Wasp Eating And Other Annoying Habits..!

[Bosun11 537]

Just wondering what things anoy you with your dogs. The strange quirks they have, other than work.

At the moment i own a wasp eater. A dog that loves to catch wasps and gobbles them up with relish.. How the hell she isn't stung i don't know, though she moves like lightening to catch them and eats them as soon as they hit the deck, alive or dead..!!

The same dog is also a path shitter, another pet hate, of which i have owned 3 in my lifetime.

A path shitter is the dog that must race ahead of you on every walk and crap directly on the path you are walking. This little practice is also repeated whilst mowing the lawn and even though she has been out all day and crapped at least 3 times in front of me, will always manage to squeeze another turd on the stripe i'm about to mow..!  

Another of mine is a pen door rattler, as she cant help but hit her and the other dogs doors with her feet in excitement when she knows she's going out.

So, work aside, anyone else got a dog with annoying habits..?

[mC HULL 12,530]

i prefer them that tuck there arse in the hedge to shit me self mate lol   

them that wag the tail that much it gets sore on the tip hitting everything is the most annoying habit i think 

[Bosun11 537]

Just now, mC HULL said:

i prefer them that tuck there arse in the hedge to shit me self mate lol   

them that wag the tail that much it gets sore on the tip hitting everything is the most annoying habit i think 

Yep, i like a dog that uses a hedge or long grass or sommat. My path shitter dont like getting her arse tickled by grass and the other one loves it...

[mC HULL 12,530]

1 minute ago, Bosun11 said:

Yep, i like a dog that uses a hedge or long grass or sommat. My path shitter dont like getting her arse tickled by grass and the other one loves it...

lol nothing worse then standing in dog shit is there 

[Blackmag 6,095]

Them that can find fox shite anywhere then roll over it then appear all happy about it  the ones that drag there bed out in to the run  chewers that will chew anything kennels car seats bedding  ect and one I had use to pull head off on my some  plants when they flowered that did use to wind me 

[Allan P 1,150]

My older dog turning into an anti, hasn’t caught anything for years. 

[Black neck 15,979]

1 hour ago, Bosun11 said:

Just wondering what things anoy you with your dogs. The strange quirks they have, other than work.

At the moment i own a wasp eater. A dog that loves to catch wasps and gobbles them up with relish.. How the hell she isn't stung i don't know, though she moves like lightening to catch them and eats them as soon as they hit the deck, alive or dead..!!

The same dog is also a path shitter, another pet hate, of which i have owned 3 in my lifetime.

A path shitter is the dog that must race ahead of you on every walk and crap directly on the path you are walking. This little practice is also repeated whilst mowing the lawn and even though she has been out all day and crapped at least 3 times in front of me, will always manage to squeeze another turd on the stripe i'm about to mow..!  

Another of mine is a pen door rattler, as she cant help but hit her and the other dogs doors with her feet in excitement.

So, work aside, anyone else got a dog with annoying habits..?

Well I've got a run back 2 where it found some food 1 time 6 months ago er,a refuse point blank 2 eat anything if I happened 2 of raised me voice that week er ,and finally a motion senserer that whines like feck if we have 2 stop for any reason wyst lead walking, there is other shit but I'm already pissed off now

[The Field Hunter 132]

When you first walk out the gate and two bullx,s trying to pull your arm of with terrier running under there legs.

[The Field Hunter 132]

Ho dogs that start howling there bolocks of at 7:30 because they want to go out

[Wales1234 5,515]

It’s the rolling in shit for me drives me f***ing crazy , 

[Mr Wilkes 2,992]

Especially when it’s the local crack eds….. thank f**k he grew out of that.

[Black neck 15,979]

14 minutes ago, Mr Wilkes said:

Especially when it’s the local crack eds….. thank f**k he grew out of that.

Never known anyone grow out of a crack habit 

[Night Walker 591]

Rolling in shit, especially when you take the garmin off and the shite ends up on your hands. Love that

[Daniel cain 45,458]

This runner of mine is a f***ing food thief..had 6/7 Sunday joints off the worktops and any morsel it can get too,can't put a cup of tea down,tails so f***ing big it knocks shit over in the house, because it won't go in a kennel/run..goes nutts and destroys everything after 5 mins... annoying cnut also eats bees ,wasps,been stung countless times and swells upgive  it a hayfever tablet and it's sorted...if I ignore it and don't take it straight out after work ...it howls and starts talking...also howls when the ice-cream van comes up the road(blame my terriers for that  bad habit ,they have always done it for as long as I can remember ) but strangely never made a noise behind or when it's got hold of something all the male black dogs I had)have bred from a certain sire,all shit in their water bowls even when they up off the floor screwed onto meshdirty f***ing things will bounce in their own shit throw it everywhere and when out and about they shit up off the ground...lift back end and smear shit on a lamp post or tree etc... I can put up with a few quirky habits... helps if you actually like them and they obviously have to graft to a certain standard

[Bosun11 537]

20 minutes ago, Daniel cain said:

This runner of mine is a f***ing food thief..had 6/7 Sunday joints off the worktops and any morsel it can get too,can't put a cup of tea down,tails so f***ing big it knocks shit over in the house, because it won't go in a kennel/run..goes nutts and destroys everything after 5 mins... annoying cnut also eats bees ,wasps,been stung countless times and swells upgive  it a hayfever tablet and it's sorted...if I ignore it and don't take it straight out after work ...it howls and starts talking...also howls when the ice-cream van comes up the road(blame my terriers for that  bad habit ,they have always done it for as long as I can remember ) but strangely never made a noise behind or when it's got hold of something all the male black dogs I had)have bred from a certain sire,all shit in their water bowls even when they up off the floor screwed onto meshdirty f***ing things will bounce in their own shit throw it everywhere and when out and about they shit up off the ground...lift back end and smear shit on a lamp post or tree etc... I can put up with a few quirky habits... helps if you actually like them and they obviously have to graft to a certain standard

Never had a dirty kennel dog, thank feck... but i know plenty that have and no matter how they are raised, how clean you keep their kennels, they just don't give a feck.

As for wasp stings, this loon has, after 5 years of eating, never been stung..! Or at least never that i've noticed. It's when they go down live that worries me but as yet, nothing!