mackem 27,024 Posted February 12, 2022 Report Share Posted February 12, 2022 Just now, iworkwhippets said: eh, send her here , i spend more time at night in the bog emptying my bladder than i do in my pit Last time I saw her Keith was in Hong Kong, would have crawled over broken glass for me had I asked, really nice lady, but strange in the bedroom Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gav 1,708 Posted February 12, 2022 Report Share Posted February 12, 2022 44 minutes ago, jukel123 said: Young farm lad where I shoot was astonished to find his girlfriend had pubic hair. He genuinely only thought men had pubic hair because porn generally features ladies with Brazilians. I bet he's not the only one! My neighbour thinks pubic hair on women is disgusting, told him i'd feel like a peodo if it didn't have hair, he thinks I'm wrong in the head! He's only in his forties, different generation I thought dogging was going coursing till one of my kids enlightened me, I have no clue what half the stuff even means any more, I'm from the age where gay meant happy 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 47,353 Posted February 12, 2022 Report Share Posted February 12, 2022 1 minute ago, mackem said: Last time I saw her Keith was in Hong Kong, would have crawled over broken glass for me had I asked, really nice lady, but strange in the bedroom I used to know a girl who was into that, it’s what she liked and she was confident enough to be fine with it…..seen her make a few lads blush who were trying to make silly innuendos and she would just come out with “Yeah, I love it in my arse as well !” Lol legend ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
iworkwhippets 12,642 Posted February 12, 2022 Report Share Posted February 12, 2022 Ive just this min lifted a chicken out the oven fer tomorrows din din, what in tarnation thats gotta do with this porn topic, im buggered if i no, but look. where would i go find a bit of titilation eh, i certatainly canna go fekin germany, i had a belly ful of those buggers back in 2002 in frankfurt , i will leave it with you perverts anyway, i maybe rejoin the topic on the 100th page Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Francie 6,368 Posted February 12, 2022 Report Share Posted February 12, 2022 Bunch of wankers 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
iworkwhippets 12,642 Posted February 12, 2022 Report Share Posted February 12, 2022 20 minutes ago, Gav said: I bet he's not the only one! My neighbour thinks pubic hair on women is disgusting, told him i'd feel like a peodo if it didn't have hair, he thinks I'm wrong in the head! He's only in his forties, different generation I thought dogging was going coursing till one of my kids enlightened me, I have no clue what half the stuff even means any more, I'm from the age where gay meant happy Thats me to a t gavin my son, but as i type this, sylvia from upstairs last night aboot 8 pm knocked on my door brandishing a 10 pound note, asking if i had change , eh wotya make of that 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SheepChaser 8,089 Posted February 12, 2022 Report Share Posted February 12, 2022 While we are on the subject of sexual exploration. One thing I’ve always found interesting is just how many woman have rape / strangulation fantasies. It’s very very common. It used to absolutely fascinate how different folk were once you got their clothes off and into bed. Sometimes you’d guess right and sometimes you’d be miles off! But it is a very good way to see into someone’s soul. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 47,353 Posted February 12, 2022 Report Share Posted February 12, 2022 9 minutes ago, SheepChaser said: While we are on the subject of sexual exploration. One thing I’ve always found interesting is just how many woman have rape / strangulation fantasies. It’s very very common. It used to absolutely fascinate how different folk were once you got their clothes off and into bed. Sometimes you’d guess right and sometimes you’d be miles off! But it is a very good way to see into someone’s soul. I can honestly say that is not something I have personally encountered and I don’t think I would have felt comfortable with that if I had encountered it but I do know that it exists. The latter part of your post I totally agree with mate Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jukel123 8,378 Posted February 12, 2022 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2022 6 minutes ago, SheepChaser said: While we are on the subject of sexual exploration. One thing I’ve always found interesting is just how many woman have rape / strangulation fantasies. It’s very very common. It used to absolutely fascinate how different folk were once you got their clothes off and into bed. Sometimes you’d guess right and sometimes you’d be miles off! But it is a very good way to see into someone’s soul. You sure that isn't a male phantasy masquerading as a female fantasy? Get it wrong and youl'll end up in jail. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bearfoot 1,477 Posted February 12, 2022 Report Share Posted February 12, 2022 (edited) Edited February 14, 2022 by Bearfoot Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 47,353 Posted February 12, 2022 Report Share Posted February 12, 2022 2 minutes ago, Bearfoot said: I was in dakota hotel last week for dinner the amount of old millunares way young sluts way no nickers on was unreal most guys were russian ect as we no they run our country now the birds were all forign to what a fcken world . Money and minge, hardly a revelation mate Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SheepChaser 8,089 Posted February 12, 2022 Report Share Posted February 12, 2022 3 minutes ago, jukel123 said: You sure that isn't a male phantasy masquerading as a female fantasy? Get it wrong and youl'll end up in jail. No mate. Choking isn’t really my thing to be honest, just sometimes you got to keep folk happy I draw the line at any form of knife play, burning etc. Nb - I am now in a happy and normal relationship with my normal Mrs and we have normal sex 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
iworkwhippets 12,642 Posted February 12, 2022 Report Share Posted February 12, 2022 21 minutes ago, Bearfoot said: I was in dakota hotel last week for dinner the amount of old millunares way young sluts way no nickers on was unreal most guys were russian ect as we no they run our country now the birds were all forign to what a fcken world . how you no, they had no bloomers on Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bearfoot 1,477 Posted February 12, 2022 Report Share Posted February 12, 2022 (edited) Edited February 14, 2022 by Bearfoot Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 27,024 Posted February 12, 2022 Report Share Posted February 12, 2022 5 minutes ago, Bearfoot said: I can sence cheap forign trash a mile away no class mate something u cant buy worldwide hookers have a certain smell , The oddest one I heard of was a brit social influencer flown first-class to Dubai to masturbate a blokes camels 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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