Pigs?

[Ken's Deputy 4,460]

Do they sweat?

Just been working, outside. I've come in with beads of sweat falling from me. I said to myself; " Christ! I'm sweating like a dog! "

Then, in my head,  corrected myself. 'That's fukking stupid! Dogs don't sweat! They can't.'

Then I thought; " Alright. pig then. I'm sweating like a ..... Hold on a minute ..... "

So ...?

Thanks.

 

(Who's gonna be first to suggest " A nigger on a rape charge. ")

I once turned to a random worker, in a big place, and exclaimed ~ in a loud, Australian accent: " Stroof, mate! There's more fukking sweat on me than an Abo's fukkin loin cloth!!! ".

The fixed, half smile as he stared glazedly at me. Synapses clearly failing to join the dots of what he'd just heard. That look will stay with me forever. What a fukking result!

[WILF 47,344]

Pigs don’t sweat, that’s why they roll in mud….it dissipates heat as it drys 

[Ken's Deputy 4,460]

Damn! Not looking too good for that niggger then, is it?

 

Just had my electric sheep out. Put out a big trap and wanted the long, rough grass inside it gone. Sat here, pondering my options.

Ding!!!Fifteen minutes on my knees, with my electric hedge trimmer!

I fukking impress even myself, some times.

[Rabid 1,936]

Sweating like an old transit at an mot

 

but no pigs don’t sweat

[Greb147 6,809]

Sweating like a cornered nun....

[mole trapper 1,693]

Sweating like a cornered nun.

Gary glitter in a playground 

[shaaark 10,876]

My personal favourite, 'sweating like a KUNT!!' 

[Greb147 6,809]

Sweating like Michael Barrymore at a pool party.

[Greb147 6,809]

Sweating like Greyman at a big cat convention.

[Welsh_red 4,660]

19 minutes ago, shaaark said:

My personal favourite, 'sweating like a KUNT!!' 

That word fits in anywhere. My old boss doing building used to call a small amount of something "a c**t full" . Used to say it to customers without thinking 

"Yeah shouldnt take much to fill that gap , will only be a cuntfull"

You could see their brains ticking over thinking "did he just say what i think he juat said"

[Greb147 6,809]

Sweating like Wilf watching a Somalian boat sailing towards Ireland.

[shaaark 10,876]

Just now, Welsh_red said:

That word fits in anywhere. My old boss doing building used to call a small amount of something "a c**t full" . Used to say it to customers without thinking 

"Yeah shouldnt take much to fill that gap , will only be a cuntfull"

You could see their brains ticking over thinking "did he just say what i think he juat said"

Yep, I love things like that lol.  An old mate of mine, who died just over three years ago, worked with a similar type of guy, he'd have us both in stitches laughing within a couple of minutes lol.

[dytkos 17,805]

Sweating like a rapist? Sweating like Gary Glitter in a crèche? Sweating like prince Andrew?

Cheers, D.

[WILF 47,344]

1 hour ago, Greb147 said:

Sweating like Wilf watching a Somalian boat sailing towards Ireland.

Sweating like Greb leaving a racecourse ! 

[Astanley 11,568]

Sweating like Tomo in a pie shop ..

Sweating like mushroom in a closet ..

Sweating like kennyd  on a flushing loo..

Sweating like chid at a dwarf throwing contest..