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[jukel123 8,679]

1 hour ago, mushroom said:

All boys catholic school…. Say no more

Too many stories. The best one was when a mate and me were pulled into the head of year’s office. We stood there getting a bollocking and did the worst thing… we looked at each other and started laughing Mr so and so butted my mate and said you think this is funny boy! My mate jumped out of the window and ran off, away across the playing fields shouting “it’s fuucking hilarious now come get me ya bald cnut”  I just stood there thinking “fuuck I’m in for it now”

I bet like me the experience of an all boys catholic education put you off all religion for life? They actually did me a favour because I realised it was all rubbish.. Both my kids have thanked me for not indoctrinating them with a load of old guff. There'll be no paedophile, baby selling, wicked priests or nuns at my funeral.

[DIDO.1 22,846]

Fck me it's no wonder you lot are mad cnuts.... Did any of you not get beaten or molested? 

[DIDO.1 22,846]

I think they banned smacking the year I started. I got smacked in the first class but never again. All the lads in the class got smacked cos we all formed a circle around kaye walmsley while my mate pulled her knickers down to prove girls had front bottoms. Poor girl didn't speak for next 5 years. 

[jukel123 8,679]

1 minute ago, DIDO.1 said:

I think they banned smacking the year I started. I got smacked in the first class but never again. All the lads in the class got smacked cos we all formed a circle around kaye walmsley while my mate pulled her knickers down to prove girls had front bottoms. Poor girl didn't speak for next 5 years. 

Jesus, you would all be on the sex offenders register if that happened now.

[DIDO.1 22,846]

Just now, jukel123 said:

Jesus, you would all be on the sex offenders register if that happened now.

We were only 5!

[dytkos 17,820]

Got the cane on the hand and arse at junior school, HM at secondary (Grammar) school had a leather strap with 3 thongs on it with knots on the end, Used to bend you over and fold your blazer back lol deputy head at junior school had polio boots and had a slipper called Henry that he used to whack your arse with lol 

It was all "normal" at the time, 60s into 70s

Cheers, D.

[gnipper 6,543]

Good job they had packed that shit in by the time I got there

[mackem 27,563]

38 minutes ago, dytkos said:

HM at secondary (Grammar) school had a leather strap with 3 thongs on it with knots on the end, 

I had a leather strap across my face once, had splits in, teacher who taught French whacked me with it out of spite or anger or frustration, left a red line across my cheek, I think the strap was called a taws? 

[mushroom 13,257]

2 hours ago, DIDO.1 said:

I think they banned smacking the year I started. I got smacked in the first class but never again. All the lads in the class got smacked cos we all formed a circle around kaye walmsley while my mate pulled her knickers down to prove girls had front bottoms. Poor girl didn't speak for next 5 years. 

Erm 

[mushroom 13,257]

42 minutes ago, gnipper said:

Good job they had packed that shit in by the time I got there

We’re about the same age mate. Early 90’s, catholic schools still thought it was the 1800’s around my way… At least with me they did

 

[mushroom 13,257]

41 minutes ago, mackem said:

I had a leather strap across my face once, had splits in, teacher who taught French whacked me with it out of spite or anger or frustration, left a red line across my cheek, I think the strap was called a taws? 

Rule on it’s edge! That’s what the nuns used to do. Right across the second knuckles. Fuuck that used to hurt, never shut me up though. Why didn’t I learn

[chartpolski 24,605]

True story;

Not long after I left school, I came home from work, and my mum was in the kitchen crying; "what's up mum" I asked. My younger brother had come home from school with a black eye, and said the teacher had hit him !

Well, my dad and older brother had gone over to the school to "sort the teacher out".

I rushed over to the school, to be met by the headmaster; " Ahh, another Mr H....t, do come into my office".

And there was my dad and older brother, sitting looking very sheepish, and on a chair in the corner was the teacher with his head tilted back and the school nurse trying to stem the bleeding from his broken nose !

Turns out my younger brother had been acting himself and the teacher told him to come to the front of the class and get the belt.

My brother wasn't having that, he nutted the teacher and set about him, the teacher had lashed out in self defence !

Three Mr H's then walked home to have words with Young Master H ! 

Cheers.