WILF 47,716 Posted April 25, 2021 Report Share Posted April 25, 2021 12 hours ago, Ken's Deputy said: Good mate of mine, not off here, popped in the other day. Asked to see porn. Watched ten minutes of it and shuffled away. He lives a ten minute drive away. I often wonder if he has a photographic memory. Or if he just rips the head off it as he drives away. I've been telling him, for years; 'Get a computer!' I genuinely would NOT be friends with a bloke like that......maybe it’s just me but that sounds like the weirdest f***ing thing ever ! 6 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Astanley 11,580 Posted April 25, 2021 Report Share Posted April 25, 2021 I went to a decent fellas house off here ,I won't mention his name or how many fingers he's got ,first thing his lovely missus does is organise a beautiful big bacon butty on crusty fresh bread dripping with butter and a nice cuppa ,down side was I had to watch as the Angel of death ripped into his like he d hadn't been fed for a month making a lip smacking grunting noise that you could hear three doors down . 10 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 27,584 Posted April 25, 2021 Author Report Share Posted April 25, 2021 1 hour ago, South hams hunter said: i think that's how every house should be; should never leave hungry or thirsty. the amount of times at mine, mates, brother or parents someone stops in for a yap and ends up staying for tea is uncountable. growing up my mums kettle was never off with all the dog lads or pigeon boys in the kitchen. it would start from 8am on a Saturday and finish 11 pm sunday, wish it was something my generation did more tbh. 36 minutes ago, WILF said: Feeding visitors is an old fashioned thing, it was always the done thing when I was growing up and it’s something me and my brothers still do. Its a shame that it isn’t more common but lifestyles have changed so much. However, it’s something I like and value.... 21 minutes ago, Astanley said: I went to a decent fellas house off here ,I won't mention his name or how many fingers he's got ,first thing his lovely missus does is organise a beautiful big bacon butty on crusty fresh bread dripping with butter and a nice cuppa ,down side was I had to watch as the Angel of death ripped into his like he d hadn't been fed for a month making a lip smacking grunting noise that you could hear three doors down . My Old man's house had the key in the door always, people would just walk in, and be fed or sit with tea...it was normal... the fella off here who.is struggling with his digits brought some cracking meat down here last time, tomahawk steaks, cooked up and we all sat and ate together... sharing food and drink in good company is maybe Old fashioned now, but is normal for most of us id say.... anyone who works up here love it, the Mrs does bacon and egg sarnies every day for them...plus loads of tea, fuckers hardly do any work lol 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dytkos 17,821 Posted April 25, 2021 Report Share Posted April 25, 2021 13 hours ago, NEWKID said: Mate, so much like my place...my mum always fed whoever came in the house, you weren't allowed to not eat! Lol It stays with you, Mrs is the same... its old fashioned but a great trait in.my opinion.. Similar, had a mate come round to measure up for some new windows at 11 this morning, were out in the back garden and the mrs comes out, " do you want red or brown sauce on your bacon butties Martin?" Lol Cheers, D. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 27,584 Posted April 25, 2021 Author Report Share Posted April 25, 2021 Just now, dytkos said: Similar, had a mate come round to measure up for some new windows at 11 this morning, were out in the back garden and the mrs comes out, " do you want red or brown sauce on your bacon butties Martin?" Lol Cheers, D. Back your old place for grub after watching the hunt mate, the kids talk about the grub not the hunt lol... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 27,584 Posted April 25, 2021 Author Report Share Posted April 25, 2021 41 minutes ago, WILF said: I genuinely would NOT be friends with a bloke like that......maybe it’s just me but that sounds like the weirdest f***ing thing ever ! Not for me either....he'd be f****d off sharpish 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ken's Deputy 4,460 Posted April 25, 2021 Report Share Posted April 25, 2021 14 minutes ago, NEWKID said: Not for me either....he'd be f****d off sharpish Dunno. He's actually the soundest person I know right now, to be honest. Hasn't got a computer. I wouldn't know what sort of phone he has. But, I only nailed this on line on my phone thing in the last couple of years. I don't find it so much weird as a bit sad. Any one of us in here can, if we wish, sail off to Porn Hub, or what ever, with a few clicks. Fill our boots. He can't. If you'd be fukking off every mate who watched a bit of porn now and then? I think you'd be very lonely, very fast, to be honest! In fact, I'd find any such level of puritanism far more unsettling. As long as he's not standing behind me, pulling it out, I don't see what's 'weird' and 'wrong' about a normal, healthy and balanced man appreciating a look at some porn. Of course, I fully expect half the site to begin the virtue signalling with the old, " Well, I don't need porn ... blah, blah, blah. " Yeah. What ever ... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
