Saluki's and their crosses.

[Greb147 6,809]

3 minutes ago, W. Katchum said:

Never mind the balls to go coursing, need balls to go against missus an actualy get a dog first

You'll have to beg her then and we can both get one.

[C.green 3,231]

4 minutes ago, Greb147 said:

Bitch was out of Buddy to a Deacon cross bitch. 

Sire is one of PG's dogs.  

Must be old chancy tho

[Greb147 6,809]

1 minute ago, W. Katchum said:

I got mine here, missus even let me drive to Ireland an back for it, even gave me some pocket money for me trip

 

you had no intention of getting the pup you was moaning about the price of it before crimbo You been talking about getting out with folk on here for a few years now, still never met anybody an you’ll still be talking balls about being man of house an getting a pup in another  few years to come your like a ghost, can see straight through you

You might think you're the forum investigatior but in reality you're just a gobby gossip from Glasgow who's caught a few rabbits in his sad little existence.

Don't get jealous cos you won't be invited with your little mole herder. 

Now run along to the wheaten thread Inspector Clouseau you sad jealous rat.

 

[Greb147 6,809]

Just now, W. Katchum said:

Touchy touchy  

 

tell her you promise to clean up after it, my ma fell for that when I was 7 an wanted my own dog

Truth hurts doesn't it Dotty.

Stick to inviting strangers to yours for a cup of tea, you might find someone who likes you.

 

[Black neck 15,983]

It's happening again isn't it

[Greb147 6,809]

Just now, W. Katchum said:

Pity you were too coward to take the invite eh

 

 

 

 

 

how much is that puppy in the window, I do my wife let’s me buy him, the one with the waggly tail

I've told you to get in touch when you grow a pair, can't just keep on hunting moles in the back garden forever.

You're not making sense Dotty, you on it at nans?

[Greb147 6,809]

Just now, W. Katchum said:

Not making sense but you keep replying

You are a sad cnut though admit, the place has been much better with out you. 

I told you, keep off my thread, grasses and gossips aren't welcome and you reek of being both. Bye. 

[Greb147 6,809]

Just now, W. Katchum said:

Keep off my thread

 

 

silly Fcuking sausage

Go and pour nan another, bye Dorothy, enjoy your mole slayer.

[Black neck 15,983]

Holy shit  

[Greb147 6,809]

1 minute ago, W. Katchum said:

I’ll sort my Nan, your sort your mail order drunken abusive  wife another vodka an hopefully she will calm down

On your way, it's time to milk yours. 

 

[Greb147 6,809]

2 minutes ago, W. Katchum said:

He wants to bring a dying ole woman in to it I can take gloves off aswell

Pillow over the head, easy.

[Black neck 15,983]

Just now, W. Katchum said:

He wants to bring a dying ole woman in to it I can take gloves off aswell

Ok you both lose 1 point for low blows carry on defend yourselves at all times ,no eye gouging

[Greb147 6,809]

1 minute ago, W. Katchum said:

Then all your troubles would be over. Better hope she don’t wake tho or you be sleeping with the scabby Akita for ever

I don't think you understand where I was getting at. 

Is it true your wife looks like Sid James after a lifetime of battered Mars bars and Irn Bru? 

[Greb147 6,809]

Just now, W. Katchum said:

Oh I understand, but cos your too scared to say it out loud I’ll say it for you, kill the dirty drunken immigrant an you will be free, you can get on with life without living in fear

No, I said smother scruffy old nan and then you might be able to get some before she goes cold. 

Now who's a horrible cnut, you got a problem with that come see me.

[Greb147 6,809]

Just now, W. Katchum said:

Cos you’ll never come here horrible, i don’t think your horrible, you ain’t got the balls to be horrible, it’s your immigrant wife that’s got them

That's the thing Dorothy I will, I'll come and do Nan for you if you like, might end up with galloping nob rot but I'll take my chance. 

Heard she's got a mouth like a witch doctors necklace. 

I'll do anything to rid the world of the Dotty line, all culls.