Ken's Deputy 4,460 Posted May 4, 2021 Report Share Posted May 4, 2021 My Best fukking glasses these are too! Lost them about a year ago. Been struggling with various levels of half useless shit ever since. Got various pairs of third rate and worse ones about the place. These appeared, couple of months ago, out on the land! Spotted them laying there, in the grass! Incredible! I was overjoyed! Went out, today. Did a thing or two. Reached for my glasses? Gone! F F S!!!!! I have a pretty good idea where they might be too. Patch of rough meadow buttercups. Over a foot high and dense as fukk to the very earth! I'll get out there, tomorrow. Shears. Cut the fukking lot down and see if I can find them. I'm fukking desperate! What?! What's that you say? " Calm down, you kunt. You're writing this post okay without them! " ? Listen you Kunt! With These shit things I'm wearing? I just saw a picture of Bruce fukking Jenner and thought; " Hullo. Who's that? " 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Greyman 29,014 Posted May 4, 2021 Report Share Posted May 4, 2021 19 minutes ago, Ken's Deputy said: My Best fukking glasses these are too! Lost them about a year ago. Been struggling with various levels of half useless shit ever since. Got various pairs of third rate and worse ones about the place. These appeared, couple of months ago, out on the land! Spotted them laying there, in the grass! Incredible! I was overjoyed! Went out, today. Did a thing or two. Reached for my glasses? Gone! F F S!!!!! I have a pretty good idea where they might be too. Patch of rough meadow buttercups. Over a foot high and dense as fukk to the very earth! I'll get out there, tomorrow. Shears. Cut the fukking lot down and see if I can find them. I'm fukking desperate! What?! What's that you say? " Calm down, you kunt. You're writing this post okay without them! " ? Listen you Kunt! With These shit things I'm wearing? I just saw a picture of Bruce fukking Jenner and thought; " Hullo. Who's that? " I only need glasses for reading, but loose about a pair a month, I buy them from the pound shop now 10 pair at a time 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dytkos 17,821 Posted May 4, 2021 Report Share Posted May 4, 2021 Get bi/varifocals, I never take mine off other than showering, sleeping and sex! Unless it's on xhamster etc Cheers, D. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ken's Deputy 4,460 Posted May 4, 2021 Author Report Share Posted May 4, 2021 I'm on 4X ones now. Generally a tenner or less a pair. But, every bugger's sold out, last time I looked? Fukk this. I'm off to check Amazon. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ken's Deputy 4,460 Posted May 4, 2021 Author Report Share Posted May 4, 2021 Sorted! Four pairs of +4.00's for fifteen quid. Here on fukking Friday! God bless you, Jeff ~ You deservedly multi billionaire kunt, you! 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
waltjnr 7,040 Posted May 4, 2021 Report Share Posted May 4, 2021 X4!!!? Andy must have some bins that magnification, I'm sure he'd send you a pair ! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 27,582 Posted May 4, 2021 Report Share Posted May 4, 2021 The use of Kunt in your posts on this thread is majestic....f***ing pissung myself here...lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 27,582 Posted May 4, 2021 Report Share Posted May 4, 2021 I've just read the first post another time... "Calm down, you Kunt" (we're calling you a Kunt) "Listen you Kunt" (now we're the Kunts) Brilliant...lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dytkos 17,821 Posted May 4, 2021 Report Share Posted May 4, 2021 2 hours ago, Ken's Deputy said: Sorted! Four pairs of +4.00's for fifteen quid. Here on fukking Friday! God bless you, Jeff ~ You deservedly multi billionaire kunt, you! Guess how much at the £1 shop? Cheers, D. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dytkos 17,821 Posted May 4, 2021 Report Share Posted May 4, 2021 Sometimes £2 Cheers, D. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shaaark 10,919 Posted May 4, 2021 Report Share Posted May 4, 2021 13 minutes ago, dytkos said: Sometimes £2 Cheers, D. Worra bunch of kunts! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shaaark 10,919 Posted May 4, 2021 Report Share Posted May 4, 2021 Oh yeah, afore I forget, my favourite word, ........ KUNT. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ken's Deputy 4,460 Posted May 5, 2021 Author Report Share Posted May 5, 2021 Who's the fukking Daddy?!? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Greb147 6,809 Posted May 5, 2021 Report Share Posted May 5, 2021 8 minutes ago, Ken's Deputy said: Who's the fukking Daddy?!? Harry Hill? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ken's Deputy 4,460 Posted May 5, 2021 Author Report Share Posted May 5, 2021 Are a bit, aren't they? I never really take any notice, mate. They coule have diomante wing tips for all I care. Long as I can see well with them Only me sitting here in them. No one sees them. God! Those ones I had to make do with yesterday though! Argh! Sitting here with my nose virtually touching the screen! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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