Snelly 0 Posted January 15, 2008 Report Share Posted January 15, 2008 Hi All, Can you help? I have got to give a speech next Monday at a Burns Night. I am giving the "Englishman's view of the Scots" speech and have a few stories to tell but would welcome any suggestions that you might have. Jokes, funny stories, anything really that you think could raise a laugh from 150 pissed blokes! Doesn't need to specifically related to Scots or Burns as I am sure I can modify any funny jokes to suit. Many thanks in advance for your help. Snelly. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
david2363 42 Posted January 15, 2008 Report Share Posted January 15, 2008 How was copper wire invented? ..... two Scotsmen fighting over a penny . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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