Clancy 1 Posted January 18, 2008 Report Share Posted January 18, 2008 1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me alone. 2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire. 3. Its always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it. 4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted. 5. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else. 6. Never test the depth of the water with both feet. 7. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments 8. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. 9. If at first you don't succeed, sky diving is probably not for you. 10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. 11. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably a wise investment. 12. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything. 13. Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield. 14. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them. 15. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket. 16. A closed mouth gathers no foot. 17. Duct tape is like 'The Force'. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together. 18. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works. 19. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. 20. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. :oops: Cheers , Clancy Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cúagusgiorraí 57 Posted January 18, 2008 Report Share Posted January 18, 2008 some funny stuff there Clancy Happy hunting! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ditch_Shitter Posted January 18, 2008 Report Share Posted January 18, 2008 Cheers, Clancy! I knew, the moment I saw the heading, I'd enjoy this one. I wasn't dissapointed! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Clancy 1 Posted January 21, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 21, 2008 Cheers to you both and the Best of Hunting! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
andy s410c 61 Posted January 21, 2008 Report Share Posted January 21, 2008 Yep, spot on that.Sarcasm the lowest form of wit?not for me stuff like that keeps me going Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Scallywag 78 Posted January 21, 2008 Report Share Posted January 21, 2008 Number 17 is pretty much what I live my life by! And from now on I'm going to rigorously observe number 8. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Coney 3 Posted January 21, 2008 Report Share Posted January 21, 2008 Nice one! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fishfish 17 Posted January 21, 2008 Report Share Posted January 21, 2008 couldv done with some of that advice before now! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ratman2 2 Posted January 21, 2008 Report Share Posted January 21, 2008 Number 20 made me spill my beer. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Clancy 1 Posted January 31, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 31, 2008 Sorry about the beer! #20 reminds me of the pharmacist who comes in one morning to see a man with a very frightened look on his face leaning against the wall. The pharmacist asks the clerk "Whats the problem with that gentleman over there?" "Oh,"replied the clerk "he needed a cough suppressant but I couldn't find any so I gave him a laxative." "Idiot" said the pharmacist "A laxative won't stop a cough." "Yes it will" answered the clerk, "look at him. He won't cough, he's too afraid to." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
alvaflyer 0 Posted January 31, 2008 Report Share Posted January 31, 2008 lol made me laugh Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cúagusgiorraí 57 Posted January 31, 2008 Report Share Posted January 31, 2008 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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