socks 32,253 Posted July 27, 2021 Report Share Posted July 27, 2021 With all this hot weather I decided to treat myself to one of those lazy spa things to lounge about in keeping cool. I was sat in it the other day with the bubbles going having a nice cold Henry westons cider when something caught the corner of my eye. A fukcing rat running back and fore to my chicken feeder helping himself to the food. 5 minuets later I’m sat back in my jacuzzi thing bollocks naked with my cider shooting rats … fukcing heaven 3 14 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dytkos 17,820 Posted July 27, 2021 Report Share Posted July 27, 2021 28 minutes ago, socks said: With all this hot weather I decided to treat myself to one of those lazy spa things to lounge about in keeping cool. I was sat in it the other day with the bubbles going having a nice cold Henry westons cider when something caught the corner of my eye. A fukcing rat running back and fore to my chicken feeder helping himself to the food. 5 minuets later I’m sat back in my jacuzzi thing bollocks naked with my cider shooting rats … fukcing heaven That's an image I could do with forgetting Cheers, D. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kanny 20,770 Posted July 27, 2021 Report Share Posted July 27, 2021 33 minutes ago, socks said: With all this hot weather I decided to treat myself to one of those lazy spa things to lounge about in keeping cool. I was sat in it the other day with the bubbles going having a nice cold Henry westons cider when something caught the corner of my eye. A fukcing rat running back and fore to my chicken feeder helping himself to the food. 5 minuets later I’m sat back in my jacuzzi thing bollocks naked with my cider shooting rats … fukcing heaven Pictures or didn't happen.......scratch that ,I believe you 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ken's Deputy 4,460 Posted July 27, 2021 Report Share Posted July 27, 2021 I'm sure that reminds me of a scene from a film I just can't put my finger on! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
low plains drifter 10,740 Posted July 28, 2021 Report Share Posted July 28, 2021 (edited) 5 hours ago, Ken's Deputy said: I'm sure that reminds me of a scene from a film I just can't put my finger on! Ratbo - first wank Edited July 28, 2021 by low plains drifter Sputum influx 9 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Arry 22,515 Posted July 28, 2021 Report Share Posted July 28, 2021 6 hours ago, Ken's Deputy said: I'm sure that reminds me of a scene from a film I just can't put my finger on! This one Ken ? Cheers Arry 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 13,261 Posted July 28, 2021 Report Share Posted July 28, 2021 The fuucking good life mate Although I'd substitute the cider for a proper ale (you don't want a brown jacuzzi... Lab) and the pea shooter for a 12 bore Quote Link to post Share on other sites
low plains drifter 10,740 Posted July 28, 2021 Report Share Posted July 28, 2021 (edited) This reminds me, after work yesterday I stopped off at some local shops, as I caught sight of my reflection in the full length windows I thought I'd entered the house of fun Edited July 28, 2021 by low plains drifter Drunken sober eyes Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Greyman 28,987 Posted July 28, 2021 Report Share Posted July 28, 2021 9 hours ago, socks said: With all this hot weather I decided to treat myself to one of those lazy spa things to lounge about in keeping cool. I was sat in it the other day with the bubbles going having a nice cold Henry westons cider when something caught the corner of my eye. A fukcing rat running back and fore to my chicken feeder helping himself to the food. 5 minuets later I’m sat back in my jacuzzi thing bollocks naked with my cider shooting rats … fukcing heaven Try some radox in the spa mate takes it up a notch Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted July 28, 2021 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2021 6 hours ago, mushroom said: The fuucking good life mate Although I'd substitute the cider for a proper ale (you don't want a brown jacuzzi... Lab) and the pea shooter for a 12 bore 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 13,261 Posted July 28, 2021 Report Share Posted July 28, 2021 1 hour ago, socks said: Ok, I'm buying into it... tell me more Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 47,684 Posted July 28, 2021 Report Share Posted July 28, 2021 Did you use a periscope ? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Greb147 6,809 Posted July 28, 2021 Report Share Posted July 28, 2021 Did you hit it with your slug. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ArchieHood 3,692 Posted July 28, 2021 Report Share Posted July 28, 2021 20 hours ago, socks said: I’m sat back in my jacuzzi thing bollocks naked with my cider shooting rats … fukcing heaven Errrrrr.....Slight exaggeration..... 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted July 28, 2021 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2021 59 minutes ago, ArchieHood said: Errrrrr.....Slight exaggeration..... Poor mushroom …….. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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