Outdoor Toilets In Winter.

[chartpolski 24,291]

We had outside toilets back in the 50's, two toilets in the back yard shared between six families in the tenement.

With the slum clearances we were moved out to the new estates in the suburbs......inside toilets, central heating, electricity, hot AND cold water, it was like winning the pools !

When I got married 45 years ago today, we got an old pit house. It has one of those kitchen/bathroom/toilet extensions and still had the outside toilet, which came in handy sometimes !

when I first went to the Middle East in '78....well, I'd rather not reflect on some of the holes in the ground that masqueraded as toilets !

Cheers.

[mackem 27,151]

I went into one "modern" toilet, the girl stood there taking your payment before you had a piss

[gnipper 6,523]

11 hours ago, sid g said:

Second pic reminds me of my grandma's inside toilet when I was little, she had bed pans too. It was like going back in time, she used to have pheasants etc hung under the stairs till their heads were dropping off

I remember going round once and my older cousin was sat on the couch plucking ducks

[Nicepix 5,650]

I got caught short while on mole patrol last week. This is what I found.....

Obviously it was't on its side. I can't get the photo to rotate.

This one was spotless. Some look like the American air force have bombed them. 

[DIDO.1 22,844]

13 minutes ago, Nicepix said:

I got caught short while on mole patrol last week. This is what I found.....

Obviously it was't on its side. I can't get the photo to rotate.

This one was spotless. Some look like the American air force have bombed them. 

Pakis have started putting them in round here, in the old outside toilet, or building a little block extension to put it in, so they can use the old bathroom as an extra room in the house. They obviously just use some cowboy Arab builders who smash into the soil line, rats just jump out of the hole

[mackem 27,151]

2 hours ago, DIDO.1 said:

Pakis have started putting them in round here, in the old outside toilet, or building a little block extension to put it in, so they can use the old bathroom as an extra room in the house. They obviously just use some cowboy Arab builders who smash into the soil line, rats just jump out of the hole

If your ever in Hounslow, Southall, Tower hamlets, similar places you sometimes see footprints or wads of toilet paper laid around the pan where people have stood on the rim of the bowl. 

[DIDO.1 22,844]

1 hour ago, mackem said:

If your ever in Hounslow, Southall, Tower hamlets, similar places you sometimes see footprints or wads of toilet paper laid around the pan where people have stood on the rim of the bowl. 

A mate of mine is maintenance bloke in a big slaughter house, spends have his time re fitting toilet seats where the foreigners try and squat on em

[tatsblisters 10,145]

1 hour ago, mackem said:

If your ever in Hounslow, Southall, Tower hamlets, similar places you sometimes see footprints or wads of toilet paper laid around the pan where people have stood on the rim of the bowl. 

I had the misfortune to work for a company called Toyoda Gosie in Rotherham and even though they installed a squat toilet for them they still used our toilet in the way you describe i used to go through the fire doors and have a tom tit behind an elderberry bush on a bit of waste ground rather than use the toilets their.

[mackem 27,151]

48 minutes ago, DIDO.1 said:

A mate of mine is maintenance bloke in a big slaughter house, spends have his time re fitting toilet seats where the foreigners try and squat on em

Air India and PIA must do the same as I have seen the same on aircraft toilets. 

[chartpolski 24,291]

3 minutes ago, mackem said:

Air India and PIA must do the same as I have seen the same on aircraft toilets. 

On Saudia Haj flights coming from the third world, they didn't even know what toilets were. They simply put a pillow on the floor between the rows of seats and pissed and shit there.

Cheers.

[iworkwhippets 12,657]

3 minutes ago, chartpolski said:

On Saudia Haj flights coming from the third world, they didn't even know what toilets were. They simply put a pillow on the floor between the rows of seats and pissed and shit there.

Cheers.

 is there any need fer going into details of folks bowel movements, i feel as though im covered in excrement 

[chartpolski 24,291]

1 minute ago, iworkwhippets said:

 is there any need fer going into details of folks bowel movements, i feel as though im covered in excrement 

Every days a learning day, mate

 

Cheers.

[OldPhil 5,802]

On 22/11/2021 at 21:23, patterdale said:

Could you imagine if the youth of today had to use the outdoor toilet at the bottom of the garden?

Break the ice before you go and the ripped up newspapers on the nail.

Its bad enough when the WiFi is slow....just imagine!!

We had an outside toilet when I first moved into my tiny Terraced house,.. that was in 1978,..we still have one

 

Edited December 12, 2021 by OldPhil

[Ken's Deputy 4,460]

Straight away, Phil, I'm chuckling about TC and the fallow guts!

That loo's a Legend!

[THE STIFFMEISTER 16,123]

2 hours ago, iworkwhippets said:

 is there any need fer going into details of folks bowel movements, i feel as though im covered in excrement 

Your always on about shits and arseholes  though !