South hams hunter 8,935 Posted April 25, 2021 Report Share Posted April 25, 2021 38 minutes ago, NEWKID said: My Old man's house had the key in the door always, people would just walk in, and be fed or sit with tea...it was normal... the fella off here who.is struggling with his digits brought some cracking meat down here last time, tomahawk steaks, cooked up and we all sat and ate together... sharing food and drink in good company is maybe Old fashioned now, but is normal for most of us id say.... anyone who works up here love it, the Mrs does bacon and egg sarnies every day for them...plus loads of tea, fuckers hardly do any work lol still do at my dads now, especially now they've all retired. you never know who will be there or turn up while your there. some just dont seem to leave and must do a few gallons in tea while they're there Quote Link to post Share on other sites
South hams hunter 8,935 Posted April 25, 2021 Report Share Posted April 25, 2021 3 minutes ago, Ken's Deputy said: Dunno. He's actually the soundest person I know right now, to be honest. Hasn't got a computer. I wouldn't know what sort of phone he has. But, I only nailed this on line on my phone thing in the last couple of years. I don't find it so much weird as a bit sad. Any one of us in here can, if we wish, sail off to Porn Hub, or what ever, with a few clicks. Fill our boots. He can't. If you'd be fukking off every mate who watched a bit of porn now and then? I think you'd be very lonely, very fast, to be honest! In fact, I'd find any such level of puritanism far more unsettling. As long as he's not standing behind me, pulling it out, I don't see what's 'weird' and 'wrong' about a normal, healthy and balanced man appreciating a look at some porn. Of course, I fully expect half the site to begin the virtue signalling with the old, " Well, I don't need porn ... blah, blah, blah. " Yeah. What ever ... i think its more the fact he comes to yours to watch it they are finding weird 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
king 11,984 Posted April 25, 2021 Report Share Posted April 25, 2021 1 minute ago, South hams hunter said: i think its more the fact he comes to yours to watch it they are finding weird It could be worse he could be stood outside ripping the head off it. spying through the net curtains. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
king 11,984 Posted April 25, 2021 Report Share Posted April 25, 2021 2 minutes ago, Rusty2 said: Bit judgemental coming from a guy that's sniffing sleeping womans underwear lol Rusty can you hand on heart say you have never ever sniffed a pair of slacks in your Life... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 27,584 Posted April 25, 2021 Author Report Share Posted April 25, 2021 13 minutes ago, Ken's Deputy said: Dunno. He's actually the soundest person I know right now, to be honest. Hasn't got a computer. I wouldn't know what sort of phone he has. But, I only nailed this on line on my phone thing in the last couple of years. I don't find it so much weird as a bit sad. Any one of us in here can, if we wish, sail off to Porn Hub, or what ever, with a few clicks. Fill our boots. He can't. If you'd be fukking off every mate who watched a bit of porn now and then? I think you'd be very lonely, very fast, to be honest! In fact, I'd find any such level of puritanism far more unsettling. As long as he's not standing behind me, pulling it out, I don't see what's 'weird' and 'wrong' about a normal, healthy and balanced man appreciating a look at some porn. Of course, I fully expect half the site to begin the virtue signalling with the old, " Well, I don't need porn ... blah, blah, blah. " Yeah. What ever ... I seriously can not imagine any of my mates turning up at mine to watch porn, I've honestly never been asked to put porn on for a mate... not my thing to judge, but certainly not for me and if a "mate" came round and said put the porn on he'd be f****d off no questions..... 8 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
king 11,984 Posted April 25, 2021 Report Share Posted April 25, 2021 10 minutes ago, baker boy said: Buy him a porn mag.. Feck the porn mag..throw him a used pair of slacks..he will be living the dream 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 47,716 Posted April 25, 2021 Report Share Posted April 25, 2021 1 hour ago, Ken's Deputy said: Dunno. He's actually the soundest person I know right now, to be honest. Hasn't got a computer. I wouldn't know what sort of phone he has. But, I only nailed this on line on my phone thing in the last couple of years. I don't find it so much weird as a bit sad. Any one of us in here can, if we wish, sail off to Porn Hub, or what ever, with a few clicks. Fill our boots. He can't. If you'd be fukking off every mate who watched a bit of porn now and then? I think you'd be very lonely, very fast, to be honest! In fact, I'd find any such level of puritanism far more unsettling. As long as he's not standing behind me, pulling it out, I don't see what's 'weird' and 'wrong' about a normal, healthy and balanced man appreciating a look at some porn. Of course, I fully expect half the site to begin the virtue signalling with the old, " Well, I don't need porn ... blah, blah, blah. " Yeah. What ever ... It’s got nothing to do with virtue signalling or being holier than thou, I’m sure every red blooded bloke has looked at porn.......that’s one thing. Quiet another thing is to nip round the neighbours and say “Here, do us a cup of tea and pop on Anal Babes for ten minutes will you” I mean, what the f**k do you say to that ?......”yeah, there’s the biscuit tin, help yourself !!” Each to their own like but in my world, that’s really f***ing weird. 3 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Squirrel_Basher 17,100 Posted April 25, 2021 Report Share Posted April 25, 2021 If it’s just the wife at home Wilf ,know what I’m saying bud . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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