Veiw from your office

[TOMO 26,739]

Tip for you ...@whatawallaper ...

Get paid first...I always agreed on a price and got customer to pay there and then...not when the jobs done

[Goly 1,309]

Can't you just stuff a dozen moles and take them around with you claiming you've caught them.....

[TOMO 26,739]

11 minutes ago, Goly said:

Can't you just stuff a dozen moles and take them around with you claiming you've caught them.....

You could....lol....but when a new mole hill comes up...???

[TOMO 26,739]

Very often farmers want to see the dead bodies if it's not a domestic job....some like you to hang them on a barb wire fence...depends what you agree..

Personally I liked domestic jobs...usually 3 visits is enough...charge 200...250..jobs a goodun 

[Goly 1,309]

53 minutes ago, TOMO said:

You could....lol....but when a new mole hill comes up...???

Blag them and tell them whenever you remove a male from the territory another male replaces it. Lol

[WataWalloper 807]

1 hour ago, TOMO said:

Tip for you ...@whatawallaper ...

Get paid first...I always agreed on a price and got customer to pay there and then...not when the jobs done

In the past few years mate iv only had one customer who tried get funny but she still paid, I send a message or email with my prices on an get them to agree in writing before i start, a mate told me to do it haha an it works 

[WataWalloper 807]

1 hour ago, Goly said:

Can't you just stuff a dozen moles and take them around with you claiming you've caught them.....

I give all the moles caught on farm land to farmers. Anything caught j gardens get offered to the house holder, wouldn’t belive how many actually take em haha

[WataWalloper 807]

41 minutes ago, Goly said:

Blag them and tell them whenever you remove a male from the territory another male replaces it. Lol

They do, don’t need to blah. They like dogs an know when the other mole not been about, so move straight into the vacant tunnel network, I always offer a call back service for them cases 

[Stavross 16,141]

Tank unblocked and new bit of twin wall in, it was backed up to the house, the smell was fu*king horrendous 

[dai dogs 1,614]

3 hours ago, Stavross said:

It’s grim mate, I’ve just lifted the tank lid and it’s solid with farmers sh*t ( lol )

A farmer told me that a sheep had fallen through a rusty lid on his septic tank the sheep was still alive but the farmer said f**k it I’m not going in there to get that out so he left the poor f****r there to die 

[Goly 1,309]

29 minutes ago, dai dogs said:

A farmer told me that a sheep had fallen through a rusty lid on his septic tank the sheep was still alive but the farmer said f**k it I’m not going in there to get that out so he left the poor f****r there to die 

Why didn't he shoot the thing the horrible cnut?

[waltjnr 7,010]

18 minutes ago, Goly said:

Why didn't he shoot the thing the horrible cnut?

He was marinading it for the English! 

[Goly 1,309]

4 minutes ago, waltjnr said:

He was marinading it for the English! 

I bet he did that with his love juice.

[Daniel cain 46,150]

[mel b 2,734]

5 hours ago, Stavross said:

It’s grim mate, I’ve just lifted the tank lid and it’s solid with farmers sh*t ( lol )

Fair play to you for getting  stuck in stav . It's a job that most folks wouldn't want to do mate .