Its Saturday night..

[dytkos 17,821]

Imo porn is best watched alone, or with a willing partner if that's your thing (for anyone who can't get it up otherwise, King, Foxdropper etc)

Cheers, D.

[DIDO.1 22,846]

I always thought that the rule was it's OK for a group of blokes to watch porn but 2 blokes watching porn is gay? 

[DIDO.1 22,846]

1 minute ago, W. Katchum said:

I don’t go to neighbours to watch porn bit I do use their WiFi Fcuking child locks, what a pain in arse, when you have to shout over back fence an ask ginge the wifi code so you can watch some fat milf on xhamster

I got my 15 year old stepson to take childlock off for me

[WILF 47,711]

Like all of us, I have seen threads go off on strange tangents over the years on THL but from “Enjoying a pint in my bar” to “Paddy pops round for a ten minute session to watch German spunk fest” has got to rank up there amongst the strangest surely ? 

[keepdiggin 9,561]

17 hours ago, Ken's Deputy said:

Good mate of mine, not off here, popped in the other day.

Asked to see porn. Watched ten minutes of it and shuffled away.

He lives a ten minute drive away. I often wonder if he has a photographic memory. Or if he just rips the head off it as he drives away.

I've been telling him, for years; 'Get a computer!'

Please tell you didn't wank him off! 

 

How old are you mate?

[WILF 47,711]

Now we really are entering the twilight zone !

[keepdiggin 9,561]

wilf has had me in tears on this thread

[iworkwhippets 12,714]

topics gone from chillin out with a beer , to Ken doling out hand jobs 

[keepdiggin 9,561]

10 minutes ago, iworkwhippets said:

topics gone from chillin out with a beer , to Ken doling out hand jobs 

f***ing brilliant

 

Its those foxes im worried about

[keepdiggin 9,561]

go to Kens  your guaranteed two things 

 

A curry and a hand job

Edited April 25, 2021 by keepdiggin

[Greb147 6,809]

Tell him to watch the 5 minute previews..... 

[socks 32,253]

6 hours ago, Astanley said:

I went to a decent fellas house off here ,I won't mention his name or how many fingers he's got ,first thing his lovely missus does is organise a beautiful big bacon butty on crusty fresh bread dripping with butter and a nice cuppa ,down side was I had to watch as the Angel of death ripped into his like he d hadn't been fed for a month making a lip smacking grunting noise that you could hear three doors down .

I had no choice every time you took a bite of yours you moved 2 inches closer to me. By the time I was on my last bite you were on my fukcing lap

[NEWKID 27,583]

2 hours ago, WILF said:

Like all of us, I have seen threads go off on strange tangents over the years on THL but from “Enjoying a pint in my bar” to “Paddy pops round for a ten minute session to watch German spunk fest” has got to rank up there amongst the strangest surely ? 

I was gonna say the same, I honestly never saw this tangent coming....lol

[NEWKID 27,583]

47 minutes ago, socks said:

I had no choice every time you took a bite of yours you moved 2 inches closer to me. By the time I was on my last bite you were on my fukcing lap

Ffs....on this thread that sounds so wrong!!!

[Astanley 11,580]

I'll accept that I'm a bit old fashioned and maybe a bit of a prude ,but I would consider anyone who watches porn on a regular basis a bit weird ,so someone knocking and asking if they could watch it at my house would definitely have me reaching for a bat ,I hate being judgemental but I deserve the right to be repulsed by knicker sniffing ,porn addicted wronguns who think it's perfectly normal behaviour .