Lenmcharristar 9,841 Posted February 13, 2022 Report Share Posted February 13, 2022 12 hours ago, WILF said: That friend of mine is 50 now, she is happily married and her husband thinks the world of her as she does him. She had her career, finished and now lives just like anyone else…..she isn’t defined by her past mate Could you imagine growing up and seeing your mum getting pumped or playing the hairy guitar on a vid on the net????? thats what they dont think about, sophisticated and classy self respecting ladies is what i like. Even though i had a fair few friends with benefits over the yrs myself of the female sex. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 47,353 Posted February 13, 2022 Report Share Posted February 13, 2022 25 minutes ago, Lenmcharristar said: Could you imagine growing up and seeing your mum getting pumped or playing the hairy guitar on a vid on the net????? thats what they dont think about, sophisticated and classy self respecting ladies is what i like. Even though i had a fair few friends with benefits over the yrs myself of the female sex. Not really no, but I suppose level headed people find ways to deal with that. Her career was over 25 years ago mate so I doubt much exists “on the net” anyway. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnipper 6,508 Posted February 13, 2022 Report Share Posted February 13, 2022 19 hours ago, mackem said: Reminds me of the urban legend of Elton John and the gallon of semen pumped from his stomach. The one I heard it about was Marc almond and he probably went to school with the wrongun at our work. 3 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
low plains drifter 10,671 Posted February 13, 2022 Report Share Posted February 13, 2022 On 12/02/2022 at 18:15, TOMO said: Fernando...he did his little act in manumision ibiza when I worked there...very bendy little f****r... about 5 foot tall...and a foot of cock Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ken's Deputy 4,460 Posted February 13, 2022 Report Share Posted February 13, 2022 42 minutes ago, gnipper said: The one I heard it about was Marc almond. Same here. Google the maths. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 27,277 Posted February 13, 2022 Report Share Posted February 13, 2022 44 minutes ago, gnipper said: The one I heard it about was Marc almond and he probably went to school with the wrongun at our work. Same here, urban myth? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 13,245 Posted February 13, 2022 Report Share Posted February 13, 2022 Heard lil Kim one lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gamerooster 1,179 Posted February 13, 2022 Report Share Posted February 13, 2022 This all began when women where allowed the right to vote. What I find funny is most men think there mothers are angels, but I guarantee she is quite the opposite. The older I get the less respect I have for women, which is worrying because I'm only 27. Had a few birds into choking and rough stuff, but all they have to do it pull the rape card after an argument one night and your life is as good as done. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Ken's Deputy 4,460 Posted February 13, 2022 Report Share Posted February 13, 2022 15 minutes ago, gamerooster said: This all began when women where allowed the right to vote. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 47,353 Posted February 13, 2022 Report Share Posted February 13, 2022 25 minutes ago, gamerooster said: This all began when women where allowed the right to vote. What I find funny is most men think there mothers are angels, but I guarantee she is quite the opposite. The older I get the less respect I have for women, which is worrying because I'm only 27. That’s an interesting statement, why is that mate ? 25 minutes ago, gamerooster said: Had a few birds into choking and rough stuff, but all they have to do it pull the rape card after an argument one night and your life is as good as done. I genuinely feel for young blokes now in this age of “me too” and internet vigilantes, attention seekers etc etc The flip side is of course that you can’t let your behaviour slip or get carried away either which is good. But by and large, a howling time to be young for so many things. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gamerooster 1,179 Posted February 13, 2022 Report Share Posted February 13, 2022 10 minutes ago, WILF said: That’s an interesting statement, why is that mate ? I genuinely feel for young blokes now in this age of “me too” and internet vigilantes, attention seekers etc etc The flip side is of course that you can’t let your behaviour slip or get carried away either which is good. But by and large, a howling time to be young for so many things. Funny thing is, I feel like being alive in your day would of been more up my street, but such is life. If you want a bit of fun its all good, but finding a woman to start a family with ain't no fun. I always seem to attract the psycho birds, good fun for a couple of weeks but the novelty soon wears off. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dytkos 17,815 Posted February 13, 2022 Report Share Posted February 13, 2022 52 minutes ago, sid g said: The following people have had this legend attributed to them: Rod Stewart, Elton John, David Bowie, Marc Almond, Mick Jagger, Andy Warhol, Jeff Beck, Jon Bon Jovi, the drummer for Bon Jovi, the lead singer for New Kids on the Block, the Bay City Rollers (what, all of them?), Alanis Morrissette, Li’l Kim, Foxy Brown, Britney Spears, and Fiona Apple. The amount of ejaculate retireved from the star’s stomach is often specified, such as 7 ounces, 1 gallon, 10 gallons. In his 2012 autobiography, singer Rod Stewart attributed the connection of his name with this legend to rumors spread by a disgruntled assistant: [Stewart] claims his one-time sidekick Tony Toon made up the tale after he was fired for taking a male lover back to a hotel room he was sharing with the star’s seven-year-old stepson. Toon accompanied Stewart and his then-wife Alana on a vacation in Hawaii, and the hotel was overbooked. The assistant and Alana’s son wound up sharing a room. Stewart explained, “We had our children Sean and Kimberly in a room with us, and we asked Toon to share a room with Alana’s son Ashley, who was then seven. Toon, of course, couldn’t resist pulling some bloke in the bar that evening and taking him back to the room. I fired him in the morning. “Toon’s revenge was absolutely inspired. He fed the press a story in which, as a consequence of an evening spent orally servicing a gang of sailors in a gay bar in San Diego, I had been required to check into a hospital emergency room to have my stomach pumped … I have never orally pleasured even a solitary sailor, let alone a ship’s worth in one evening. And I have never had my stomach pumped, either of naval-issue semen or of any other kind of semen. Thanks, Statto Cheers, D. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stumfelter 3,034 Posted February 13, 2022 Report Share Posted February 13, 2022 57 minutes ago, gamerooster said: This all began when women where allowed the right to vote. What I find funny is most men think there mothers are angels, but I guarantee she is quite the opposite. The older I get the less respect I have for women, which is worrying because I'm only 27. Had a few birds into choking and rough stuff, but all they have to do it pull the rape card after an argument one night and your life is as good as done. Do you honestly think that women shouldn't be allowed to vote? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dytkos 17,815 Posted February 13, 2022 Report Share Posted February 13, 2022 10 minutes ago, sid g said: copy n paste google , Really? Cheers, D. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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