 20, 2022 (edited) I Edited March 18, 2023 by levigsp additions 1 Quote Link to post
mackem 27,828 Posted March 20, 2022 Report Share Posted March 20, 2022 Just now, levigsp said: I have two different lots and other tribal peoples. I will dig some photos out one day. Please do, that would be appreciated, I have an invite from a few guys who work with first nations people here to visit Nunavut and watch them seal hunt,life is all about experiences 1 1 Quote Link to post
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