pointer28 1 Posted January 15, 2008 Report Share Posted January 15, 2008 A teacher at a polytechnic college reminded her pupils of tommorows final exam. "Now listen to me I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever" A smart-arsed fella at the back of the room raised his hand and asked "what would happen if I came in tomorrow suffering from complete & utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class was reduced to laughter & sniggering. When silence was restored, the teacher smiled knowingly at the student, shook her head & sweetly said "well I suppose you'd have to write with your other hand!!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tango 221 Posted January 15, 2008 Report Share Posted January 15, 2008 A teacher at a polytechnic college reminded her pupils of tommorows final exam. "Now listen to me I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever" A smart-arsed fella at the back of the room raised his hand and asked "what would happen if I came in tomorrow suffering from complete & utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class was reduced to laughter & sniggering. When silence was restored, the teacher smiled knowingly at the student, shook her head & sweetly said "well I suppose you'd have to write with your other hand!!" feckin nice one Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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john debbage 0 Posted January 15, 2008 Report Share Posted January 15, 2008 HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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