Wasp Eating And Other Annoying Habits..!

[wyluke 197]

Mine whines like f**k and bangs his head on window to come in, when you open door, he then just stands there looking at you 

[Mr Wilkes 2,992]

32 minutes ago, Black neck said:

Never known anyone grow out of a crack habit 

Caught the scruffy f****r pulling his kegs up, called him all names as he run off only to turn around a the pup was rolling in it…..  

[Bosun11 537]

Just now, Mr Wilkes said:

Caught the scruffy f****r pulling his kegs up, called him all names as he run off only to turn around a the pup was rolling in it…..  

Jeez... Thats bad...

[trigger2 3,145]

I got a bitch here that eats dog shit like it’s going out of fashion. She eats her own, my poor old lurcher is to scared to shit in front of her as she pulls it from his ass. It’s fecking disgusting but handy as she cleans the lawn up 

[Mr Wilkes 2,992]

Gipping all the way home, we used to wash the pup in the bath…. Not after that… f***ing hosepipe from the on

[Black neck 15,979]

5 minutes ago, Mr Wilkes said:

Caught the scruffy f****r pulling his kegs up, called him all names as he run off only to turn around a the pup was rolling in it…..  

Nice ,I spotted all the dogs heads down in the edge thought they got summat well they had tucking into a pidgin shooters turd complete wi scented andrex 

I was displeased 

[mush 204]

Had a greyhound that would take the top off cow pats and eat the soft insides, then she would try and lick you. She also has one of them tails that was bold at the end from smashing it and spraying blood everywhere.

[Wales1234 5,515]

55 minutes ago, Daniel cain said:

This runner of mine is a f***ing food thief..had 6/7 Sunday joints off the worktops and any morsel it can get too,can't put a cup of tea down,tails so f***ing big it knocks shit over in the house, because it won't go in a kennel/run..goes nutts and destroys everything after 5 mins... annoying cnut also eats bees ,wasps,been stung countless times and swells upgive  it a hayfever tablet and it's sorted...if I ignore it and don't take it straight out after work ...it howls and starts talking...also howls when the ice-cream van comes up the road(blame my terriers for that  bad habit ,they have always done it for as long as I can remember ) but strangely never made a noise behind or when it's got hold of something all the male black dogs I had)have bred from a certain sire,all shit in their water bowls even when they up off the floor screwed onto meshdirty f***ing things will bounce in their own shit throw it everywhere and when out and about they shit up off the ground...lift back end and smear shit on a lamp post or tree etc... I can put up with a few quirky habits... helps if you actually like them and they obviously have to graft to a certain standard

Jesus Christ , sounds like a living nightmare I thought this pup was bad whinging and picking the terrier up you’ve got your hands full

[mushroom 12,938]

2 hours ago, Bosun11 said:

Just wondering what things anoy you with your dogs. The strange quirks they have, other than work.

At the moment i own a wasp eater. A dog that loves to catch wasps and gobbles them up with relish.. How the hell she isn't stung i don't know, though she moves like lightening to catch them and eats them as soon as they hit the deck, alive or dead..!!

The same dog is also a path shitter, another pet hate, of which i have owned 3 in my lifetime.

A path shitter is the dog that must race ahead of you on every walk and crap directly on the path you are walking. This little practice is also repeated whilst mowing the lawn and even though she has been out all day and crapped at least 3 times in front of me, will always manage to squeeze another turd on the stripe i'm about to mow..!  

Another of mine is a pen door rattler, as she cant help but hit her and the other dogs doors with her feet in excitement.

So, work aside, anyone else got a dog with annoying habits..?

How long you got?

He's a cnut!

[Saltmoon 2,208]

Many many reasons I f***ing hate them both but wouldn't be without either of them the older dog however is just out to f**k me over any chance he gets!! Most resent is YET ANOTHER of the wifes handbags ripped up for no feckin reason!! To which I have to replace another one again!! 4th time now and each time the bags are getting more expensive dosnt help her birthday is round the corner so I'm now getting links sent to me for handbags that are closer to £400 then I'd like!! 

[Gypsydog94 4,593]

1 minute ago, Saltmoon said:

Many many reasons I f***ing hate them both but wouldn't be without either of them the older dog however is just out to f**k me over any chance he gets!! Most resent is YET ANOTHER of the wifes handbags ripped up for no feckin reason!! To which I have to replace another one again!! 4th time now and each time the bags are getting more expensive dosnt help her birthday is round the corner so I'm now getting links sent to me for handbags that are closer to £400 then I'd like!! 

What’s the point if he’s just going to fcuk it

[Daniel cain 45,459]

2 minutes ago, Wales1234 said:

Jesus Christ , sounds like a living nightmare I thought this pup was bad whinging and picking the terrier up you’ve got your hands full

First dog we've ever had in the house from a pup that's lived in fulltime Ow,they always been kennelled outside in the garden... against my better judgement(but you will learn yourself the kids moan to the Mrs,then she breaks your balls...easier to just give in)...when out of the house...her only fault is  if your walking in any built up areas...and she's off her lead.. then she eats people's cats, something I've never encouraged...but she won't touch one if I go inside someone's house mad that...

[mushroom 12,938]

2 minutes ago, Saltmoon said:

Many many reasons I f***ing hate them both but wouldn't be without either of them the older dog however is just out to f**k me over any chance he gets!! Most resent is YET ANOTHER of the wifes handbags ripped up for no feckin reason!! To which I have to replace another one again!! 4th time now and each time the bags are getting more expensive dosnt help her birthday is round the corner so I'm now getting links sent to me for handbags that are closer to £400 then I'd like!! 

Mine isn't a chewer, thank fook! 

He did when he was little (pup) as expected but grew out of it... it's the cats that tear the fuuck out of my shit. Does my head right in, brand new sofa ruined in a week

[Saltmoon 2,208]

1 minute ago, Gypsydog94 said:

What’s the point if he’s just going to fcuk it

I dont bloody know mate I just except it and carry on who am I to question such things!! 

[Saltmoon 2,208]

Just now, mushroom said:

Mine isn't a chewer, thank fook! 

He did when he was little (pup) as expected but grew out of it... it's the cats that tear the fuuck out of my shit. Does my head right in, brand new sofa ruined in a week

That's bad times but it has made me feel better about it now though dosnt seem so bad a handbag compared to a sofa!! 

 

The pup dosnt seem to chew anything just moves shit around like my work boots or daughters shoes and she will only hide the one aswell lucky the house is small so limited on hiding space for her